I can haz skype

[n00bl3t]

You haven't wormed your way into my Skype yet. I'm very dubious.

I could just add you?:lol:

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[Shagohad]

I could just add you?:lol:

I'd probably accept....


[10:49:32 PM] Zamu: IT'S TEN FOURTY EIGHT DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE!?
[10:49:50 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): ........
[10:49:52 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Dead...?
[10:51:04 PM] Zamu: Dead!? Did you remember to feed them?
[10:51:22 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Kids eat food...?
[10:51:25 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): That's new to me...
[10:51:48 PM] Zamu: Yeah. Quite a bit, actually.
[10:52:19 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Wow...
[10:52:26 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I've been doing it wrong the WHOLE time.
[10:52:28 PM] Zamu: Surprising, I know.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Barrier]

[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: There, added on demand
[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: Hello!
[11/16/09] jessicka.beaupre: Hello, sorry I'm sort of busy right now, babysitting my 6 brothers and sisters for 30 minutes. >.<
[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: Ok
[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: Still, my point is we might need a new template
[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: For player ships
[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: Still, I cant do CSS
[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: I think Akura can help you
[11/16/09] Akura: u cabt help
[11/16/09] Akura: im drunk
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): Wait, you're 18 now, right?
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): OOOH
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): wait
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): Sooo
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): yeah
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): it's your real b-day
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): x.x
[11/16/09] Akura: yus!
[11/16/09] Akura: yuo rre in the wikio chat?
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): Your mind is playing tricks on
[11/16/09] Dancing Jess (There is no pole): You've passed out half an hour ago.
[11/16/09] Akura: shhhh
[11/16/09] Akura: thwt hurts
[11/16/09] Ironwatsas: Akura, this both makes me hate you more
[11/16/09] Ironwatsas: And makes me more sexually aroused by you
[11/16/09] Ironwatsas: And you're legal now
[11/16/09] Akura: shhhh
[11/16/09] Akura: you prevert
[11/16/09] Akura: i love yuo litle more not like though
[11/16/09] Ironwatsas: In ways you can only imagine
[11/16/09] Trackpad.User: [19:14:39] Ironwatsas: And you're legal now

<<< And he is drunk too
[11/16/09] Ironwatsas: (mmm) that's two strikes...
[11/16/09] Akura: grrrrrrrrr rrrrr
[11/16/09] Akura: rrrr
[11/16/09] Akura: rr
[11/16/09] Akura: shhh
[11/16/09] Akura: hes a prevet
[11/16/09] Akura: i have to epee
[11/16/09] Akura: br right back
[11/16/09] CrUcIaL_MiStAkE [ DSE)Williamson ]: this is so going into Can Haz Skype Thread

[Akura]

shiut up!


I mreally dissy now.stop thar please

[Wolfs Ghost]

[7:30:57 PM] Captain Morgan: Because you don't hurt many people that way?
[7:31:09 PM] Captain Morgan: Why doesn't he just DDoS XBox live? Nobody cares about that.
[7:31:16 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): ....
[7:31:21 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Eh
[7:31:23 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Well...
[7:31:33 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Oblivion doesn't go onto live. So I could careless XD
[7:32:14 PM] Captain Morgan: I just think it would be funny to cut off all the Halo fanboys for a week or so.
[7:32:33 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): A few of them would system link.
[7:33:07 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): ....I wonder if it's possible to system link all the Xbox's in the world to make Xbox Live work without Xbox Live's server actually being up....
[7:33:21 PM] Captain Morgan: That sounds messy.
[7:33:32 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Yeah
[7:34:18 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Just like the plan that VENOM-X was going to do. Build a giant robot to invade Canada to get the power cell to power said Giant robot. XD
[7:35:11 PM] Captain Morgan: That's a good idea!
[7:35:41 PM] Captain Morgan: I've got a better one! Let's go get a few guys together and go invade Russia! They'll never expect it during the winter!
[7:35:46 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Alternative power until we get the power cell to power the Giant Robot, are Hamsters.
[7:35:59 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): and...I rather not invade Russia during the winter O.o'
[7:36:27 PM] Captain Morgan: Well, it didn't work for Napolean or Hitler, but I'm not French, and I don't have a funny mustache.
[7:36:29 PM] Captain Morgan: I can do it!
[7:36:41 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): THAT Is a very fair point!

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[Carmen]

[00:04:06] canadian12345678: Ok
[00:04:23] canadian12345678: Still, my point is we might need a new template
[00:04:29] canadian12345678: For player ships
[00:04:41] canadian12345678: Still, I cant do CSS
[00:04:48] canadian12345678: I think Akura can help you
[00:07:26] Akura: u cabt help
[00:07:29] Akura: im drunk
[00:10:02] Dancing Lady: Wait, you're 18 now, right?
[00:10:04] Dancing Lady: OOOH
[00:10:05] Dancing Lady: wait
[00:10:08] Dancing Lady: Sooo
[00:10:08] Dancing Lady: yeah
[00:10:11] Dancing Lady: it's your real b-day
[00:10:12] Dancing Lady: x.x
[00:10:56] Akura: yus!
[00:11:12] Akura: yuo rre in the wikio chat?
[00:11:26] Dancing Lady: Your mind is playing tricks on
[00:11:34] Dancing Lady: You've passed out half an hour ago.
[00:11:39] Akura: shhhh
[00:11:43] Akura: thwt hurts
[00:14:41] Ironwatsas: Akura, this both makes me hate you more
[00:14:49] Ironwatsas: And makes me more sexually aroused by you
[00:14:54] Ironwatsas: And you're legal now
[00:15:34] Akura: shhhh
[00:15:40] Akura: you prevert
[00:15:54] Akura: i love yuo litle more not like though
[00:15:58] Ironwatsas: In ways you can only imagine
[00:16:31 | Edited 00:16:41] canadian12345678: And you're legal nowAnd he is drunk too
[00:17:51] Ironwatsas: (mm) that's two strikes...
[00:18:01] Akura: grrrrrrrrr rrrrr
[00:18:02] Akura: rrrr
[00:18:03] Akura: rr
[00:18:05] Akura: shhh
[00:18:27 | Removed 00:20:03] Crucial Mistake: This message has been removed.
[00:18:41] Akura: hes a prevet
[00:18:53] Akura: i have to epee
[00:19:02] Akura: br right back
[00:19:39] canadian12345678: Akura is
[00:19:42] Crucial Mistake: this is so going into Can Haz Skype Thread
[00:20:39] Ironwatsas: (mm)
[00:20:41] Chris Shake: Akura is pleasantly inebriated it seems
[00:21:20] canadian12345678: RAWR!! Effing lag!!
[00:21:27] canadian12345678: But not skype lag
[00:21:42] Dancing Lady: Dancing Lady slowly backs away
[00:21:45] Chris Shake: you europeans with your reasonable drinking age laws, over here I had to wait until 21 to legally buy beer
[00:21:48] Dancing Lady: Dancing Lady returns to the hell of babysitting
[00:21:58] canadian12345678: In canada its 19
[00:22:00] Dancing Lady: No
[00:22:01] Dancing Lady: 18
[00:22:13] Chris Shake: depends on the province
[00:22:16] canadian12345678: Except quebec and some two other
[00:22:25] Akura: wannt voic chjat?
[00:22:30] Akura: typing is hrd
[00:22:33] Akura: *hrad
[00:22:35] Akura: *hard
[00:22:43] Chris Shake: haha
[00:22:47] Akura: so dissy too
[00:22:57] Akura: head huts a little
[00:22:59] Chris Shake: I remember my first times drunk online
[00:23:52] canadian12345678: IW removing support of dedicated servers in MW2 didnt worked
[00:24:02] canadian12345678: One week and some guys hacked the thing
[00:24:04] Akura: fucimg pricsk
[00:24:15] Akura: they ar easholes
[00:24:15] canadian12345678: Ableing the use of dedicated servers
[00:24:18] canadian12345678: http://www.destructoid.com/modern-warfare-...rs-155250.phtml
[00:24:26] Akura: iwat them to die for failing
[00:24:32] Akura: ewhat prikcs
[00:24:46 | Edited 00:25:10] canadian12345678: I know what IW did is just a fail
[00:25:23] Akura: IWsucj
[00:25:25] Akura: ricks
[00:25:37] canadian12345678: But still, the boycott MW2 groups where fail too
[00:26:07] canadian12345678: http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/photo-...hoto_key=121315
[00:27:19] Dancing Lady: I think I should get L4D 2
[00:27:36] Trackpad.User: I think too
[00:27:44 | Edited 00:27:58] Trackpad.User: Althoug my laptop is crap
[00:27:45] Dancing Lady: I played the demo
[00:27:48] canadian12345678: And I have PS3
[00:27:50] Akura: Igot it
[00:27:57] Akura: its reales now
[00:27:58] Akura: !
[00:28:02] Akura: I can plat it!
[00:28:05] Akura: drnuk!
[00:28:06] Dancing Lady: I have a PS3, a 360, a Wii and a great PC
[00:28:08] Trackpad.User: First, I need a VGA cable
[00:28:16] Trackpad.User: For my correct PC
[00:28:30] Trackpad.User: And then I need to try if its good enough
[00:28:32] Akura: ite still unreleases:(
[00:28:42] Akura: 9 wana pley!
[00:28:46] Trackpad.User: Although it plays GMOD w/o any problem at all
[00:28:52] Dancing Lady: I didn't play L4D 1
[00:28:59] Trackpad.User: I didnt either
[00:29:02] Akura: it plats l4d fine
[00:29:04] Akura: realx
[00:29:07] Akura: siily
[00:29:07] Dancing Lady: I'm also waiting for Dead Rising 2
[00:29:09] Akura: you are drino
[00:29:20] Trackpad.User: Internet
[00:29:23] Dancing Lady: Anyone knows when it'll be out?
[00:29:23] Dancing Lady: >.<
[00:29:23] Akura: I love dead rising!
[00:29:27] Akura: it slike a mall
[00:29:28] Dancing Lady: I love, too! D:
[00:29:32] Dancing Lady: It -is- a mall
[00:29:34] Dancing Lady: -_-
[00:29:35] Akura: wirh zomebies!
[00:29:37] Trackpad.User: Google is your friend
[00:29:40] Dancing Lady: Bed
[00:29:41] Dancing Lady: nao
[00:29:47] Akura: i got the 340000 kill sachive
[00:29:59] Dancing Lady: I did it too
[00:30:01] Akura: zombie genozide one
[00:30:13] Akura: took few huors of car killin
[00:30:22] Dancing Lady: I just drove in the subterrain car killing
[00:30:31] Akura: yup
[00:30:33] Akura: ,e tooo
[00:30:51] Akura: to rage fainasnt the machine
[00:30:57] Akura: killing in the name of
[00:31:01] Akura: for the hole time
[00:31:09] Akura: to hepl tge mood
[00:31:18] Trackpad.User: to rage fainasnt the machine
killing in the name ofOlol, the song I just listened to
[00:31:18] Dancing Lady: Bed time
[00:31:19] Georgia: Haha, I'm passing this on to a friend of mine...
[00:31:32] Akura: shhhhhh
[00:31:37] Akura: sleep jss
[00:31:43] Akura: loeveyou night
[00:31:47] Dancing Lady: It's 7:30 PM
[00:31:50] Trackpad.User: Time of me and jess: 19:31
[00:31:56 | Edited 00:32:00] Trackpad.User: Of you 0:30
[00:31:57] Akura: lier!
[00:32:07] Dancing Lady: You're a brit
[00:32:22] Akura: i am not
[00:32:23 | Edited 00:32:29] Chris Shake: Trackpad - wait, you're EST too?
[00:32:28] Akura: i am actially
[00:32:33] Akura: its aewsome
[00:32:46] Akura: i shoild sleep
[00:32:57] Ironwatsas: I'll be waiting

I'm going to get my friend to show this to every dam Disco UK player now.:lol:

[Akura]

yuo ar e not funny

i will sleep and see you tomorrow.


kay1!

[Shagohad]

[7:49:25 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): [7:49 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): The situations are unrealistic, the dialogue is terrible, and the sex is sub-par.

<<<
[7:49:35 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Shago critiques porn.
[7:49:36 PM] Lord of Eternal Madness: Erm...
[7:49:50 PM] Zamu: Or a jaded Mass Effect review.
[7:49:55 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): [7:49:37 PM] Alvin Katz: mmmm girl-boy? Girl-girl? boy-boy?
[7:49:41 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): ANY!
[7:49:45 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): IT'S ALL BAD!
[7:50:06 PM] Zamu: Dude, Alvin has Skype?

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[RmJ]

[12:35:04 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: now for your veiwing pleasure i intrupt this convo to bring you misleading ideas
[12:35:11 PM] Soul Reaper: Jeff + Rey = Wild Combo
[12:35:19 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: [12:26:28 PM] Soul Reaper: rofl
[12:26:37 PM] Soul Reaper: we do it on a bed..since..he's only 11
[12:26:37 PM] Soul Reaper: -.-
[12:26:43 PM] Soul Reaper: nothing too hard

[12:29:07 PM] Soul Reaper: I work on his ass alot
[12:29:14 PM] Soul Reaper: some day..he wont be able to sit:D
[12:30:15 PM] Soul Reaper: though..we sometimes do it with friends:D
[12:35:32 PM] Soul Reaper: o.O
[12:35:36 PM] Soul Reaper: wtf
[12:35:39 PM] Soul Reaper: OMG
[12:35:43 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: XD
[12:36:23 PM] Soul Reaper: i know how that feels
me 90lbs
[12:24 PM] Daniel - Zigeris:

<<< my bro 275
when i was like ten
[12:36:36 PM] Soul Reaper: [12:26:28 PM] Soul Reaper: rofl
[12:26:37 PM] Soul Reaper: we do it on a bed..since..he's only 11
[12:26:37 PM] Soul Reaper: -.-
[12:26:43 PM] Soul Reaper: nothing too hard

[12:29:07 PM] Soul Reaper: I work on his ass alot
[12:29:14 PM] Soul Reaper: some day..he wont be able to sit:D
[12:30:15 PM] Soul Reaper: though..we sometimes do it with friends:D
[12:36 PM] Soul Reaper:

<<< [20:23] Daniel - Zigeris: i know how that feels
me 90lbs

<<<
[20:24] Daniel - Zigeris: my bro 275
when i was like ten

<<<
[12:36:47 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: indeed,
[12:36:54 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: you've vindicated
[12:36:55 PM | Edited 12:37:01 PM] Soul Reaper: lol, bro raped you when you were 10 ? xD
[12:37:09 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: XD
[12:37:13 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: nice
[12:37:22 PM] Daniel - Zigeris: we just black mailed ourselfs
Soul Reaper

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[Kazinsal]

[9:08:52 PM] Adam (Kuraine) says: the guys who did it all went to jail. i think they got like 10 years each
[9:09:09 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: yet still no caps in his ass
[9:09:20 PM] Adam (Kuraine) says: i'm sure they've since had something in their ass, just not caps

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Retired, permanently.