It appears that my long time rival, the devilish Krampus... ish... escaped the confines of Planet New North Pole in the Antarctica System to rain his devilish terror on the Sirius System! I have heard the most terrible things from name calling to games of chance. Even rolling a 1 sided dice to force somebody to sing carols!!! How, how is this even possible?! He has called a LWB person a foodie, a Unioner a lazy shipbuilder without a job... oh, the list goes on!
Speaking of lists, it appears that he has made a naughty list of sorts. Anybody that interacted with him made the their name on the list. No, I will not allow this. I will sprinkle my Santa dust on this list and turn it into a new Good List! The elves and I will be very careful in selecting a name on this list for a special present. I will also fly the many systems of Sirius to talk to as many people as I can to share cheer and joy! But... not today. We are behind in packing my CSV-Kringle 1 (Christmas Service Vehicle) with all of the presents and goodies for all the good boys and girls! The deliveries must be made!!! But over the next week I will make extra trips to spread holiday cheer!
From us at Planet New North Pole to all of you, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HO HO HO!!!
