To: 101st Outcast Guard

[The Joker]

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[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]

101st Outcast Guard,

[color=#33CC00]I'm going to be brief; under reasonable condition, rear admiral Giovanni Morales approved purchase of 5 Tridentes for my little organization. [color=#33CC00]And now, after I consulted with him, I'm asking you for purchase of 11 "Inferno" Pulse Cannons. Eleven is my favorite number. Surely, we're not gonna use all of them but, in case of your approval, we don't wanna go through all the paperwork later if it happens that few of these such a powerful cannons end up being destroyed. Thus, keeping several of them in my stock we'll be quite practical.

Will you sell it to me, OC Guardians? I'm eager to listen to your terms as well, if you provide any.

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[The Joker]

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Will anyone respond regarding the purchase of "Inferno" cannons that I asked about? [color=#33CC00]No? While I'm still young and beautiful? I'd even take [color=#9999FF]"no" as an answer. That's an answer at least.

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[Exile]

Mr. Ha-ha.

Surely you understand that we -do- have more important things to do than answering people who want to purchase some bada-booms. But no, it won't be a problem. These things are as popular as nuk-cake. Explosive cake.


Juuust pick them up at the Maltese equipment dealer. He'll know what to do.

Kaela Jerisa Dejesus, 101st Ghosts of Razgriz

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[The Joker]

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Well, [color=#33CC00]hello beautiful. I hope that my scars don't make you nervous.

[color=#33CC00]Thanks for approval. You OC folks are so nice, you especially. I hope we'll massacre together some poor souls sometimes soon.

Have a jolly day, hottie.

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[Exile]

Souls? What would I need souls for? So long as things go boom, or you make things go boom, you're good in my book.

Just no Outcasts. Or we'll have to nuke you.

Tata.

K.J.Dejesus.

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[The Joker]

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A little fight in you. [color=#33CC00]I like that. And don't worry, [color=#33CC00]we won't make troubles to OCs or their allies. I give you my word.

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[Exile]

Excellent. This 'beautiful hottie' wouldn't want to waste a nuke. Enjoy the toys.

K.J.Dejesus.

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