I can haz skype

[Captain]

[17:07:49] Mike (Entrepreneur): actualy I want to be able to do this http://www.extreme.com/watch.aspx?FileId=3...6d-b5a712207718
[17:08:27] Jansen: so go and do it then?
[17:08:57] Mike (Entrepreneur): don't dare it
[17:09:11] Jokoro (Joe): is the CR actually disbanded?
[17:09:19] Mike (Entrepreneur): also don't want to risk breaking things
[17:09:24] Jansen: nay just a little test on the general opinons
[17:09:47] Mike (Entrepreneur): DISBAND THEM< and give the system to the DUTCH.
[17:10:06] shazbot111: Yes, so we can have quality cheeses and chocolate.
[17:10:15] Mike (Entrepreneur): and weed
[17:10:20] shazbot111: Meh
[17:10:25] shazbot111: It just makes me sleepy
[17:10:29] Mike (Entrepreneur): and a red light district;)
[17:10:37] Jansen: but now we know that at least some of you would miss us:P
[17:10:46] Jansen: red light? YAY!
[17:10:51] Jokoro (Joe): America is a red light district.
[17:10:57] shazbot111: ^ This

;)

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[Guest]

I just had the most epik piracy moment evur
[18:05:54] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: a Junker halted me
[18:05:58] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: and since I had no credits
[18:06:00] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: he made me sing
[18:06:02] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: x.x

[Dashiell]

I just had the most epik piracy moment evur
[18:05:54] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: a Junker halted me
[18:05:58] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: and since I had no credits
[18:06:00] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: he made me sing
[18:06:02] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) says: x.x

and that, ladies and gents, is why Discovery rules.

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[Seth Karlo]

Want the truth? Here it is... brace yourself.

[19:28:11] Iacomus (James): SEEEETH.
VIIIIIIIDEO!
[19:28:56] Seth Karlo: ?
[19:29:05] Seth Karlo: And brb, my dinners burning
[19:29:06] Iacomus (James): "And a picture of two girls about to kiss? I have a video of two bisexual girls on a bed getting off with each other...


...that I took
"
[19:29:10] Seth Karlo: Lol, mine
[19:29:13] Seth Karlo: They would kill me
[19:29:22] Seth Karlo: We're in a... well
[19:29:27] Seth Karlo: It's not really a relationship
[19:29:30] Seth Karlo: More just frantic sex
[19:29:31] Seth Karlo: But
[19:29:33] Seth Karlo: Whatever
[19:29:36] Iacomus (James): I've heard.
[19:29:38] Seth Karlo: Anyway, back in a bit
[19:29:39] Iacomus (James): (IMG chat.)
[20:41:02] Seth Karlo: Back
[20:41:25] Iacomus (James): Right.
[20:41:37] Iacomus (James): "This type of problem requires two things: cider and a hammer"
[20:41:39] Iacomus (James): Uh...
[20:41:47] Seth Karlo: =D
[20:49:30] Seth Karlo: Aaaaaanyway
[20:49:58] Seth Karlo: Hannah says that if said video was ever seen by anyone other than myself, Steph or her, my balls would be removed.
[20:50:25] Iacomus (James): Gives new meaning to the words "private porn stash."
[20:50:31] Seth Karlo: HAhahaaa
[20:50:35] Seth Karlo: I don't really need it
[20:50:50] Seth Karlo: We usually have frantic sex about twice a week
[20:50:51] Seth Karlo: Well
[20:50:52] Seth Karlo: No
[20:51:01] Seth Karlo: Usually two of us have frantic sex twice a week
[20:51:05] Seth Karlo: Sometimes all three of us
[20:51:09] Seth Karlo: Not really a relationship
[20:51:16] Iacomus (James): I fail to see how you have such a terrible life in that light.
[20:51:24] Seth Karlo: It was originally those two dating, and then they decided they had a crush on me >.<
[20:51:27] Seth Karlo: Seth Karlo laughs
[20:51:33] Seth Karlo: It's not so bad, I do admit
[20:52:00] Seth Karlo: And we pretty regularly have drunk/stoned/both sex around once a fortnight
[20:52:06] Seth Karlo: Which ends up being a night of no sleep
[20:52:17] Seth Karlo: But I'm only telling you this to make you jealous:P
[20:52:24] Seth Karlo: ICHS?
[20:52:26] Seth Karlo::P
[20:52:29] Seth Karlo: Seth Karlo chuckles
[20:52:35] Iacomus (James): I'm 14, can't legally participate in that sort of thing anyway.
[20:52:44] Seth Karlo: Haaahaaa
[20:52:56] Seth Karlo: We've been doing this now for... I dunno
[20:53:05] Seth Karlo: They pounced me when I was drunk back in April
[20:53:14] Seth Karlo: Anyway,
[20:53:19] Seth Karlo: Seth Karlo returns to his homework
[20:53:27] Iacomus (James): When are you actually completely sober, anyway?
[20:53:32] Seth Karlo: Haha
[20:53:38] Seth Karlo: About half the times I was
[20:53:40] Seth Karlo: "Drunk"
[20:53:41] Seth Karlo: on the forums
[20:53:45] Seth Karlo: I was 100% sober mate
[20:53:57] Seth Karlo: You can tell with the following easy test
[20:54:08] Iacomus (James): Yeah, drunk people are more than likely to break their computers than to use them.
[20:54:14] Seth Karlo: 1. Is Seth posting on the forums? If so, does he use grammar?
[20:54:23] Seth Karlo: Answer: Yes: He's sober
[20:54:28] Seth Karlo: No: He may/may not be sober
[20:54:38] Seth Karlo: 2. Is Seth posting things that he would usually not say?
[20:54:48] Seth Karlo: 3. Is Seth posting bits and pieces of his past?
[20:54:56] Seth Karlo: 4. Is Seth getting pissed off with people?
[20:55:04] Seth Karlo: 5. Does Seth SAY he's drunk?
[20:55:10] Seth Karlo: Half the time I'm drunk, I won't say I am
[20:55:11] Seth Karlo::P
[20:55:18] Iacomus (James): N0t3d.
[20:55:22] Seth Karlo: Anyway, it's interesting to see how people react around you
[20:55:26] Seth Karlo: When you're "drunk"
[20:55:34] Seth Karlo: You should see some of the Screenshots I have of people
[20:55:44] Seth Karlo: Telling me stuff that they think I won't remember
[20:55:46] Iacomus (James): I can usually get some interesting reactions by trolling.
[20:55:50] Seth Karlo: Try it sometime
[20:56:03] Seth Karlo: The times I actually am drunk
[20:56:04] Iacomus (James): But you sir, have mastered the art of trolling right there.
[20:56:09] Seth Karlo: I'm either only barely drunk
[20:56:18] Seth Karlo: (Stole that, thanks)
[20:56:21] Seth Karlo: Or
[20:56:26] Seth Karlo: Have just gotten in from a party
[20:56:30] Seth Karlo: And am absolutely smashed

*GASP!*

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Signature by Sleipnir.

[Pinko]

[17:14:21] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) a dit : Pretty much all I can say in Latin
[17:14:23] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) a dit : Except
[17:14:28] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) a dit : Veni, Vidi, Vici
[17:14:33] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) a dit : Or something like that
[17:14:34] Scotty (J.Ryan) a dit : Oui, Brute c'est pas mal.
[17:14:41] Iacomus (James) a dit : "I came, I saw, I conquered."
[17:14:49] Iacomus (James) a dit : With the Vs pronounced like Ws.
[17:15:03] Dancing Jess (There is no pole) a dit : The porn version probably was ''I saw, I conquered, I came.''

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.

[Carmen]

[15/11/2009 23:49:15] *** Teschy added Carmen ***
[15/11/2009 23:49:26] Carmen: (wave)
[15/11/2009 23:49:31] Carmen: But be warned...
[15/11/2009 23:49:41] Carmen: Those messages I sent earlier... Just got delivered. :S
[15/11/2009 23:49:41] Teschy: Don't make me spank you
[15/11/2009 23:49:47] Carmen::(
[15/11/2009 23:50:02] Sarawr/DiscoJew: Sarawr/DiscoJew spanks teschy
[15/11/2009 23:50:07] Teschy: WTF MAN
[15/11/2009 23:50:09] Carmen::D
[15/11/2009 23:50:09] Sarawr/DiscoJew: I AM THE ONLY ONE SPANKING ANYONE HERE
[15/11/2009 23:52:00] Carmen: Cannon... Posted... In... FLOOD?!
[15/11/2009 23:52:26] Sarawr/DiscoJew: OSHI
[15/11/2009 23:52:37] Carmen: ?
[15/11/2009 23:52:59] Teschy: He's posted there on several occasions
[15/11/2009 23:53:07] Carmen: oh
[15/11/2009 23:53:52] Teschy: only that NUBS don't know
[15/11/2009 23:53:56] Carmen: |-(
[15/11/2009 23:54:01] Sarawr/DiscoJew: Sarawr/DiscoJew spanks again

[Hundra]

[5:28:13 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): [5:19:18 PM] Jungle.Pirate (Hailstrom): "don't push it on me like that" That's mildly sexy.
[5:28:23 PM] Jungle.Pirate (Hailstrom): so are you
[5:28:25 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Thank you.
[5:28:28 PM] Jungle.Pirate (Hailstrom): honey bunch
[5:28:34 PM] Jungle.Pirate (Hailstrom): want to see my snickerdoodle?
[5:28:35 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Mmmm. Love it when you're sweet.
[5:28:48 PM] Jungle.Pirate (Hailstrom): i'm sure you'll get a little whipped cream somewhere, after i'm done.
[5:28:56 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Hopefully it's tasty.
[5:29:00 PM] Jungle.Pirate (Hailstrom): yes, it is.
[5:29:04 PM] Jungle.Pirate (Hailstrom): my cucumber shakes in anticipation

[Shagohad]

[8:42:26 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): Holy crap! How did you get on my Skype?!
[8:57:39 AM] Not Amused: Heh.
[9:20:45 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): People being sneaky...
[9:21:45 AM] Not Amused: Yes, it's a whole conspiracy.
[9:21:50 AM] Not Amused: And n00bl3t is behind it.
[9:22:03 AM] Not Amused: Followed closely by Doom, and then myself.
[9:22:19 AM] Not Amused: Our mission is to sneak onto your Skype friend list so it bugs you.
[9:22:26 AM] Not Amused: [/sarcasm]
[10:00:45 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): .......
[10:00:49 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): I ****ing knew it....
[10:02:04 AM] Not Amused: I knew you knew.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[n00bl3t]

[8:42:26 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): Holy crap! How did you get on my Skype?!
[8:57:39 AM] Not Amused: Heh.
[9:20:45 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): People being sneaky...
[9:21:45 AM] Not Amused: Yes, it's a whole conspiracy.
[9:21:50 AM] Not Amused: And n00bl3t is behind it.
[9:22:03 AM] Not Amused: Followed closely by Doom, and then myself.
[9:22:19 AM] Not Amused: Our mission is to sneak onto your Skype friend list so it bugs you.
[9:22:26 AM] Not Amused: [/sarcasm]
[10:00:45 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): .......
[10:00:49 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): I ****ing knew it....
[10:02:04 AM] Not Amused: I knew you knew.

You are not meant to tell them I am part of the conspiracy, that just ruins the conspiracy.:P

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[Shagohad]

You are not meant to tell them I am part of the conspiracy, that just ruins the conspiracy.:P

You haven't wormed your way into my Skype yet. I'm very dubious.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"