1st Bank of Flax

[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: Yahvo

Well, seeing as no one else is, I guess I'll give my thanks to your little Flax-Bank here.

So, thanks for the loan you guys gave me! It really helped to get me back on my feet after my old bank "lost" all of my credits due to some sort of technical difficulty. I'm never trusting the Fifth-Third Bank O' Sleaze again! I only wish I'd waited until you started this "Q" Fund... sounds like a good deal.

As for what I owe you, I've got it all here. I'll drop by your office next time I'm in New York. Keep those crullers out for me!

Customer Yahvo,

Please deduct the sum of 10 Million from your loan amt. This will be your retroactive disbursement from the new Trader's Fund.

Bank of Sleaze indeed!

Warm regards,
Sophie Noir,
Accts Mgr

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[Zukeenee]

Oh. Well, alright, thank you very much!

I'm still coming by for those crullers, though.


-Yahvo

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[BestFlyerHere]

---Incoming Transmission---
To: 1st Bank of Flax
Comm ID: 2nd Grand Admiral of HF


Ahoi!!! The Hellfire Legion is wishing to make a donation to this honorable cause.

The credits may be collected from Kaines_Trader (A disguised hellfire legion trader) who is currently based in tau-37. Contact for information.

---Transmission Ended---

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I am a long-absent Supreme Commander, Executive Commander, Grand Admiral, Fleet Admiral, and Captain in the mighty Hellfire Legion. I have returned, and am on an urgent mission from Drake Thastus to return the Legion to its former glory, and to claim the galaxy for its own. Only then will I be able to rest.


RP Story (Still deciding whether or not to finish)

http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...=5439&st=20

[pchwang]

To : Sophie, Accts Mgr, 1st Bank of Flax
From : Aemon Yorktown, LD Inc.

Would it be possible in some way that the Bank of Flax reinburse material goods in exchange for credits at a slightly decreased rate?

For instance, can I bring 200 Units of Scrap metal and exchange it for 2000 Credits?

Simply curious,
Aemon Yorktown.

Transmission end.

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?

[Malaclypse 666]

To : Sophie, Accts Mgr, 1st Bank of Flax
From : Aemon Yorktown, LD Inc.

Would it be possible in some way that the Bank of Flax reinburse material goods in exchange for credits at a slightly decreased rate?

For instance, can I bring 200 Units of Scrap metal and exchange it for 2000 Credits?

Simply curious,
Aemon Yorktown.

Transmission end.

Sir, you'd be wanting the Commodities Market.. just across the way at Trenton.

Our storage vaults are for customer use only. What they store in them is their business.

We do not trade directly in commodities other than Flax.

Thank you for your interest.

Sophie

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[pchwang]

Sir, you'd be wanting the Commodities Market.. just across the way at Trenton.

Our storage vaults are for customer use only. What they store in them is their business.

We do not trade directly in commodities other than Flax.

Thank you for your interest.

Sophie

No, no, no, I mean use the material as collateral.

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?

[Malaclypse 666]

No, no, no, I mean use the material as collateral.

Sorry again, Mr. Yorkown.

Please understand that with the amount of Flax we currently administer, it would not be possible to deal in small quantities of "basura" as collateral.''\\

Flax and Neural Net credits only, please.

Sophie

---Incoming Transmission---
To: 1st Bank of Flax
Comm ID: 2nd Grand Admiral of HF
Ahoi!!! The Hellfire Legion is wishing to make a donation to this honorable cause.

The credits may be collected from Kaines_Trader (A disguised hellfire legion trader) who is currently based in tau-37. Contact for information.

---Transmission Ended---

Admiral Kaine,

Thank you for your generous offer. However, the anonymous donor of the "Q" Trader's Fund was more than generous. We do not intend to maintain or administer this Fund beyond the amount provided by "Q".

However, if you are concerned about the state of either your soul or your Pineal, the Church of Eris Esoteric would welcome your donation for its Subgenius Fund.

Regards,
Sophie Noir
General Manager,
1st Flax
(I got a promotion!)

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[BestFlyerHere]

ooc: Subgenius fund? Lol, I was BestSpellerHere, now Subgenius.

To: General Manager Sophie Noir
Comm ID: Mark Kaine (I'm out of uniform right now.)

The Hellfire Legion is glad to contribute to the 1st Bank of Flax, however may it be. This "Subgenius fund" sounds very intruiging. To collect donation contact trader as previously noted in communications. Nice dealing with you.

Transmission Ended

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I am a long-absent Supreme Commander, Executive Commander, Grand Admiral, Fleet Admiral, and Captain in the mighty Hellfire Legion. I have returned, and am on an urgent mission from Drake Thastus to return the Legion to its former glory, and to claim the galaxy for its own. Only then will I be able to rest.


RP Story (Still deciding whether or not to finish)

http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...=5439&st=20

[Malaclypse 666]

ooc: Subgenius fund? Lol, I was BestSpellerHere, now Subgenius.

To: General Manager Sophie Noir
Comm ID: Mark Kaine (I'm out of uniform right now.)

The Hellfire Legion is glad to contribute to the 1st Bank of Flax, however may it be. This "Subgenius fund" sounds very intruiging. To collect donation contact trader as previously noted in communications. Nice dealing with you.

Transmission Ended

Memo to 2nd Flax
From 1st Flax

Hiya, Anne,

Sounds like we've got a "live" one in your territory. Would you be a good girl and attend to their "donation"?

Hi amperage baths on me next time you're in New York!

Sophie

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[Malaclypse 666]

To our Valued Customers,

1st Flax has moved temporarily to Kusari Space. The move was necessary to oversee a construction project we are involved with.

We are sorry for any inconvenience caused by this temporary relocation. Within a short time, the Bank will move on to Freeport 6. Anyone interested in receiving a grant from he Q Trader's Fund, or wishing to apply for a loan should visit us there.

Thank you again for choosing 1st Flax.

Sophie Noir,
General Manager,
1st Flax

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