Sunbucks Cafe

[max_was_ere@hotmail.com]

Lauren walks into Sunbucks just in time to notice a women slapping Trait. She felt a warm feeling.

You're hired! Or promoted I don't care! Do that again and you can have anything you want here.


Lauren crys with joy

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I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.

[Death.RunningVerminator]

After being slapped by an angry woman trait walked over to chief and cryed on his shoulders.

[Marcus Lindberg]

Marcus got sick of the new woman. She wasn't LPI, and had no right to be here, literally.

He walked up to her, put his tazer on 'Jump start Libby' mode, and got out of a holopad.

In the holopad, he showed her a new Neural Net craze, and term more commonly known as GTFO.

He waited for her to leave.

[reavengitair]

Isadora Luminson got up as she looked at the number of people staring at her after she had just slapped the person staring at her.

Then, she saw someone else staring at her. Marcus... Lin...Lindy? Lindburger? Ah. Lindberg.

With a very weird look. Somewhat Familiar... but she had spent too much time in the edge worlds, where all the outcasts had only had one look on their face: the look of horror as she shot them down and claimed the bounty. She couldn't recognize it.

She headed slowly to the door... but just as Marcus tore his gaze away...

*SLAP*

He dropped to the floor, clutching the side of his face.

"STOP STARING AT ME!" she yelled, slapping him over and over again.

[Marcus Lindberg]

Marcus slid behind her and tazed her, at jump start libby mode.

The medical wing said she'd be out for a month.

Good riddance.

[reavengitair]

2 days later, a message arrives.

Ill be back.

[Marcus Lindberg]

Marcus didn't care.

He sat down and had a beer.

[Donutman]

Joe walked over to Radclyyfe's office, found the red button on his desk labeled "restore order" and pressed it.

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.

[Death.RunningVerminator]

After Torro Trait had stopped crying he walked over to Joe and laughed in his face. "I put that there for some sucker like you to come and press it! HAHAHAHHA" Once done laughing in Joe's face the recruit walked over to Marcus Lindeberg/Lindburgur/Lindeburgerur/Lindburger and punched him in the face. "Didnt yo mama teach you any respect for woman? You cant taze them!"

[Donutman]

Joe tazed Torro Trait from across the station. Yes, he CAN do that.

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.