Liberty Forces Message dump

[Blighter]

Transmission starting...
Sender: Willows, Sarah - Commodore
Recipients: All Liberty Forces, especially Commodore Christina "Yawn" Robinson

I don't stop you? How the hell can I stop you? I tried this morning, but you...
Err.
Nevermind.

*clears throat*

Ladies, gentlemen and penguins...

If the lovely skimpy green dresses and chains are not delivered to Commodore Robinson, and the whips and liquid latex are not delivered to me...

Well, as intimaditng as Commodore Robinson's form of "punishment" seems to be...
I got better.

You.
In the same room.
Guess who else would be in there?

That's right.
You all know him.
You all fear him.
He is the reason shivers run down your spine every now and then when you can't explain why.
He is the one true embodiment of fear.
The one and only...

*shudders*

D[color=#FFFFFF]... Dusty... Lens.


And Christina, I can't believe you let that out!
You liked it too after I let you try for the first time that one day when we were surfing on the Liquid Cardi waves!

End of transmission.

[teschy]

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[font=Agency FB][color=#FFFFFF]PRIORITY:[color=#FF0000] High.
TARGET ID: Liberty Naval Personnel.
COMM ID: Vice Admiral Ryan MacTavish.

SUBJECT:@#$%^&


*static*


[font=Agency FB]

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[jimmy Patterson]

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james patterson CO Ft louisbourg 1st SOFD DELTA

<start> all naval personell,i feel sorry for you all and those that may die i salute you ,thank god im army as those "orders" donot apply to me but if its anything like my last ex i may as well offer advice,tazers will no i repeat NOT work
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// also am adding ,i stil lcannot see the disco 24/7 server usa shows up fine tho pm any help you might have ty in advance

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kudos tommeh for sig

[Mr.Fabulous]

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If I find any skimpy green dresses or chains on my doorstep, or any whips or liquid latex, I will not only send you to hell, I will drag you there, kicking and screaming.

If I find you not delivering the skimpy green dresses and chains to Robinson's residence, and if I find you not delivering me the whips and liquid latex, then I can assure you, Robinson's punishment will be nothing compared to your fate.

*eats popcorn while watching the fight*

... ... ... ... ...

Man... The things people would do to get/"contain" some skimpy green dresses, liquid latex or other piece of porn in the arsenal of brutal life...

I mean... C'mon! With respect to my following superiors, there might be this trader that would be PVP-raped by three pirates in Lane-Hacker Gunboats, and you both would have the gall to merely imprison/kill/send-to-hell/leave-with-Hale with each other, flooding the Liberty Message Dumps with pieces of personal tantrums and what-not... The dumps, as far as I know, are "normally" used for serious matters and other things like a Rheinland-BS invading Hudson/Texas, or to tag a trader who's been hoarding 4k of cardamine...

Oh well... can't live in an ideal world forever... *continues munching popcorn*

Oh yeah... I'm sorry to have not been in full-active-duty these past days because Mila my co-pilot had suddenly contracted a rare case of the H54001-Fever, and I wished to stay with her as she got better... Now that she is, after having to post the medical records in the LN records, I will shortly re-attend back the LN for more patrols...

(//honestly though... been playing new games for a while... most are finished now, thankfully)

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[Sonja]

Transmission; Start
Identification: Commodore Christina Robinson
Location: New York system, Newark Station

You call that 'trying'? I could have stopped myself with one... um... we'll carry that conversation on later, Commodore.

Men and women of Liberty.

If you are even considering Commodore Willows' offer, which you better not be, then this is needed. Anybody who delivers any skimpy green dresses, chains, whips or liquid latex to either of us will be subject to the following:

You all know this particular entity.
You all blame him for everything wrong in the universe.

You all know the other particular entity.
The one with the ego the size of a very large solar body.

These two would match up against each other in a duel to the death.

Zelot vs Dab.

The biggest tragedy is, however, that it wouldn't be his fault. Oh no.

It would be your fault.

That's right, the universe would risk implosion because of your lack of faith in my word. You would risk the nullification of everything you call dear for the sake of a Commodore that has the same surname as that of a species of tree.

So, what's it to be?

By the way Sarah, whether I liked it is not the issue here!
But can I come over and try it again some time? I must admit, it was very fun.

And, er... thankyou for that very constructive report on your current situation, whoever you are. Your concerns have been duly noted, and relevant action will be taken.

To the commander of the fort Louisbourg, you are correct, though I am somewhat less impervious to tazers than the thick-skinned and equally thick-headed Commodore Willows.

Transmission Terminated

[Blighter]

Transmission starting...
Sender: Willows, Sarah - Commodore
Recipients: All Liberty Forces, especially Commodore Christina "The Moaner" Robinson

Have stopped yourself with... what? Huh? HUH?
And yeah, later... you know where.

Ahem. Ladies, gentlemen, living beards.

If the skimpy green dresses, chains, whips and liquid latex are not handled in the way I mentioned before...
Then...

*gulps*

I will have to do something I never hoped of having to do. Ever.

It will be far worse than the showdown between the cuddly Dab and the huggy Zelot.

It pains me to have to do this, because the results of it... might be far worse.
Beyond the ones mentioned by Commodore Robinson.
Beyond your and my imagination...
Beyond everything.

I... will have to...

I will have to call him.
The one.
Neo[color=#66FF99]... err, I mean... Hoodlum.
That's right.
Hoodlum.
[color=#66FF99]Fel[color=#33CC00]low Hoodlum.

Not even nothingness would remain once he were to unleash his power.
Everything... would be nothing... and nothing... wouldn't even be.
Bear that in mind, ladies and gentlemen, bear that in mind.
I trust you will make the right decision.

On a further note...
Christiiina... how about doing what Robinson Crusoe would do? Wait for Friday?
I'm sure I can arrange something until then.

Aaand... whoever you are, Dude McWhatsyourface, this is serious buisness concerning entire Sirius, so, boo.

Oh and Jimmy! You can taze her anytime! She will actually like it!

End of Transmission.

[Seth Karlo]

Seth sat on the San Francisco, watching the comms panel in disbelief. Slowly he turned around to the rest of the bridge crew and uttered:

"Until further notice, no one is on Embargo duty"

Sometimes he wondered what the Commodites had dome to Hale for the position anyway...

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[jimmy Patterson]

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james patterson: as some of you know i once dated isabelle kaitlyn (we both agreed to end it)and as a result refuse to comment on why certin people might make the situation worse with tazers or anything

on another note ive set the ft louisbourgs defencive systems to stun so dont try anything and on a 3rd note glad to have you back sarah

and finally,if that was an atempt to set me up ill be remaining single as where i may go or what i may do(freelance)would only make a relationship an inconvenence as id probly not be near liberty and never see anyone of such a high stature in the military and NO i would never go to rhineland or kusari

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kudos tommeh for sig

[Sonja]

Transmission; Start
Identification: Commodore Christina Robinson
Location: New York system, Newark Station

Well, many things could have stopped me! You just chose not to do any of them, so you obviously had no objections at all.

But anyway.

What you propose... that is hard to beat. Very hard. Improbably hard. But not impossible.

Therefore, if any skimpy green dresses, chains, whips or liquid latex come in to contact with either one of us, I will not be afraid to use my ultimate weapon.

The trumph card in the deck.
The Magma Hammer of weaponry.
The Avenger of fighter vessels
The best of the best.

The only one in the universe with the power to control the one we know as Fel[color=#33CC00]low Hoodlum

The only one in the universe with the power to control the uncontrollable.
The only one in the universe that nobody can touch.
The only I[color=#FF6600]giss!

Anger me, and you anger the most powerful entity in the sector. No body can contain his wrath, once he is angry. He will bay for the blood of everybody, call for the destruction of all that has been built and desecrate everything that you can see, feel, touch and smell.

Is it worth it?

Choose wisely, soldiers of Liberty and Freedom.

On another note, do you know how hard it is to wait until Friday!?
Sheesh, Sarah, you're so demanding!

Transmission Terminated

[Seth Karlo]

//except Alex is a nice guy... Not a mass murdering god:P

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