Transmission to the Farmers Alliance [AFA]

[obnoxious1]

Comm ID - Col. Diablo
Target ID - Very Confused Plow Boys

Transmission Begins:

The Colonel sits at his desk trying VERY hard not to laugh during this recording...

Hola Hayseeds,

I see you were busy today while we was giving the Corsairs a proper beating in Eta.
*chuckles* But were your limited educations have failed you, is obviously in star charts & mapping.
*trying really really hard not to laugh* You see my simpleton adversary, you & your mission was a complete & utter failure. Omicron 81 is home to our Brethren known as The Reapers of Sirius. You sir have done nothing but upset another group of Outcasts with your mistake. Your misinformation on the base & system you attacked will probably cost you dearly, You see, The Reapers are FAR less forgiving than the Brigade & they don't believe in taking prisoners. You my plow pushing adversary have just invited your deaths. Tell your widows to flee, for when we come, we will leave nothing standing.
That is correct Hayseeds, Were coming, & Hell is coming with us!

Col. Diablo

Transmission Ends:

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Outcast Laws Outcast Reference Outcast Registry SOB / BLS Recruiting

[Zelot]

To: The Flies in my ointment

From: Ze'ev



Ah, how glad your allies will be to know that you care not for your countrymen. You are not Outcast? Those were not your people? You do not receive food from those bio domes? Nor do your countrymen? It is quite showing of the moral fiber of the Outcast people. You see when you attack us, our allies come to our aid, obviously, for you loyalties are not the same. Either way, it matters not to us. We have shown we can strike deep within Outcast territory at vital installations and there is nothing you can do to stop us. I am sure your friends in the Reapers will be happy to know who's actions cost them their bio domes. Can't imagine those are cheap. We will continue to hunt you down until you realize the gross miscalculation of your actions.



Ze'ev

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[BaconSoda]

Transmission Streaming...
Comm ID: Sousuke Patro
Origin: *****
Subject: Foolishness

Do not make me laugh, Outcasts. The name suits you, as only the dredges of Sirius deign to deal with you. This is, however, not the point of my message. Simply put, we do not bow to sorry threats and useless missives. I will do as I always did and destroy any of your pathetic forces that attempt to come into my home. We are Kusari, and we are strong. You are Outcasts, and as proven by your previous attempts at conquest, you are more than weak. You are pitiful.

You have no honor, you have no pride, you have no brotherhood. Without these simple tenants of moral value, you have no chance at defeating Kusari. Without honor, you cannot stand against our warriors. Without pride, you cannot use your pitiful excuses for ships to their full advantage. Without brotherhood, you cannot even attempt to stand against the full might of Kusari.

If I see you anywhere near my home, gaijin, your death will be swift, and Kusari's justice absolute. Doubt that, and I will prove to you your death imminent.

~Sousuke Patro

Transmission Lost...

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.

[Zelot]

To: Blind Pilots

From: Your New Master



Another day, another rack of Outcast kills.

First a transport of 5000 units of Cardimine, [BLS]Spirit.of.Malta





And then you dare attack us in Kyushu? Well A SOB Gunboat and three fighters fall with no losses to our even forces. I think you need to put down your rattles and learn to play with the big boys.











Gaijin, all you will find for you in Kusari is more death. We shall see how stupid your Cardi has made you, will you continue this useless exercise in death for your forces or will you leave Kusari for good?

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[Elsdragon]

To: Ze'ev Barak and the SOB



I claim the kill on Pinz.I hit him with a Razor that breached the hull.However my nerual com was malfunctioning.... It didnt register me........ There were no Redcoats however...... SO I think I got him.You send more....... You Will die too.

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No longer a slave to the man!

[Zelot]

To: Pathetic Children

From: Ze'ev



My these kills rack up quickly. And you must have many of these Spirit of Malta ships cause I seem to be destroying them left and right. Maybe that ship needs a better pilot. He isnt even making it hard.

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[Zelot]

To: Damn You Fools Really Are A Good Bit Less Intelligent Than Dirt

From: That Guy Who Keeps Smacking You Around



Hahahahahahahaha. You folk really are dumb. First you bring a fleet of 3 fighters a bomber and a BATTLESHIP to try and get little old me in my transport. Then you proceed to fall into my trap following me to the Farmers Keep. You then proceed to not get me and lose 3 ships to the bases defenses. Idiots. You really are a poor representation of the Hispanic peoples. I dont know where, but at some point you folks broke through and fell a few steps down the evolutionary ladder. Do you even have opposable thumbs? I really just cant get over how awfully, awfully dumb you mental incompetents are. Well here they are for posterity.







And for those of you who think no one could be as stupid as to deploy a Battleship in such a matter, the proof is in the pudding. You folks must be spending a fortune fighting little Ole us.



Also, just in case you were wondering, All stations report minimal damage from your attack, we will be back to 100% in 48 hours. And the Farmers think you for that wonderful, if ineffective fireworks display. I am told many farmers came out to watch it.



Ze'ev

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[Unholy1]

Incoming Transmission
Comm.ID - Major Picaro Diablo [Callsign] - {SOB}Unholy1[A]
Target ID - The plow pushers
Beginning Transmission

Ah, you scum think we are the dumb ones.
You personally lead us to your most valued base. One we admittedly didn't have mapped. So yes farmer boy, we are the dumb ones huh? Just so you feel a little better about yourself you should know that none of us were their to kill you, we were simply there to make sure you farmer type were busy for awhile, though it is funny to know you think we find you as a threat. For you see, that one little bomber of yours caused minor damage to our ally's base. Which also angered them, good job on that I might add. For that one bomber, we managed to bring a Battle Ship, our own bomber, and a couple of fighters. Now you cant tell me ten heavy mortars, torpedoes, and laser fire a piece, on each base, didn't hurt your them. Especially when you seem to believe your one bomber did all this damage to our's haha pathetic. As for you, Watching your bases being blown to bits while hiding on one of your pathetic excuses for a base shows us how cowardly you farmer folk are. You didn't even call for backup, what if we would have decided to take over those bases you find so precious and hold them for ransom. Another smart move on your behalf as well bud. For the nomads, we never said we were allied with them you fool. We simply said that we would feed your captured pilots, after being tortured to the point of insanity, to them. Before you even ask how we know they eat your pilots, as far as I am concerned that is above either one of our knowledge, but we both know regardless of what they do to your pilots can't be good in any way or form. So your little attempt at getting our allies to turn on us, Yes I will admit it was a smart move, but will not be successful. I would like to ask you though, you think you can scare us into surrendering think again scum. We will personally see to it you never leave your sad little Tau 42 again. Proof of this destruction will be uploaded to this frequency shortly, for I do not have the time to deal with such a small issue. For you see your boys aren't even a major issue to us, we just like keeping you on your guard.


Major Diablo
S.O.B Major
Head of A wing

Ending transmission
Major.Diablo out.

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Dusty Lens- Oops I did it again. I posted in flood. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby; baby.

[Katie.Katastrophie]

***Incoming Message***
-Comm ID: Katie.Katastrophie
-Origin: Planet Malta

Hola

Some retribution. We got the little beggar we went after:


Unfortunately, the little pansy saw us coming and cried to every friend he could find. I had 2 Hogosha and a treacherous Blood Dragon focus on me for some 15 minutes before my little Sabre finally fell.

Good thing I have spares.

***Message Ended***

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Out there are poor Outcast girls in desperate need! Please give just 10 million credits or whatever you can to the 'Katie wants a Battleship' fund today. Just pick up the comms and type "/givecash Katie.Katastrophie 10000000" now, thank you!

[BaconSoda]

Transmission Streaming...
Comm ID: Sousuke Patro
Origin: *****
Subject: Retribution?

Your mind cannot seem to grasp the defeat you were wrought despite your "Retribution." Though my ship failed me and I drifted into space, I did witness your defeat, Outcast, and if the only way you can defeat any one of our pilots is by engaging in a dishonest fight.

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj139/K...screen682.jpg

Remember, Katastrophie, a name befitting such a person, as your parents must have thought the mistake that was your birth just that, that your ship was the first to be destroyed, followed soon by that hulking mess of a Gunboat you foolishly thought to bring into the maw of your enemy.

You Outcasts are killed by the dozens, yet you transmit your single "victory" as if it won you a thousand honorable battles. You are more than fools. The only emotion I can feel for your sorry race is pity...

~Sousuke Patro

Transmission Lost...

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.