I'm actually just lurking with this tab open for updates every few mins (alright alright, every <strike>30</strike> 10 seconds) - but being pretty new there's still >9000 other topics for me to read to pass the time 8D. But now it's actually becoming interesting here, too...
I think the only way to fully solve these... paradoxes? Paradoxi? ... Things, would be to divide an amused Not Amused by zero.