Citizen Katz on the Mandelorian Mercenaries

[arvg]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Citizen Katz
LOCATION: Toronto Offices
TARGET ID: All Coalition Citizenry

So it comes that senseless brutality and victimization have been leveled at innocent Coalition Comrades by the Mandelorian Mercenaries.

Ripe with the stench of flunkism they are the very tools of capitalistic imperialism. They are soldiers without cause, conviction nor honour. They are merely pledged their undying servitude to the all-mighty credit, in whose name they butcher and slaughter for the highest bidder.

They hold no political loyalties, nor moral aspects, and lack the courage to actually find something to believe in. Instead, they strike out at those that do. They are the very weapons of oppression, a cadre of bought and paid-for mercenaries that care nothing for freedom and democracy, they exist solely for the status-quo.

The left-wing treachery that has seen this force deployed, also seeks profit at the expense of true heroism. Guided by the hands of the rich, those malevolent puppet masters, the Mercenaries do the dirtiest of work, while their masters shrink back and recoil from the darkness their blood money has bought. Profiteers who all the while scrape up more spoils of war to line their pockets, picking over the carcasses left behind the slaughter.

When the money runs out, Comrades, or when the cost of this new war becomes so high that none are willing to pay its cost, then we shall see their hands wavering, and their resolve crumble.

It is down to you, the trustees of the Revolution, to show in heroism and greatness that these marauders are nothing but a tool of a corrupt clique who only seeks profit.






Citizen Katz

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[Dieter Schprokets]

Mr, Katz, "Citizen"

And by "Citizen", I mean "Coalition Flunky"

See, one of our men flew into Omega 52 by mistake. His navigation system had failed.

Then one of your overzealous lumpenproletarians decided to shoot down a helpless, lost pilot.

Then you tortured him, dismembered him, and mailed us his head.

In a box.

We are now going to murder each and every one of you miserable Commie scum. You boys made it personal.

"Comrade"

See you in space..

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[arvg]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Citizen Katz
LOCATION: Toronto Offices
TARGET ID: All Coalition Citizenry

You say mistake, and I hear deliberate invasion of sovereign territory.

Never mind that the pilot in question has led a dubious past life of drug running and heavy embroilment in the illicit transvestite sex markets of Crete.

Yes we have managed to contact his wife...lover...partner... person. And are currently exploring a line of questioning, and have already discovered that the man in question held deep seeded issues concerning his identity, as well as guilt surrounding a secret affair involving members of an underground den of inequity.

Now we have the issue of the box, that we carefully packaged to ensure the safe return of an enemy combatants remains to his family for proper burial. Allegations that it was mutilated are totally false and biased by the fact that your organization is so closely tied to the Powell administrations house of lies. We were serving merely to convey your fallen brother home to you. It is, perhaps, the fault of REPEX who were commissioned to ship said container that any harm befell it on the sacred journey home.

Flying any kind of warship into Coalition territory and then opening fire upon our pilots is an act of wanton aggression that will not be tolerated. Your pilot harmed, directly, civilian reconnaissance flights that were charting local star systems... as well as opening fire upon a shuttle containing Coalition Scouts, merely eight years old, on their way to a camping trip. Our proof shall be provided when we release the full report of this travesty your pilot inflicted upon us.

Be warned, any further acts of aggression will be met with the swift, sure, arm of the law!

You will not soak our territory in blood,

Citizen Katz, a proud flunky!







Citizen Katz

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[Thexare]

(// Edit: I just noticed the "replies only from MM" bit that wasn't there last time I looked. Sorry, disregard if you like; Kyle's ex-MM, as Dieter can (hopefully) confirm, that's why I posted.)

Incoming transmission...
Sender: Kyle Lundin, Freelancer
To: Katz, Mandalorian Mercenaries
Subject: Statement

I'm not a mercenary anymore, but I hadn't heard about that little incident.

Katz, I recommend you produce (or falsify, as I'm expecting) your evidence as quickly as possible. You don't want me going after you.

I'm not fighting for money. I'm fighting for the very thing you say they - we - lack. Honor and morals. And as you and your misguided goons already know, it's hard to stop someone fighting for those reasons.

Lundin - no, more appropriately, Cabur out.

End of transmission.