[11:17:32 PM] Zamu: sec
[11:17:41 PM] Zamu: Kitty's ship is rubbing up against a lane
[11:18:02 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Hawt.
[11:18:27 PM] Zamu: Frustrating. Her ship rubbing against things creates alot of tension for me.
[11:18:39 PM] Zamu: I just wish I could release that tension somehow.
[11:18:50 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Find another ship to help you.
[11:18:54 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Preferably a larger one.
[11:19:18 PM] Durandal: This is proof that professional trolls are funny
[11:19:23 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Just go into a submissive pose and let a Juggernaut dominate you.
[11:19:25 PM] Durandal: Durandal applauds Zamu
[11:19:42 PM] Zamu: Juggernauts always make my cargo jettison.
[11:19:50 PM] Zamu: Jettison all over my cockpit.
[11:19:57 PM] Durandal: Can we ICHS this?
[11:20:01 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Yes.
[11:20:03 PM] Durandal: Or is it too dirty?
[11:20:15 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): We're just talking about ships.
[11:20:26 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): What's so dirty about that?
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"
If this is too inappropriate for the forums, please delete it, mods or remove what I put. I laughed so hard I quite literally spit soda all over my desk and monitors after it happened. Kinda just happened when I said it, not even I was expecting it. Look at the time difference between the first post I said, and the second one, the pause of silence...
[3:11:02 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I think I'm going to play L4D.
[3:11:09 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Since it's done downloading.
[3:11:31 PM | Edited 3:11:38 PM] Nikolas (Hades): Kill the fat zombie for me, that bastard had it coming when he killed my entire group
[3:11:34 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): lol
[3:11:41 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Never played before.
[3:11:46 PM | Edited 3:12:08 PM] Nikolas (Hades): No, only you are, Kurosora.
[3:11:52 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): wish me luck
[3:11:56 PM] Nikolas (Hades): They were good meat shields until that lard*** had to come and [CENSORED] it all up
[3:11:58 PM] Saronsen: NO DUDE
[3:12:01 PM | Edited by Iacomus (James), 3:12:18 PM] Saronsen: [CENSORED] SANDWICH
[3:12:02 PM] Saronsen: I saw one
[3:12:06 PM] Saronsen: my first time playing
[3:12:10 PM] Saronsen: i was with the computers
[3:12:12 PM] Saronsen: im like
[3:12:19 PM] Saronsen: WTF YOU [CENSORED], WHY ARE YOU ALL 200 FEET AWAY?
[3:12:19 PM] Nikolas (Hades): "Aww, she's so cute"?
[3:12:24 PM] Saronsen: i go up to the [CENSORED] and shes crying
[3:12:26 PM] Saronsen: im like
[3:12:28 PM] Saronsen: d'aawww
[3:12:31 PM] Saronsen: i turn my light on
[3:12:33 PM] Nikolas (Hades): And then
[3:12:34 PM] Saronsen: -GASP-
[3:12:34 PM | Removed 3:13:03 PM] Nikolas (Hades): This message has been removed.
[3:12:39 PM] Saronsen: and she starts [CENSORED] raging
[3:12:40 PM] Saronsen: im thinking
[3:12:48 PM] Saronsen: holy [CENSORED] what is this [CENSORED]'s problem?
[3:12:51 PM | Removed 3:13:27 PM] Nikolas (Hades): This message has been removed.
[3:12:52 PM] Saronsen: AND SHE PROCEEDS TO [CENSORED] RAPE ME
[3:13:03 PM | Edited by Iacomus (James), 3:13:13 PM] Saronsen: im like IT FEELS SO GOOD
[3:13:05 PM] Davy (Leo): mmmm Rape.
[3:13:14 PM] Davy (Leo): ...what?
[3:13:22 PM] Nikolas (Hades): XD
And this is the Powermining Inc.'s chat...fun huh?
[3:48:18 AM] Zamu: Also, Saron looks almost exactly how I imagined him to.
[3:48:47 AM] Durandal: Rofl.
[3:48:52 AM] Durandal: I'm going to regret asking this.
[3:48:59 AM | Edited 3:49:03 AM] Durandal: But what do -you- look like?
[3:49:52 AM] Zamu: A sexy australian male with blonde hair and thin, fashionable glasses. Very fit, with a good amount of muscle (six pack without the 'six') and tall.
[3:50:04 AM] Durandal: I'm sure.
[3:50:13 AM] Zamu: No really.
[3:50:20 AM] Zamu: If you don't mind the scars all over my face.
[3:51:09 AM] Zamu: I'm just kidding about the scars.
[3:51:17 AM] Durandal: Yeah I know.
[3:51:28 AM] Durandal: Your wrists probably look horrible though.
[3:53:00 AM] Zamu: You should see my spleen.
[11:49:57 AM] Boss: [9:47:27 AM] Boss says: <<LOLCENSOR BY SARONSEN>>
[9:47:33 AM] Boss says: is annoying
[9:47:40 AM] Boss says: and also sucks at PvP
[9:47:55 AM] Boss says: His cap8 Tridente
[9:48:01 AM] Boss says: lost to a pair of mining ships
[9:48:10 AM] Boss says: and a cap3 Hydra
[9:48:20 AM] shazbot111 says: That's natural selection at its finest
[9:48:33 AM] Boss says: He did manage to kill an underarmed Nyx though
[9:49:21 AM] shazbot111 says: That's like a tank killing a three-legged horse
[10:35:50 AM] Saronsen says: boss is my mancrush
[10:35:53 AM] Saronsen nods sagely
[10:36:00 AM] Saronsen says: He's just like me in a Barghest
[10:36:01 AM] Saronsen says: Demi-god
[10:36:27 AM] Saronsen says: I remember when I went after him with my IMG bomber
[10:36:35 AM] Saronsen says: i totally ****ing owned myself fighting up
[10:36:43 AM] Saronsen says: Mostly because as I went to joust him
[10:36:47 AM] Saronsen says: both of our shields were down
[10:36:50 AM] Saronsen says: AND MY MOUSED DIED OLOLOL
[10:36:53 AM] Saronsen says: So i flew straight
[10:36:56 AM] Saronsen says: right ****ing at him
[10:37:02 AM] Saronsen says: with no ability to aim or turn
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[10:41:32 AM] Iacomus (James) says: <bleep> I JUST SENT ALL MY CASH TO THE BANK
[10:41:33 AM] Saronsen says: NO
[10:41:36 AM] Saronsen says: IT WASNT MICHAEL FOX
[10:41:41 AM] Saronsen says: IT WAS LN-ADAM.DARKER
[10:41:42 AM] Iacomus (James) says: I NEED 300MIL OF THAT BACK
[10:41:52 AM] Boss says: AW SUM
[10:41:53 AM] Saronsen says: In my Cupholder
[10:41:54 AM] Nikolas (Hades) says: HAHAHA
[10:41:56 AM] Boss says: WE CAN GOES OFFICIAL
[10:41:58 AM] Saronsen says: lmao
[10:42:00 AM] Nikolas (Hades) says: We can go official now!
[10:42:03 AM] Iacomus (James) says: <bleep> NO, GIMME THAT BACK
[12:23:11 PM] Saronsen: You know you want to see my mining barge
[12:49:43 PM] Rob (Mr.Virus): Uh...
[12:49:51 PM] Rob (Mr.Virus): Are you hitting on me or something?
[12:49:54 PM] Rob (Mr.Virus): This is awkward.
[12:50:00 PM] Rob (Mr.Virus): Sorry, mate. I don't swing that way. :x
[12:50:12 PM] Saronsen: ROFL
[3:20:33 AM] Blodo says: lol
[3:20:49 AM] Blodo says: bleeding shame the only photo we have is of me holding those flowers on fire near the mustang:D
[3:20:56 AM] Izaak Koolman says: hahaha
[3:21:05 AM] Adrian Young (Bluntpencil) says: we got another of the three of us together lol
[3:21:09 AM] Blodo says: should have totally brought my camera to photograph those 10 vodka + red bulls that we drank each:D
[3:21:12 AM] Blodo says: oh cool lol
[3:21:23 AM] Izaak Koolman says: dude, it was like 15 each
[3:21:24 AM] Izaak Koolman says: at least
[3:21:29 AM] Blodo says: was it?
[3:21:31 AM] Izaak Koolman says: are those on facebook yet?
[3:21:34 AM] Blodo says: i actually lost count at some point:D
[3:21:36 AM] Izaak Koolman says: yea man
[3:21:47 AM] Izaak Koolman says: I dropped like 200 quid that night
[3:22:01 AM] Izaak Koolman says: we also did like 2 triple shots at the first bar
[3:22:01 AM] Blodo says: lol ****
[3:22:09 AM] Izaak Koolman says: and a bunch more vodka and redbulls
[3:22:24 AM] Blodo says: oh yeah
[3:22:32 AM] Blodo says: bought 3 shots of everclear
[3:22:39 AM] Blodo says: izaak drank his, and i drank mine and adrians:D
[3:23:04 AM] Blodo says: the funny thing is the bartender was shaking his head at me when i ordered that for some reason
[3:23:09 AM] Blodo says: they not used to this or something?
[3:23:12 AM] Izaak Koolman says: lol, yea
[3:23:31 AM] Izaak Koolman says: apparently, the two of us drinking a vodka and red every 5 mins was odd
[3:23:35 AM] Adrian Young (Bluntpencil) says: lol
[3:23:41 AM] Izaak Koolman says: remember when he tried to cut us off?
[3:23:44 AM] Adrian Young (Bluntpencil) says: hahah
[3:23:49 AM] Blodo says: lol did he now?:D
[3:24:13 AM] Izaak Koolman says: "I think you've had enough..."
"**** you we have, here's 20 quid! Another damn round"
[3:24:19 AM] Blodo says: (rofl)
[3:24:19 AM] Izaak Koolman says: *slips on the floor*
[3:24:38 AM] Blodo says: aaaaaand now i remember that we didnt have that absynth shot at the end of it
[3:24:41 AM] Blodo says: laaaaaaaaame
[3:24:57 AM] Izaak Koolman says: right, because thye closed while we were outside
[3:25:01 AM] Blodo says: yeah
[3:25:05 AM] Izaak Koolman says: then you went off and pukes
[3:25:07 AM] Izaak Koolman says: d
[3:25:10 AM] Blodo says: they put on the track that we were requesting all night at that point as well
[3:25:17 AM] Izaak Koolman says: yea lol
[3:25:25 AM] Blodo says: oh well
[3:25:32 AM] Blodo says: i went, emptied myself, then we went and had a pizza
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
[12:42:01 PM] Nikolas (Hades) says: Dude, the Hogosha and their CSVs came out of nowhere and started shooting me and scared me ****less
[12:42:08 PM] Nikolas (Hades) says: Their guns sound like SNACs I swear
[12:42:18 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: olol
[12:42:32 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: The Magma Hammer V uses the SNAC sound
[12:42:58 PM] Boss says: yes they do
[12:43:02 PM] Boss says: it freaks me out
[12:43:15 PM] Nikolas (Hades) says: I thought I was being owned by bombers at first
[12:43:32 PM] Nikolas (Hades) says: And then when I noticed it was a bunch of CSVs, I was like ":|"
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