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Dab · 10-02-2009, 01:45 AM,

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Aurelia Silvan
Recipient(s): Andrew Stuart

I seem to have misread your last message, or perhaps it was corrupted during its transmission. Can you please resubmit a list of concessions so that I may devise a list of our own to give in return?

-Aurelia Silvan

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bluntpencil2001 · (This post was last modified: 10-02-2009, 01:50 AM by bluntpencil2001.)

I'm not doing your job for you. I can point you to some quality English teachers, however. These insults are not promoting a peaceful end to these talks. This may not bother you, but your people seemed to want a peaceful settlement.

Yours,

Sir Andrew

Dab · (This post was last modified: 10-02-2009, 01:55 AM by Dab.)

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Aurelia Silvan
Recipient(s): Andrew Stuart

Since I've never received a list of concessions for me to match with our own, I'll assume there are none, until shown otherwise.

Also, since you seem unwilling to continue your act of piracy, I guess these discussions are also over. I'll be available if you ever wish to enter treaty negotiations. We know that sometimes people make mistakes or don't think things through completely, so we will not hold this act of piracy against you.

I hope to hear from you soon former-Admiral Stuart.

-Aurelia Silvan

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bluntpencil2001 · (This post was last modified: 10-02-2009, 02:00 AM by bluntpencil2001.)

To the Zoners in general,

Unless someone more competent is elected to represent the Zoners, such as Mister Yev Lightwing, immediately, then my pilots are now authorised to do whatever damage they see fit to the Zoners as a whole.

I am most dreadfully sorry, but you can blame the lack of effort towards the peace process from your current ambassador.

On behalf of the Privateers,

Sir Andrew Stuart

Dab · 10-02-2009, 02:01 AM,

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Aurelia Silvan
Recipient(s): Andrew Stuart

Peace Process? I wasn't aware we had started any, my apologies former-Admiral. I hadn't expected you to begin those negotiations in the same comm channel as your prior piracy attempt.

Please send me a draft of your demands and concessions and I'll discuss this at length with the rest of the Council.

-Aurelia Silvan

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Egon Bigmemes · (This post was last modified: 10-02-2009, 02:04 AM by Egon Bigmemes.)

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-Source: Saronsen Night-
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Well it's about time you said the wrong thing, Andy boy. I'm going to enjoy demolishing your bombers with my brand new Conference gunboat that I purchased just for your ragtag group of morons.

I do hope you enjoy the consequences of your threat that you openly told the Zoners about. I fear you won't live long enough to enjoy it for more than a few weeks, however.

Saronsen out.

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bluntpencil2001 · 10-02-2009, 02:04 AM,

I shall not take the bait ma'am, you shall do your own job and quit playing ignorant, or find someone capable of doing it for you.

As it stands, you have ended the cease-fire with your lack of tact and diplomacy. I shall not be responding to any more messages from someone who has apparently seized control of talks due to the real ambassador's illness, when there are far more able people available.

Yours,

Sir Andrew

bluntpencil2001 · 10-02-2009, 02:10 AM,

Mister Saronsen,

I am in no mood to engage in a penis-measuring contest, but thank you for the offer.

Yours,

Sir Andrew

Egon Bigmemes · (This post was last modified: 10-02-2009, 02:18 AM by Egon Bigmemes.)

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I'm afraid that you'd be very dissapointed anyway. Something about your attitude tells me that you're trying to compensate a certain private reason.

bluntpencil2001 · (This post was last modified: 10-02-2009, 02:19 AM by bluntpencil2001.)

Oh, so you want this contest to go ahead, and wish to get your cock out in front of other gentlemen?

Very well, you go do that, I'll be busy doing other things, like having a life, sir. Thank you very much for the offer though. To be honest, it is not my bag, I'm not into such pursuits. I'm not into getting my genitalia out around other men, nor am I into hacking into secure diplomatic channels. But, then again, I'm not attempting to criminally derail negotiations with such breaches of protocol, and neither am I a sexual deviant.

Now, I'll leave this channel open to diplomats input only, if you don't mind. You may see some of the messages, either from myself, or passed on from your delegate. I would kindly request that you no longer get involved, like some sort of acne-ridden teenager that has eaten too many sweets.

Yours,

Sir Andrew

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