I can haz skype

[Dane Summers]

[8:25:24 PM] Kaiwяen: says "hey baby, i know how you like them unexplored edge worlds - you're a xenophile, ain't cha? i'm pretty foreign myself, i've been to at least one other galaxy in my time"
[8:25:38 PM] Kaiwяen: IMG shipline goes "omg you're sooo hawt"
[8:25:46 PM] Kaiwяen: bam, they create the Charon
[8:26:14 PM] Kaiwяen: the Charon goes up to the proto-Eros and says "omg daddy please f--- me please"
[8:26:21 PM] Kaiwяen: proto-Eros is all like "S'AWWWWRITE"
[8:26:22 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Why is it
[8:26:25 PM] Kaiwяen: bam
[8:26:26 PM] Kaiwяen: the Nyx
[8:26:27 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Kai's explan ations
[8:26:31 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Are all about sex
[8:26:38 PM] Kaiwяen: the Nyx decides to work out a bit
[8:26:39 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Yet we all understand it PERFECTLY
[8:26:40 PM] Kaiwяen: bam, the Pytho
[8:26:42 PM] Dane Summers: because the Nyx is pure sex
[8:26:59 PM] Kaiwяen: then the Nyx decides to crossdress and have sex with its grandpa, proto-Eros
[8:27:04 PM] Kaiwяen: bam, the modern-day Eros
[8:27:54 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: :|
[8:28:13 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: I never want Kai to explain anything ever again
[8:28:21 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: But a part of me wants him to, just because
[8:28:27 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: What he does is hilarious

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[TheOrangeButterfly]

[9:28:38 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: A part of me wants him

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[Jeremy Hunter]

[9:28:38 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: A part of me wants him

You bastard.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Death.RunningVerminator]

[9:28:38 PM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: A part of me wants him

You bastard.

I knew I was right about you all along Jeremy. ;3

[Jeremy Hunter]

I knew I was right about you all along Jeremy. ;3

You're now blocked on Skype.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[Petitioner]

[7:16:13 AM] Vlad: What do you think mausoleum is?
[7:16:26 AM] Vlad: It's a Golden Throne, slowly regenerating Lenin back to life
[7:16:32 AM] Vlad: one day he will wake up and destroy the capitalism
[7:16:38 AM] Vlad: and then everybody will live in happiness
[7:16:47 AM] Vlad: we must protect him to that day

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[Jayce]

In Teamspeak:

"Nope, Corsair NPC's definitely know how to PVP." -Kaiwren

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[Petitioner]

Irwin: "You were right, Kai, these corsair npcs know how to pvp!"

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[Xelon]

[21:09:39] Xelon: are you still admiral?
[21:13:10] Johnny: All hail the skype-lag
[21:13:31] Johnny: No.
[21:13:34] Johnny: I retired.
[21:13:36] Xelon: alright
[21:13:44] Johnny: Which means you can legally punch me up

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[Hell Hunter]

[23:11:20] Ed: [23:11] GhostA..:

<<< an army of Donkys are better..I don't have donkies
[23:11:21] Ed: only sheep
[23:11:23] Ed: actually
[23:11:25] Ed: we had a donkey
[23:11:26] Ed: but it died
[23:11:28] Ed: cuz of old age
[23:11:29] Ed: well
[23:11:30] Ed: **** happens
[23:11:41] GhostA..: :\
[23:11:48] Ed: yeah
[23:11:50] GhostA..: i had a donky once..
[23:12:01] Hunter: I was
[23:12:02] Hunter: yawning
[23:12:04] GhostA..: i raided him and then felled.. :\
[23:12:04] Hunter: at the same time
[23:12:06] Hunter: and i
[23:12:08] Hunter: LOL
[23:12:08] Hunter: LOL
[23:12:10] Hunter: LOL
[23:12:13] Hunter: i nearly
[23:12:15] Hunter: ****ed
[23:12:16] Ed: (rofl)
[23:12:17] Hunter: choked
[23:12:17] GhostA..: felled on a rock..
[23:12:27] Hunter: yawning
[23:12:32] Hunter: and laughing mid-way
[23:12:33] Hunter: hurts
[23:12:34] Hunter: a lot
[23:12:50] GhostA..: ...

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