Fnordie's Vow

[majkp]

@# Fnordie decided to vow that he will collect at least 1 credit donation from every active faction for the Glory of Eris and for the Rise of Pineal Gland Owners.

@# These factions (and their generous members already donated):
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- Rheinland Military - [RM]-Plunderer -> 1 credit (a tough one)
- Ghosts of Razgriz - an Outcast who wished to stay anonymous -> 24 units of Cardamine converted to 7200 credits at FP10 (an addictive one)
- HellFire - [HF]-TankTarget -> 100000 credits (a kind one)
- Black Squadron - Bs|Dboy -> 500000 credits (an exhausting one)
- SCRA - RACS-Antarg-[COMM] -> 1000000 credits and 8 Bounty Hunter pilots converted to 147192 credits at Casablanca Base (a human one)
- London Drugs Inc. - Seamus (VP, Sales) - 5000000 credits (a direct one)
- Helghasts - {Helghast}{L}~McNeo - 10000000 credits (a generous one)
- [Demons] - [Demon]Mad-Max - 10000 credits (a discreditable one)
- Colonial Renmant - [CR]Croatia - 200000 credits (a forgiving one)
- Shadows Stalkers Organisation - SNS-The.Barrios - 50000 credits (a rescuing one)
- =BSG= - =BSG=LhamDearg - 1000000 credits (+ 4 diamonds) (a daring one)
- Cylons - [Cylons]CR-002 - 1011010 credits (An artificial one)
- [Phantoms] - [Phantom]Vulcan - 250000 credits (a beautiful one)

@# Unfactioned Players
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- Ecco 95 -> 10000000 credits (a pleasant one)


@# Total donation amount: 29050403 credits (+ 4 diamonds) @#
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@# When the vow is fulfilled Fnordie will transfer donations to the Honorary Discordian Pope Account. ELF's bank will take care of them before donations are used.

[majkp]

A tough one added:

- Rheinland Military - [RM]-Plunderer -> 1 credit

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A pleasant one added:

- Ecco 95 -> 10000000 credits

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An addictive one added.

- Ghosts of Razgriz - an Outcast who wished to stay anonymous - 24 units of Cardamine (converted to 7200 credits at FP10)

*Fnordie!*

@# Yeeeaaah Kitty?

* You recieved 25 units! Where is that last one?! *

@# Whaaaat?

[majkp]

A kind one added.

- HellFire - [HF]-TankTarget - 100000 credits

* Let's say this one was collected by Kitty because Fnordie has still clouded vision and wobble walking so I can't let him pilot my ship in that condition. *

[majkp]

A exhausting one added.

- Black Squadron - Bs|Dboy - 500000 credits

@# Ahh Kitty I am so tired after this one. That guy Hex has shown no empathy at all, AT ALL.

* I know. But it's good they have such a wise faction leader. It might have ended with a war. *

@# Yeah - Fnordie's war. And did you see that new ship Dis has purchased?

* I did, it is funny isn't it? Fnordie you need to get some sleep after this one. *

@# Sure Kitty, let's land on some friendly base.

[majkp]

A human one added.

- SCRA - RACS-Antarg-[COMM] -> 1000000 credits and 8 Bounty Hunter pilots (converted to 147192 credits at Casablanca Base)

* Fnordie is sleeping already but on our way towards first friendly base we met 2 honest SCRA guys who donated 1 mil and some Bounty Hunter Pilots. Well I don't like trading with men but fulfilling Fnordie's vow needs compromises even from me so I'll forget that for now.*

[Malaclypse 666]

@# Yeah - Fnordie's war. And did you see that new ship Dis has purchased?

* I did, it is funny isn't it? Fnordie you need to get some sleep after this one. *

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Message to: Sir Wagsalot
Comm ID: Disco Lady

*Fnordie, your vow and your devotions to Our Lady Eris provide a shining example of selfless generosity. (Except for the "disappearing" Cardamine...tsk tsk..).*

*All of your Donors will of course be dubbed Honorary Popes in our Church.
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*And regarding my funny ship: It is hard for the Greyfaces to shoot straight when they are rolling on the floor, laughing. Know what I mean, Fnordie bean?*

*And, Mama Dis got her first acknowledged kill today in her new ship! ..altho it was just the last itsy bitsy little piece of hull that I can really take credit for. Fin, Wiley, Mypie and yourself really did all the hard work. Thanks for letting me administer the coup de grace. Smooch!!*

F-23 Discordia,
Aboard [ELF]Disco_Lady(F-23)

[majkp]

Message to: Disco Lady
Comm ID: Sir Wagsy

@# Lady Dis!

@# Fnordie's happy you enjoy your new ship and congratulations to your first confirmed kill! Fnordie gladly helped.

@# It's true about the rolling on the floor instead of shooting. Fnordie experienced it too first time he saw the ship. It looks like a sparrow.

@# But back to Fnordie's vow. We planned to contact CR but as we heard the bad news we have mixed the order a bit. We cannot use all negotiationing tactics in the times of grieving. Especially when we are still Gaian ID'd.

@# Fnordie is also afraid a lot when it comes to SF, Cylons or Phantoms. Explaining the importance of donations for our church well be a stony nut to crack...

@# Hope Eris will straighten the curves and flatten the hills and valleys of our paths...

Fnordie,
aboard his bed.

[Shamus]

Message to: Sir Wagsalot
Comm ID: Shamus, VP Sales, London Drugs

Here, Pooch!

On behalf of London Drugs Inc. I have transferred the sum of 5 Million Credits for your silly "church" to that mouthy F-23Anne. If she blows it all before it reaches you, too bad.

Now, leave us the bloody hell alone for a month or two, you crazy tossers!

Shamus

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