Highly encrypted transmission to the Molly's

[Seth Karlo]

[Incoming Transmission]
[ID: Research, Development, Mining and Trading Director Syana Kyan]
[]
[Location: IMG R&D Command ship Trailblazer.]

Greetings to Arranmore base, and the Molly's!

I come to you today asking for a trading deal. This message is highly encrypted as we do not wish for prying eyes into this deal. Due to lack of legal supplies and a necessity for them, we wish to trade with you for Nuclear devices.

We have recently come across some tough to move asteroids, and need such devices to shift them. Of course, this would possibly look bad in the current warlike climate, so we wish to keep this as quiet as possible.

Please respond on this channel using Alpha encryption patterns if you are interested in this, and what we can provide in return.

With thanks,


Syana


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[Sprolf]

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• [color=#FFFFFF]-- Transmission Source: The Kilkenny Kraken, Omega Eleventy-Two
  -- Dispatcher ID: Colin Breen
  -- Recipient ID: Important Person Syana, Cc. Ship Trailblazer
  -- Subject: Concerning Nuclear Devices
  -- Encryption: Level PLAID
  

[font=Agency FB]

Eh?

Ye want to use our Nuclear Devices? As explosive weapons, too, ye say?
That's a corruption of their use, ye know. We only ever make them for peace and power production. They are only benign mechanisms designed to generate power. They aren't weapons, ye know. Nah, absolutely not.
The very thought of ye using them fer what they weren't intended is...


Tantalizing.
Can ye ship us some wine or somethin' fer these Nukes or what?

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[Seth Karlo]

[Incoming Transmission]
[ID: Research, Development, Mining and Trading Director Syana Kyan]
[]
[Location: IMG R&D Command ship Trailblazer.]

*Giggles*

Well then, Important person Kilkenny Kraken, I think we could supply wine for these devices. How many do you think you could supply in a week? We need quite a few.

Thanks!



Syana


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[Zapp]

Opening Transmission
Comm ID: ********xx
Name: Seamus McGillick
Location: Aboard the DFS Bonnie Lass
Target: All yas

WINE?! Have ya gone daft, lad? Wine be tha grog we water our plants wi'! Ask fer tha *hic* Guiness!

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[Seth Karlo]

[Incoming Transmission]
[ID: Research, Development, Mining and Trading Director Syana Kyan]
[]
[Location: IMG R&D Command ship Trailblazer.]

Well, I'm not quite sure where we'll get Guiness from, I'm sure you expert drinkers can brew it far better than any others.

How much wine do you want anyway?



Syana


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[darthbeck]

Incoming transmission.
ID: Noal.


Ermm.. did you want us to deliver them? cuase if so, ma crew's gonna want alot more money then normal. the taus are one'a the worse battlefields out there at the moment. and lot's a people wouldent veiw the mollys kindly fer bringing you nuclear davices.... but if you make it worth the rock 'aulers crew's while, then we'll start bringing in loads of em.

a'course, their waiting ta hear how much yer paying per load bafore their willing to venture inta the taus, and i aint going without em.

and i think more then a little wine is in order if you want us to deliver some.

raspectfully, noal.

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<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Violence is Golden</span>

[Sprolf]

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• [color=#FFFFFF]-- Transmission Source: The Kilkenny Kraken, Omega Umpty-Five
  -- Dispatcher ID: Colin Breen
  -- Recipient ID: All involved in this Channel
  -- Subject: Concerning Nuclear Devices
  -- Encryption: Alcohol Discussion Level
  

[font=Agency FB]

You all'd be surprised how strong some good Gallian wine can be.
Trust me, it's good shtuff. A nice change from beer an' grog an' such. Plus, we already have another group importin' more generic alcohol from the north, too. We got plenty o' simple stuff, lads.


Anyway. Lemme think about this fer a second.
Wine... Nukes. I suppose I could come up with a simple formula fer yeh, to figure out how much ye'd owe us.

I suppose ye could export along these lines.

Shipments per week, based on exports.
N is nukes, and W is wine, remember.

W = 1/10 N

There we go, simple, eh?
I was going to fool around with some o' that exponential stuff (W = W<span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%]0 x a^t) but I figgured it would be a bit easy to bamboozle ye. Although it's a shame not to be puttin' me Cambridge smarts to use.

So, in essence - ye ship out a 5k transport o' nukes, ye ship us back 2500 units o' wine.
Nukes take up a bit more volume than most cargo, so N =5W. An' then, because we're nice, we let ye off half more, so that's 1/10th.


Tell me if it's to yer likin'.

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[Seth Karlo]

[Incoming Transmission]
[ID: Research, Development, Mining and Trading Director Syana Kyan]
[]
[Location: IMG R&D Command ship Trailblazer.]

To the Molly's:

How about this for a deal? 10000 units of wine, delivered to the base of your choice, and in return, we want 2000 nuclear devices.

We'll collect them too.

Is this acceptable? If so, please state where you want the uhh... booze, and where we can collect the... nukes.



[font=Century Gothic]Syana


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[Sprolf]

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• [color=#FFFFFF]-- Transmission Source: Gunboat Bruckless, Dublin
  -- Dispatcher ID: Colin Breen
  -- Recipient ID: Important Person Syana
  -- Subject: Beer and Bombs
  -- Encryption: Alcohol Discussion Level
  

[font=Agency FB]

That's even better.
Arranmore's the place to take the booze, marm.
We'll need some paperwork detalin' ye sellin' it to us, o' course, and then ye can takes the Devices and use 'em fer whatever ye want.

You get irradiated, we get inebriated, everyone's happy.

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[Encheta]

*****Incoming Transmission*****

COMM ID: IMG Heavy Tanker, Registration 384OLSDJ
TO: The Mollys
FROM: Peter Banks
RE: Booze for Bombs.. and Bank!

Haha! Greetings Mollys! How are you fine lot today?

Peter Banks is my name, earning bank is my game! And I'm here to send you this wine and whine myself about where I pick up these nukes, for once I drop those off I get some nice and tasty moolah from the Guild!

Here's the evidence of me sending this massive amount to wine to ya..













Now.. where may I find these explodey things?

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//Seems like I mixed up one of the screens, but I dont really want to go through the mess of editing images and stuff again... If you truly need/want it correct, I can do it for ye though.. but I think the others with the timestamps show I sent 10000

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