Serious Sirius Cola

[Violette]

My idea for a new commodity, tell me what you think...

This commodity spawned off an idea of mine, I was thinking how Coca Cola is recognised, and sold nearly everywhere in the world.

So:




Poured to perfection, using a thousand cola supernovas of taste...

Sirius Cola is delicious! It's healthy!*

Sirius Cola is made to perfection using only good honest paid workers!**

Sirius Cola is universally available:

Corsair Elder: [color=#FF6600]I love killing Bounty Hunters and Outcasts, but I love Sirius Cola more!

Highly Developed Nomad Mindshare: ***...Taste...hiGh..morphs...grow...using...cola!..!!!..***

Terrorist Mon'Star: Killing is hilarious, but nothing refreshes me like Sirius Cola!

AI Supercomputer: Taste Computes, Print Protocol=Delicious

Phantom Leader DarkStar: After of long reign of terror, I like an ice cold can of Sirius Cola! I may be robotically enhanced, but Sirius Cola really hits the spot.

Outcast Don: Mixing Cardimine with Sirius Cola makes me much higher than normal, I can see dragons!

Liberty Police Officer Chubbs: It mixes well with my Sunbucks decaf, and it's great for dipping donuts in!


Grab a can today! Only $1 on any dockable object in Sirius!

*Sirius Cola may cause irreversible physical and mental damage...
**Sirius Cola is mixed and bottled by slaves fed in stale bread crusts and toxic waste...





Sirius Cola should be universally available on all bases in Sirius worth $1, and randomly drop on NPCs.

Yay or Nay?

Tell me your thoughts please, I think this could be quite hilarious.

Maybe make it a decent traderoute out of it, if the dev team can be bothered:P

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[Lucend]

But is it worth the extra .02 ping?

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"The thirteen saloons that had lined the one street of Seney had not left a trace. The foundations of the Mansion House hotel stuck up above the ground. The stone was chipped and split by the fire. It was all that was left of the town of Seney. Even the surface had been burned off the ground.
Nick looked at the burned-over stretch of hillside, where he had expected to find the scattered houses of the town and then walked down the railroad track to the bridge over the river. The river was there."

Osaika Moto, the Fall and Rise of a Kusari Farmer

Juan Lucendez, √ Corsair

[Linkus]

I'd say it's a consumer good.

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Facilitating the rise of robotics since 0 A.D.

[Cyberanson]

Guess my vote.

Flood, here we come. Please... think before you hit the 'Post' button.

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[BaconSoda]

I'd say it's a consumer good.

We're getting much too specific in commodities. I concur here.

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[teschy]

Hey, I'm not saying this isn't a good joke, but it doesn't deserve anything else than flood. Might as well have a 'Baconsoda' commodity while you're at it >_>.

[Lucas_Fernandez]

No, move this the thread to flood

[dynopig]

screw flood, this is good shizzle right here. also make the baconsoda, that would be good. i voted yes

[Alex.]

Definite YES!

[centauri5pirate]

Could be interesting, but if it happens, I want to see WHISKEY and BEER added as well. It's hard to play a raging alcoholic when all you have close to it is wine. I'm no wino. I'm whiskey bent and hell bound.

Plus, if this happens, I can carry cola AND whiskey!

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