I can haz skype

[Sprolf]

[10:23:02 PM] The Master Elite: Oh wait...Obi-Wan was sanctioned, wasn't he?
[10:23:22 PM] The Master Elite: Yep.
[10:23:40 PM] The Master Elite: He pursued me and kept ordering me to "Give in to my hatred."

[10:23:48 PM] James: Obi-Wan got sanctioned? Hmm. He must have actually bought some Deathsticks

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[Boss]

[8:09:34 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: got a good title:
[8:09:40 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: Chief of External Affairs
[8:10:24 PM] Boss says: That's like "Chief Masturbation Officer"
[8:10:28 PM] Boss says: >.>
[8:10:32 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: WTF
[8:10:36 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: How is that alike?
[8:10:36 PM] Boss says: or "Chief Adultery Officer"
[8:10:45 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: OMG now I have to ****ing change it
[8:10:50 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: bastard

IN ANOTHER CHAT, AFTER PASTING THE ABOVE

[8:11:51 PM] Davy (Leo) says: rofl
[8:11:56 PM] Davy (Leo) says: <3 Bawz
[8:12:17 PM] Andre DeLOLco says: Hehe. Affairs.
[8:12:19 PM] Boss says: If I had a credit for every time someone said I have win, or that the <3 me....
[8:12:30 PM] Andre DeLOLco says: Boss, you win at winning.

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[Kazinsal]

[4:45:48 PM] Nicholas (Hades): I feel like breaking my nose.
[4:46:02 PM] Nicholas (Hades): Yeah that's not weird at all Hades
[4:46:22 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): And you're talking to yourself in Skype?
[4:46:29 PM] Nicholas (Hades): I totally am.
[4:46:30 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): You've got something wrong in yer noggin
[4:46:41 PM] Nicholas (Hades): Nah.
[4:46:49 PM] Nicholas (Hades): shh, Hades he's on to us
[4:46:51 PM] Nicholas (Hades): >_>
[4:47:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): That's like.... dividing by zero... and getting a successful answer.

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Retired, permanently.

[Shagohad]

[11:44:34 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Because Americans are just dumb like that...
[11:44:56 PM] Curt Remmert: I am Australian. But, all the roo jumping gave me brain damage.
[11:46:18 PM] Zamu: Hah. And I thought being dropped on your head three times before being stuffed into a dryer was bad!
[11:46:42 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I thou- Wait, what?

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Egon Bigmemes]

I'm sorry, this American didn't hear you.

Who are you calling dumb?

:D

[n00bl3t]

[3:51:21 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: *Link removed.*
[3:51:39 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): There's no tentacles.
[3:51:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Why are there no tentacles?
[3:51:55 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): And she's like... sixteen!
[3:51:57 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Dude!
[3:52:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Way to go, Japan!
[3:52:02 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: She is like a man.
[3:52:03 PM] Saronsen: ITS A TRAP
[3:52:04 PM] Sly-beetle(Regine): Because there is no lurker
[3:52:05 PM] Saronsen: IT HAS A PENIS
[3:52:12 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn] facepalms.
[3:52:23 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: You could not spot the biggest trap of them all?
[3:52:45 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Admittedly, everyone is gay for Bridget, so no matter.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[Kazinsal]

[3:51:21 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: *Link removed.*
[3:51:39 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): There's no tentacles.
[3:51:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Why are there no tentacles?
[3:51:55 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): And she's like... sixteen!
[3:51:57 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Dude!
[3:52:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Way to go, Japan!
[3:52:02 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: She is like a man.
[3:52:03 PM] Saronsen: ITS A TRAP
[3:52:04 PM] Sly-beetle(Regine): Because there is no lurker
[3:52:05 PM] Saronsen: IT HAS A PENIS
[3:52:12 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn] facepalms.
[3:52:23 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: You could not spot the biggest trap of them all?
[3:52:45 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Admittedly, everyone is gay for Bridget, so no matter.

After this point, the chat turned NSFW as b00bl3t started posting his favourite <strike>tentacle rape</strike> anime.

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Retired, permanently.

[n00bl3t]

[3:54:08 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: ICHS.
[3:54:35 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Dunno, you really want another ban?
[3:55:11 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: I edited.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[Exile]

[18:27:21] Tenacity: i can just imagine negotiating with terrorists... "So, as the treaty outlines, if you stop bombing and killing us, we'll agree to be absolutely terrified of you. Deal?"

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[Boss]

[11:39:05 AM] Bossghest: Miek, I herd u liek mudkipz
[11:39:13 AM] Urfoo: MUDKIPZ.
[11:39:29 AM] Bossghest: ICHS
[11:39:40 AM] Urfoo: What's a mudkip though
[11:39:45 AM] Bossghest: Damned if I know
[11:39:51 AM] Urfoo: google
[11:40:09 AM] Bossghest: MY EYES
[11:40:25 AM] Bossghest: It's a disgusting little pokemon thing
[11:40:25 AM] Urfoo: http://www.moarmudkips.com/mudkip1.gif
[11:40:26 AM] Urfoo: o.O
[11:40:27 AM] Urfoo: yeah
[11:40:40 AM] The Doc (D. Jameson): HOLY ****
[11:40:44 AM] The Doc (D. Jameson): I had repressed that memory
[11:40:49 AM] The Doc (D. Jameson): DAMN YOU MIKE!
[11:40:53 AM] Urfoo: LIEZ.
[11:40:54 AM] Urfoo: was all boss
[11:40:57 AM] The Doc (D. Jameson): Daaaaaamn yooooooou!
[11:41:07 AM] The Doc (D. Jameson): Boss can never do wrong
[11:41:09 AM] Bossghest: IIICHHSSS

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.