Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Jdgamer50]

Name: Officer Preston Marlow
Subject: New York patrol report
Date: 3-28-817

Pretty quiet in New York today. I hit all of the lanes and there is only one thing to report. Someone admitted to smuggling and I have proof of this. Watch out for this guy, he said he was supposed to be shot on sight.

http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screen19w.png

Follow that link on your Neural Net.

Marlow out.

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Stare Death in the face and bare your teeth.

[hack]

From: Deputy Chief Hull O'Brian

To: LPI Personnel

Subject: Ship changes


Due to recent legislation from the Liberty government (//admins), certain LPI ships had to be disposed of at a police auction, others had to be replaced with a different class ship to meet these restrictions.


Here is the results of the Auction:

LPI convoy 001, a Mammoth class 2200 unit freighter, - sold, made 10,458,520 credits for it

LPI-Rikers, a Mammoth class 2200 unit freighter, - traded in, it is now a CT-49X "Gull" Civilian Transport, 1000 unit capable.

LPI-Payment office, a L-584 "Enterprise" Luxury Liner, - sold, made 58, 226, 280 credits for it.

Ships that were not affected by the new legislation:

LPI-Folsom, a repair ship. Still in active service

LPI-Riot Guantanamo, an armored transport. Still in active service. (Dep. Chief and Above)

LPI-Leavenworth, a Liberty Gun boat. Still In active service. (Dep. Chief and Above)

LPI-ADX Florence, an armored transport. Still in active service.

LPI-Rikers, a CT-49X "Gull" Civilian Transport, 1000 unit capable. In active service. (Dep Chief and Above)

Currently planned is the acquisition of 2 DL-Hai Liberty "Grizzly" Class Shuttles.

In discussion is also the acquisition of some more amored transports. These ships are in all actuality mini gunboats.

As soon as everything is settled out, we will start distributing access codes to all who need them.

If you think we need a certain class of ship and can provide a reason for it, post it.


End of Message

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[Zapp]

The Chief storms out of his office and pulls out a wireframe pair of glasses. He then pulls out a paper, and starts by saying "Officer Seymore Justice is promoted. This is what he did to get promoted."

He then recites:

"Oh my Chief, hear this tuneless poet sing,
In most heartfelt praise filled with earnest hope,
That my sweet neck youll never have to wring,
Nor with my problems will you have to cope.

Within my dreams, or with my own blue eyes,
Ive witnessed your awesome wrath come upon,
Some ignorant recruit who cannot fly,
And thinks his poop looks pretty like chiffon.

When I hearken back, to bosses of old,
And the many abuses Ive received,
I pray that your rage is always controlled,
And the pain doesnt last from bricks youve heaved.

Lastly, I express with real desire,
In this ode that must be merciflly brief,
That I can avoid that, which brings your ire,
And bring a smile on the face of my Chief"

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[hack]

From: Deputy Chief Hull O'Brian

To: LPI Personnel

Subject: Ship changes
Due to recent legislation from the Liberty government (//admins), certain LPI ships had to be disposed of at a police auction, others had to be replaced with a different class ship to meet these restrictions.
Here is the results of the Auction:

LPI convoy 001, a Mammoth class 2200 unit freighter, - sold, made 10,458,520 credits for it

LPI-Rikers, a Mammoth class 2200 unit freighter, - traded in, it is now a CT-49X "Gull" Civilian Transport, 1000 unit capable.

LPI-Payment office, a L-584 "Enterprise" Luxury Liner, - sold, made 58, 226, 280 credits for it.

Ships that were not affected by the new legislation:

LPI-Folsom, a repair ship. Still in active service

LPI-Riot Guantanamo, an armored transport. Still in active service. (Dep. Chief and Above)

LPI-Leavenworth, a Liberty Gun boat. Still In active service. (Dep. Chief and Above)

LPI-ADX Florence, an armored transport. Still in active service.

LPI-Rikers, a CT-49X "Gull" Civilian Transport, 1000 unit capable. In active service. (Dep Chief and Above)

Currently planned is the acquisition of 2 DL-Hai Liberty "Grizzly" Class Shuttles.

In discussion is also the acquisition of some more amored transports. These ships are in all actuality mini gunboats.

As soon as everything is settled out, we will start distributing access codes to all who need them.

If you think we need a certain class of ship and can provide a reason for it, post it.
End of Message

Tonight, Officer Aiden Maggard is finishing checkout on a new Grizzly class freighter that we have adapted to our use. It shows great promise in cargo interdiction use. Finishing touches are going on
and access key will be handed out soon. Contact me for access.

So the current roster looks like this:

LPI-Folsom, a repair ship. Officers and above.

LPI-Riot Guantanamo, an armored transport. (Dep. Chief and Above)

LPI-Leavenworth, a Liberty Gun boat. (Dep. Chief and Above)

LPI-ADX Florence, an armored transport.

LPI-Rikers, a CT-49X "Gull" Civilian Transport, 1000 unit capable. (Dep Chief and Above)

LPI-Devils Island, Grizzly class freighter. Officers and above.

Questions are being answered about the adx florence. Access will soon be granted.

End of message.

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[Jdgamer50]

Name: Officer Preston Marlow
Date: 3-29-817
Subject: Patrol report

Interesting patrol, this one was. Ran all of the lanes, and I encountered a Zoner with Synth Mari Jane, Diamonds, and other goods headed to Rheinland. I charged him the fee for smuggling, and he went and sold the other stuff while I had to deal with another embargo runner, which went back to Rheinland. But I ordered him to drop the goods, and he sold them when I told him to drop them. Also, know where I can forward the fine to?

Here is the evidence:
http://img14.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screen21x.png
http://img4.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screen22o.png

Had another embargo runner break away from me, couldn't get him, to many other people I had to deal with.

Evidence:
http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screen23.png

Had a Merc, named Viktor Navoroski, he had Nomads in his hull. Asked him to drop them, and he did it quietly. I destroyed the material, and problem solved.

Evidence:
http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screen24q.png

Someone also mentioned that Viktor Navoroski killed many LPI pilots, I don't know if that is true or not, so just be on the lookout.

Marlow out.

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Stare Death in the face and bare your teeth.

[hack]

From: Deputy Chief Hull O'Brian

To : All LPI officers

Subject: Fine Collections


All fines collected are sent to the LPI-Rikers.

Neural net command would look like this:

/givecash lpi-rikers xxx.xx

xxx.xx being the amount you collected.

End of message

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[Boss]

From: Deputy Chief Jim Markey

To: all LPI

Subject: Leave of absence

I've been taking a much-needed bit of time off lately. The combination of stress from my job and the aftereffects of being pinned when Fort Bush was bombed has made it necessary that I take a break. I may poke my head in a few times between now and when I'm back on full active duty, but my pager is off. Don't even bother trying to get a hold of me.

Jeff is out on Curacao getting some R&R; flying that Upholder with a non-adjustable seat is just not working. Once a new one gets in, he'll be back.

Kent is off doing God-knows-what. I don't keep tabs on him as much.

Try not to have too much fun while I'm gone.

Jim Markey, Deputy Chief, Liberty Police, Incorporated

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[Jdgamer50]

To: Captain Hull O'Brian and the Cheif
From: Preston Marlow
Subject: Fine collected

I just transfered the $2,000,000 credit fine I collected earlier. Expect to see that much more in LPI-Rikers' neural net account.

End on message

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Stare Death in the face and bare your teeth.

[hack]

To: Officer Preston Marlow

From:The Chief and Deputy Chief O'Brian

Subject: Fine collected

That's the way to do it, we will be watching. Good work.

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[Zapp]

The LPI all listened as the Chief prepared his announcement. Rumor had it he was handing out promotions, and a lot of them. Everyone was wondering if they had been slacking enough to dodge the bullet, but nonetheless they felt bulls-eyes painted on their backs.

The Chief spoke:

"Fred Hamilton and Jack Bauer are hereby promoted to Captain; get the plates on your ships changed immediately. Riza Williams, Alfred De Beckon, and Aiden Maggard are all promoted to Sergeant; get your plates changed too. Now git back to work."

In the distance, someone fainted.

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