[21:10:24] Jason (Cabulb)::D
[21:10:49] Jason (Cabulb): Still not as bad as my first app with Vulcan RP though (rofl)
[21:11:03 | Edited 21:11:45] Jason (Cabulb): This is what I get for being creative. :@
[21:11:56 | Edited 21:12:05] Bakamono: I wouldn't dwell on it - it's fine: I think it worked out quite well in the end
[21:13:14] Bakamono: It gave lameos a chance to show that side of his character
[21:13:37] Jason (Cabulb): What, my second one? To be honest I was quite bummed to see everyone being so xenophobic
[21:14:16] Bakamono: hahhaa - all of sirius are racists yeah
[21:14:36] Bakamono: my characters are prolly worse - not racists - but elitist
[21:15:07] Jason (Cabulb): Yes, it's like KKK - in spaaaaaaace.
[21:15:26] Jason (Cabulb): FL is so policatically incorrect
[21:18:01 | Edited 21:19:45] Jason (Cabulb): 1. There are no children
2. There are no women with long hair
3. There are no black people
4. Everyone sounds American
5. Asians are imperialistic samurais/ninjas
6. Englishmen are tea drinking Victorians
7. Aliens are always the bad guys
8. Germans are industrialised, militaristic fascists
9. Hispanic people are junkies and canabals
[21:18:58 | Edited 21:19:31] Bakamono: hahahah:Dyeah - you should make a kusari character - it's mad how racist peeps can be: sairs are baby eaters too
[10:02:10 AM] Steven: yo. It's cold here. How's it there?
[10:02:21 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Warm.
[10:02:22 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]::D
[10:02:29 AM] Steven: :'(
[10:03:43 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Australia.
[10:04:34 AM] Steven: I see. I'm in Washington, USA. stupid cold up here.
[10:04:45 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Washington or DC?
[10:05:12 AM] Steven: state
[10:05:21 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: I see.
[10:06:11 AM] Christian(Bauer): Nice and warm down here in New Zealand:D
[10:07:21 AM] Steven: Isn't that where LotR was filmed?
[10:07:38 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn] facepalms.
[10:07:43 AM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Is that all you know of it?
[10:07:49 AM] Steven: it has sheep
(New Zealand; LOTR and sheep, and that is about it.:lol:)
[22:02:53] Chris (schlurbi): so I take a look what you spam in Skype and see this:
[21:46:53] Scotty (J.Ryan): My cat locked itself in a closet
[21:46:56] Iacomus (James): OWNED
[21:46:58] talisman515: I still have scars...
[21:46:59] Scotty (J.Ryan): For 3 days
[21:47:04] Scotty (J.Ryan): And shat on all my towels.
[22:03:00] Chris (schlurbi): I'm still laughing
[22:03:04] Chris (schlurbi): So hard
[22:03:13] Scotty (J.Ryan)::D
[22:03:23] Scotty (J.Ryan): It did
[22:03:28] Scotty (J.Ryan): I was like, wheres that ****ing cat
[22:03:29] Chris (schlurbi): But
[22:03:32] Scotty (J.Ryan): Opened the wardrobe
[22:03:34] Scotty (J.Ryan): He was there
[22:03:37] Scotty (J.Ryan): With 3 days worth of crap
[22:03:40] Scotty (J.Ryan): All over everything
[22:04:01] Chris (schlurbi): Thats not bad as waking up, the bed full of dog**** and a big pile directly next to your face
[22:04:43] Scotty (J.Ryan): Lol
[22:04:47] Scotty (J.Ryan): How did that happen?
[22:04:53] Chris (schlurbi): Then because you' slept naked rushed out of the Room to throw up into the toilet, but run into your dad and puke onto him as well.
[22:05:10] Chris (schlurbi): I dont know, my dog just took a huge ****
[22:05:26] Scotty (J.Ryan): Schlurbi
[22:05:31] Scotty (J.Ryan): Your life is ****ed up.
[22:05:32] Scotty (J.Ryan): Seriously.
"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"
[6:15:46 PM] Gauss 3.2: Zelot is the fault of everything.
[6:16:15 PM] Alex <3net: Blame Zelot for the invention of the computer?
[6:16:24 PM] Alex <3net: Oh wait, that's not a bad thing
[6:16:25 PM] Ilya (CrUcIaL_MiStAkE): why the heck not
[6:16:38 PM] Gauss 3.2: Zelot is like the Omnissiah Pariah.
[6:16:45 PM] Gauss 3.2: But less cool sounding.
[6:16:50 PM] Ilya (CrUcIaL_MiStAkE): how's that?
[6:17:06 PM] Alex <3net: In that case, we should FEAR him, not blame him
[6:17:18 PM] Gauss 3.2: Well, if he did invent the computer, then we should worship him.
[6:17:39 PM] Alex <3net: Fear, worship, two sides of the same coin
[6:17:41 PM] Gauss 3.2: However, because everything is his fault, including all evil in the world, we must shun him.
[2:00:52 AM | Edited 2:00:58 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): That's all I know, I swear.
[2:03:39 AM] Durandal: Lol, jake
[2:03:44 AM] Durandal: I'm not interrogating you.
[2:03:47 AM] Durandal: ...
[2:03:52 AM] Durandal: Where did they bury the bodies, Jake.
[2:03:58 AM] Durandal: Tell me, where did they bury them?
[2:04:01 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): ....
[2:04:06 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): Omega-47...
[2:04:20 AM] Durandal: I see...
[2:04:31 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): It was perfect...they'd eject them into the planet's atmosphere...
[2:04:31 AM] Durandal: Guards, have this man executed.
[2:04:35 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): WHAT!?
[2:04:37 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): Wfba wkgnAWGL:A
[2:04:40 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[2:04:42 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): I AM LOYAL!
[2:04:59 AM] Durandal: *The guards raise their plasma-laser photonic assault machine guns and fire*
[2:05:07 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): NOOOOOOOOOO!
[2:05:14 AM] Jacob(Shagohad): Jacob(Shagohad) dies a bloody, gory death.
[22:55:47] Boss: JAMESON
[22:55:52] Boss: Your denial is denied
[22:55:53] Boss: D:
[22:56:14] The Doc (D. Jameson): Nope
[22:56:22] The Doc (D. Jameson): I am part of zee government
[22:56:27] The Doc (D. Jameson): AND all of the others agreed
[22:56:36] The Doc (D. Jameson): So your denial of the denial is denied!
[00:47:46] Saint Del:Yes there's normal people who would dearly like to think that being mildly random counts as insane. Rather than bear the thought that insanity is no actual fun at all
[00:48:04] Chris (schlurbi): I just got the reminder in Skype as well
[00:48:07] Dave (Akura): I eat souls.
[00:48:14] Chris (schlurbi): I rape dogs.
[00:48:18] Saint Del: You see I eat food.
[00:48:25] Saint Del: ANd choose not to rape anything
[00:48:31] Dave (Akura): Food is okay...
[00:48:35] Saint Del: And yet am still considerably more nuts than most
[00:48:49] Ashes Jermitaka: I haven't had internet for the past 10 weeks. That makes me more insane than all of you, so shut up.
[00:49:12] talisman515: I found out an easy way to destroy a microwave using a potato and a small fish bowl
"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"
[8:29:03 PM] X?lgion: New skype sucks my swollen balls.
[8:29:12 PM] Saronsen: you should see a doctor
[8:29:21 PM] X?lgion: Already did.
[8:29:34 PM] X?lgion: He said I was lucky that I was holding the knife in my less dominant hand.
[8:30:44 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Hey folks
[8:30:55 PM] Saronsen: what about
[8:30:56 PM] Saronsen: a knife
[8:30:56 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Does anyone have any unused FL IDs?
[8:30:57 PM] Saronsen: ????????
[8:31:06 PM] X?lgion: Yeah
[8:31:09 PM] Saronsen: did you punch yourself in the balls or something?
[8:31:10 PM] X?lgion: How much you want for one?
[8:31:15 PM] X?lgion: No, I was trying to shave
[8:31:20 PM] X?lgion: With a knife.
[8:31:24 PM] X?lgion: And I slipped
[8:31:33 PM] Saronsen: with a knife
[8:31:39 PM] X?lgion: Yeah.
[8:31:43 PM] X?lgion: Why not?
[8:31:45 PM] Saronsen: you were shaving your jewel sack
[8:31:47 PM] Saronsen: with a knife
[8:31:52 PM] X?lgion: Didn't see why not.
[8:31:58 PM] X?lgion: You can cut rope with it
[8:32:10 PM] Saronsen: And flesh
[8:32:12 PM] Saronsen: and you know
[8:32:14 PM] Saronsen: castrate
[8:32:20 PM | Edited 8:32:31 PM] Iacomus (James): Who's stupid enough to take a blade to the thinnest flesh on their ****ing body?
[8:32:27 PM] X?lgion: (think)
[8:32:31 PM] Saronsen: actually
[8:32:36 PM] Saronsen: Xaelgion is
[8:32:46 PM] Saronsen: i can understand like
[8:32:49 PM] a fake name: well........... smooth balls DO feel good
[8:32:56 PM] Saronsen: modern razors
[8:32:58 PM] Saronsen: but something like a knife?
[8:33:01 PM] Saronsen: and dude
[8:33:04 PM] Saronsen: electric razor
[8:33:06 PM] a fake name: that said Ive never managed to cut mahself
[8:33:08 PM] Saronsen: half the time
[8:33:12 PM] Saronsen: you dont risk losing a nut or two
[8:33:20 PM] a fake name: ^
[8:33:20 PM] Saronsen: rub on some lotion, and it wont itch
[8:33:30 PM] a fake name: Rub on Icy Hot
[8:33:33 PM] Saronsen: NO
[8:33:35 PM] a fake name: it'll feel better
[8:33:36 PM] X?lgion: Well, they stopped swelling.
[8:33:40 PM] Saronsen: i hate it when i trim
[8:33:46 PM] Saronsen: and i forget to add lotion
[8:33:48 PM] Saronsen: ill spend hours
[8:33:48 PM] X?lgion: And are now just pulsing with blood.
[8:33:52 PM] Saronsen: SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH
[8:33:56 PM] X?lgion: It feels very heated
[8:35:24 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): wait
[8:35:30 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): you ****tards were shaving your balls with a knife?
[8:35:34 PM] Saronsen: no
[8:35:35 PM] Saronsen: Xelgion is
[8:35:44 PM] X?lgion: There wasn't a razor around
[8:35:47 PM] X?lgion: And I almost finished it
[8:35:48 PM] a fake name: ****tard
[8:35:52 PM] Saronsen: THEN WAIT FOR ANOTHER TIME
[8:35:57 PM] Saronsen: my balls
[8:36:01 PM] Saronsen: would shrink into my gut
[8:36:04 PM] Saronsen: if a knife came near them
[8:36:08 PM] Saronsen: HOLY **** -shloop-
[8:36:14 PM] X?lgion: Eh my balls have been already damaged.
[8:36:20 PM] a fake name: X?lgion put Icy hot on them, it'll reduce the swelling.
[8:36:24 PM] Saronsen: Saronsen wants to have kids
[8:36:29 PM] X?lgion: Point Blanc from a soccer ball punt
[8:36:36 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): So, um, Xelg
[8:36:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): you cut your balls with a knife
[8:36:46 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): wtf?
[8:36:51 PM] X?lgion: Accidentally.
[8:36:55 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): How badly cut?
[8:36:56 PM] X?lgion: I am never touching one again
[8:36:58 PM] X?lgion: Not too bad
[8:37:02 PM] Saronsen: your balls or a knife
[8:37:04 PM] Saronsen: ololol
[8:37:07 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): LOL SARON
[8:37:14 PM] Saronsen: lolme
[8:37:16 PM] X?lgion: I was using my left hand, so it didn't cut that bad
[8:37:19 PM] X?lgion: but it HURT
[8:37:26 PM] Saronsen: No ****
[8:37:27 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): no ****
[8:37:30 PM] Saronsen: JINX
[8:37:32 PM] Saronsen: OWE ME A SODA
[8:37:32 PM] Saronsen: BITCH
[8:37:33 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ninja'd.
[8:37:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): find my IRC channel and my bot will give you a soda
[8:37:46 PM] a fake name: X?lgion Icy Hot will red uce the swellng
[8:38:00 PM | Edited 8:38:05 PM] Saronsen: it'd make you prefer
[8:38:12 PM] Saronsen: to punch yourself in the balls repeatedly
[8:38:15 PM] Saronsen: then have icy hot on it
[8:38:46 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Xaelg: how much for that empty account?
[8:39:22 PM] a fake name: Saronesen, when I was in the army, I talked a guy that had just shaved his balls into using icy hot on em
[8:39:34 PM] a fake name: the screams were heaerd a few blocks away.
[8:39:39 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): lawl
[8:39:39 PM] Saronsen: no ****
[8:39:53 PM] Saronsen: icy hot sucks just to have /near/ the groin
[8:39:56 PM] X?lgion: The empty account is gonna be for me
[8:39:59 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): d'aww.
[8:40:00 PM] Saronsen: im not going to slather it on my nuts
[8:40:07 PM] X?lgion: And as for my balls, the swelling has stopped
[8:40:11 PM] a fake name: yeah, he was kinda ****ed up for a while
[8:40:12 PM] X?lgion: And they are normalizing
[8:40:15 PM] Saronsen: why the **** are we talking about his balls
[8:40:19 PM] Saronsen: i feel gay
[8:40:23 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): lol
[8:40:23 PM] X?lgion: But from now on, I choose Sissors.
[8:40:24 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ICHS
[8:40:26 PM | Edited 8:40:48 PM] Saronsen: i need to go drown myself in tentacle rape or something. With girls.
[8:40:28 PM] X?lgion: NUE
[8:40:49 PM] X?lgion: NOT ICHS
[8:40:58 PM] X?lgion: MY BALLS MUST REMAIN SECRET
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