Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Adorn]

Report Filed By: LPI Officer Adorn Brishen

Date: ??-??-???(kinda confused about the dates)

Patrol Report:

Today sure was busy. I started off at Manhattan, as usual and went off to Norfolk where I helped out some LN and LSF who were doing routine scans. We blasted up a Transport who refused to pay a fine for hauling Ageira Tech supplies with the help of a LN Cruiser. The Cruiser Captain told us about a spy named Kathryn Eve, who infiltrated Liberty Space and was last seen in the Texas System. She probably works for Rheinland. Me and SWAT member Merx then spotted a Transport who was smuggling some diamonds from Berlin. We escorted him out of Liberty Space and on the way back we spotted a criminal named "NecroX". We engaged, but he probably had a jammer or a cloaking device because he disappeared right infront of us. Anyway, after we came back in the NY System I heard reports of Nomad attacks. I came into Manhattan and saw that Jim guy again, fighting off 3 LSF Fighters. Me, the LSF and Merx were called in to Norfolk to help out with some Corsairs that were spotted. After we all arrived, we joined up with the LN Officer.. Mr Anderson and proceeded to **deleted by the LSF**, but the Corsairs retreated back after they saw our forces. After that I went back to Norfolk and did some routine scans on passing by transports.

[jimhunter]

*as the chief walks into his office, he finds some papers on his desk*

From: Officer Lisa Hunter
Subject: Patrol Report

Sir, my patrol started rather unfriendly. Coming back from Springfield to Pueblo, i met a Mercenary called Conundrum_Sam. He shooted onto Libertonian vessels. I thought i can't let this chap go on with that, and ordered him to drop the already tractored pilots.
Well, he opened fire onto me without a word! Already added him to the Fugitive list. Luckili, Pueblo tractor officers were fast and tractored me in before he could.

Well, with a new Libbie, i flew back to New York.
Quite some stuff going on there.
First, i destroyed/killed some Nomads that were in Captain Hull's SWAT Guardian. So far, no sign of Nomad possesion seen from him, i think a scan will be negative.
Some LSF Pilot spoke some really strange things, then a Navy Ship undocked from Manhatten, having some Counterfeit Software in his hold. The pilot was really surprised as i asked him about them, and jettisoned them afterwards. I destroyed them too.
Next, a Mercenary flying an Avenger docked at Manhatten, having 20 tons of Cardamine in his hold.

Callsign Randy1, i think we should keep an eye out for him. Oh and, shall i add him to fugitive list?

Next step was some Xeno with the callsign Jack"The_Felon"Butcher, which attacked without word officer Brishers Liberator.

I think it's needles to say that he was annihilated very soon, after some Missiles took out all his weapons.

End of report from: 3/1/817 (//after what is said, i'll consider it's 817)

Report complete.

Lisa

Transmission Ends

[hack]

Training Lesson by: LPI Captain Hull O'Brian

Re: Training for new officers.

Subject: Lesson 5. List of current Nomad and Arms Dealers Licenses.

All Officers, Training lesson 5's License list has been updated. Please read it for new information here.

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[hack]

Training Announcement by: LPI Captain Hull O'Brian

To: All LPI Officers

Subj: Ship to ship combat training

I am pleased to announce that the Department has acquired ship to ship combat simulators that will be used to train our officers. As they are being installed ,we will schedule training sessions to get our pilots up to snuff.

Also, it looks like we will also be getting some combat training from the BAF due to a joint training program. More info available here.

End of Announceent.

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[hack]

From the Desk of : LPI Captain Hull O'Brian

To: All LPI personnel

Subj: Liberty Police ID's

Any personnel who needs a new Liberty Police ID, Please stop by Officer Marx Myer's desk and see her, or leave her a message containing the following info:

Name
Ships that you fly
Whether you are on the Swat team or not
An ancillary jobs that you are assigned. (I.E. Training officer, ID officer, etc.)

An example of the Police Id's can be seen at the bottom of this message.

End of Announcment

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[Zapp]

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Chief Myers

Subject: Promotions

Congratulations to Marx Meyer and Fred Hamilton (my secretary), you're now both Sergeants. You're clear to fly the Eagle, Arrow, and what have you. Also, I expect to see a certain Mr. Jenkins sometime soon... do I make myself clear?

End Transmission

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[JakeSG]

Transmission Received
Source: Sergeant Fred Hamilton, Chiefs... Secretary

Sah! You sure you really want to do that, sah? I swear, I'll be obedient in the future!

On another note, we've taken the opportunity to explain things to Mr Jenkins, and beaten several kinds of snot out of him to prevent him from escaping, sah. The equipment for his Special Ops ship is currently being gathered, and as soon as he's recovered from our little discussion, he should be fit for duty, sah.

Respectfully and regretfully,
Your loyal Secretary,
Fred Hamilton.

End Transmission

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For the Core.

[Zapp]

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Chief Myers

I trust you used the psychotropic drugs, and have made him as loyal and zealous as possible? Come on man, subliminal messages and propoganda! Oh, and check the encryption, don't want word of this getting out.

End Transmission

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[JakeSG]

Transmission Received
Source: Sergeant Fred Hamilton, Chief's Secretary

I am informed that a certain Mr Jenkin's ship is prepared, and that we are nearly finished with the "coercion" techniques. Good news is, it looks like this one will make it through alive, unlike the previous test subjects.

Your loyal Secretary,
Sergeant Fred Hamilton.

End Transmission

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For the Core.

[max_was_ere@hotmail.com]

<\\> LPI OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE
<\\> LPI LOGISTICS DATABASE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ * PRIORITY! * PROMOTION ACCEPTANCE

>> SENT: [MARX.V.500341(S1)]
>> RECEIVED: ALL LIBERTY VESSELS [SMN.ACTUAL]

\ PARTIAL VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...

[MARX.V.500341(S1)]:Sir you don't have to do this i was happy with my work load before. This just adds the the pile *Points to pile* No not the donut pile the one next to it.

Training Vessels will be ready when fred or someone gives me a hand.

\ ~ MESSAGE COMPLETE
\ DATABASE CLOSED \>

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I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.