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Linkus · 06-26-2012, 08:10 PM,

[20:08] Jack Henderson, IMG| Dublin, M&L: You naughty boy!!!!

Facilitating the rise of robotics since 0 A.D.

**Petitioner** · 06-27-2012, 03:39 AM,

[10:32:12 PM] Ipuvaepe™: Well like I was saying before kai made me piss myself laughing

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Jayce · 06-27-2012, 06:11 AM,

[1:09:16 AM] Reid (Haven): Can you drop it from the empire state building? Cause you can do that with a book (smoking)
[1:09:18 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): dropped it out of my hands at chest level onto concrete
[1:09:26 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): im as tall as the empire state building
[1:09:36 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): i have spaghetti falling out of my pockets
[1:09:39 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): my fanny pack
[1:09:43 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): ears
[1:09:46 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): everyones laughing at me
[1:09:51 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): all the other buildings pick on me

WHAT DID I JUST WRITE.

Fifty. · 06-27-2012, 09:32 AM,

LPI's new janitor in action:

[14.6.2012 г. 19:12:08] Dodike: I'm the janitor
[14.6.2012 г. 22:22:13] Dodike: Dodike mops the floor
[14.6.2012 г. 23:54:20] Dodike: Dodike is doing Martin's laundry
[15.6.2012 г. 13:41:13] Dodike: Dodike polishes Fifty's Liberator :|
[22.6.2012 г. 22:59:35] Dodike: Dodike takes out the trash
[24.6.2012 г. 19:02:54] Dodike: Dodike changes a lightbulb
[25.6.2012 г. 13:22:05] Dodike: Dodike waters some plants
[25.6.2012 г. 22:01:44] Dodike: Dodike swats flies
[26.6.2012 г. 01:16:09] Dodike: Dodike reads newspapers at work
[26.6.2012 г. 01:24:31] Dodike: Dodike goes get himself a coffee
[26.6.2012 г. 01:33:44] Dodike: I want a payrise
[00:25:32] Dodike: Dodike turns off the lights
:ylove:

SMI-Great.Fox · 06-27-2012, 04:38 PM,

[10:33:44 AM] Mercarryn: your opinion about it, Bret?
[10:34:52 AM] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): Certainty of Death
[10:34:56 AM] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): Low chance of success
[10:35:05 AM] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): What are we waitin for?
[10:35:26 AM] Mercarryn::D

-"If we do not learn at least one thing a day....Our minds turn to stupor"- Kyle Sparrgrove -2005

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Sol · 06-29-2012, 12:00 AM,

[01:48:18] Sol.: got a terrible headache
[01:52:09] M.: take peels
[01:53:09] Sol.: pills will make me weak
[01:54:10] M.: then get stronger
[01:54:12] M.: take a pill
[01:54:18] M.: and tell it to make your headache go away
[01:54:29] M.: tell it that otherwise, you'll beat it up when it's in your stomach
[01:54:34] M.: and that it wont hurt you at all
[01:54:39] M.: because youre a bad mother******
[01:55:43] M.: or you tell your headache to go away
[01:55:48] M.: and keep staring at your screen
[01:55:57] M.: because you are a bad mother******
[01:56:05] M.: and pills and headaches are sissies
[01:56:10] M.: BE A HEAVY, SOL. DOUBLE SUN POWER GO

lw'nafh · 06-29-2012, 06:37 PM,

[3:24:33 AM | Edited 3:30:43 AM] Pieguy: SCOREBOARD
Sessions: 7
Eugene Has Bad [censored] Happen To Him: 4
Natalya Placed In Compromising Situations: 3
PCs Killed: 3
Storms Destroyed: 3
Ships Commandeered: 3
Natalya Yelled At/Punished: 3
Mendel Rants: 2
Total Party Wipes: 1
Pregnancy Rolls: 1

[3:25:55 AM] Roland PÃ¡sztor: Dmitriy [censored]'ing up the whole stuff by doing one little [censored] action: at least 4

[3:31:06 AM] Alvin: teaching Glee
[3:31:15 AM] Kangaraptor: And Teaching Glee was 1.
[3:31:19 AM] Kangaraptor: Hopefully it'll never go up.
[3:31:30 AM] Kangaraptor: I swear to god next time I'm just capping one of the kids. (nerd)

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lw'nafh · 07-02-2012, 01:58 AM,

[10:54:06 AM | Edited 10:54:14 AM] Reid (Haven): Aparently the little toe is going to be crossed from our gene pool in a few thousand years
[10:54:13 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Reid, cut your toe off.
[10:54:15 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Film it.
[10:54:20 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Put it on 4chan.
[10:54:20 AM] Reid (Haven): I'm not putting it on b
[10:54:23 AM] Niklas: (rofl)
[10:54:25 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): ROFL
[10:54:32 AM] Reid (Haven): They'll just masturbate to it
[10:54:38 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Umm, duh.
[10:54:46 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): But srs.
[10:54:49 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Just set it back.
[10:54:50 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Srsly.
[10:54:54 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): It won't be that bad.
[10:55:02 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Just put a sock in your mouth to bite down on.
[10:55:06 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): So your don't break your teeth.
[10:55:23 AM] Kangaraptor: yeah.
[10:55:25 AM] Kangaraptor: What Jaec said.
[10:55:29 AM] Kangaraptor: It'll hurt a lot but censored
[10:55:35 AM] Kangaraptor: If you can't go to the hospital...
[10:55:37 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): What if, Reid.
[10:55:40 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Riddle me this.
[10:55:43 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): What if you meet a woman.
[10:55:48 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): She's the woman of your dreams.
[10:55:52 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Perfect body.
[10:55:54 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): Big tits.
[10:55:54 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): BUT!
[10:55:58 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): (wait)
[10:56:01 AM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Lesbian?
[10:56:02 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): She has a foot fetish.
[10:56:07 AM] Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Oh
[10:56:10 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): And she doesn't like your SARAH PALIN'D up toe.
[10:56:15 AM] Kangaraptor: Lol.
[10:56:15 AM] Zukafumiku Zushimomomeari (Jaec): What the CENSORSHIPISBADMKAY are you going to do then?

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Sol · 07-02-2012, 02:41 AM,

[04:33:15] M.: and he calls me "snow white" and "whitebread"
[04:34:12] M.: that story also forces me to figure out ways on how to kill around 4 or 5 people
[04:34:21] M.: without leaving a trace
[04:34:30] M.: first murder works
[04:34:35] Sol. Mithras: :/
[04:34:39] M.: think i got the 2nd one figured out too.
[04:34:40] Sol. Mithras: I must tell you
[04:34:44] Sol. Mithras: I keep all history
[04:34:48] Sol. Mithras: on my skype
[04:34:54] Sol. Mithras: in case you go on a murder spree
[04:35:00] Sol. Mithras: I will use this against you
[04:35:03] M.::(
[04:35:06] M.: BUT IT TELLS ME TO
[04:35:11] Sol. Mithras: it's k
[04:35:13] M.: MUST KILL TELETUBBIE SUN
[04:35:20] Sol. Mithras: that won't be easy
[04:35:26] M.: BABIES DONT BELONG INTO THE SUN
[04:35:33] Sol. Mithras: there will be like 99 black men guarding the blond

**Petitioner** · 07-02-2012, 03:36 AM,

on voice chat - Spazzy: Is this a Spanish lesson or softcore porn?

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