I can haz skype

[AJBeast]

[21:34:03] Jamie: I feel your pain Andre D:
[21:34:37] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: You just ate some ice cream real fast as well? Now that's a coincidence!
[21:34:57] Jamie: No it's just a telepathic mindshare link
[21:35:02] Petr (MarvinCZ): >.>
[21:35:11] Jamie: I hear a non believer:P
[21:35:45 | Removed 21:35:55] Jamie: This message has been removed.
[21:35:56] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Yes
[21:36:00] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Of course
[21:36:02] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: We are legion.
[21:36:06] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Indeed
[21:36:07 | Edited 21:36:16] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) acts like he didn't notice anything.
[21:36:15] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: We are one
[21:36:35] Petr (MarvinCZ): Aanyway, I had fun today...
I was playing with Long Range Shooting Simulator.
[21:36:55] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: So, sniper camp?
[21:36:59] Petr (MarvinCZ): I was learning stuff like mil, moa and using a range table ...
[21:37:06] Petr (MarvinCZ): well, just computer simulation:P
[21:37:17] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: And I'm back in my own skin again:D
[21:37:49] Petr (MarvinCZ): You were out of your skin?
[21:37:53] Jamie: Yus
[21:37:55] Petr (MarvinCZ): Nice trick!
[21:38:05] Jamie: Generally it kills the party
[21:39:05] Jamie: It really does
[21:39:35] Jamie: Yeah. Sort of, "Ta daaa!" "BLEEEURGH"
[21:39:49] Jamie: (you were suposed to play along, durr)
[21:40:13] Jamie: (didn't feel like it, derp derp)
[21:40:35] Jamie: (derpy derpy doo)
[21:40:46] Jamie: (onoz)
[21:41:02] Petr (MarvinCZ): this is the demmo of what I was playing with:
http://www.shooterready.com/lrsdemohi.html
[21:41:21] Petr (MarvinCZ): It also has short courses explaining the terms and techniques
[21:41:22] Jamie: Can't be bothered to open the link
[21:41:25] Petr (MarvinCZ)::)
[21:41:33] Jamie: Rawr, I'm Andre!:D
[21:41:37] Petr (MarvinCZ): no problem, if this doesn't interest you
[21:41:49] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Rawr, I'm me again
[21:41:51] Jamie: I'm just dragging my name through the mud
[21:42:04] Petr (MarvinCZ): UAAA!
[21:42:07] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast::D
[21:42:09] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Mind****
[21:42:13] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: When you see it, you'll **** bricks
[21:42:29] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: D:
[21:42:43] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Yay me
[21:42:50] Jamie: Yay me
[21:42:59] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) tries to keep track.
[21:43:08] Jamie: Don't bother. Your brain will start crying
[21:43:18] Jamie: Take a guess who is who at the moment
[21:43:21] Petr (MarvinCZ): this was the real one...
[21:43:25] Petr (MarvinCZ): real jamie
[21:43:28] Jamie: Yuhuh
[21:43:40] Jamie: But there's two of us now:P
[21:44:01] Petr (MarvinCZ): the other one is just a fake:P
[21:44:12] Jamie: But is it? DUN DUN DUUU!
[21:44:13] Petr (MarvinCZ): I can see right through you.
[21:44:18] Jamie: Can't you see he is Andre
[21:44:25] Jamie: He has all of his regular manerisms
[21:44:35] Petr (MarvinCZ): shh, you're fake:P
[21:44:59] Petr (MarvinCZ): or am I?
[21:45:06] Petr (MarvinCZ): you are.
[21:45:17] Petr (MarvinCZ): uhmm...
[21:45:18] Petr (MarvinCZ): Who am I? Who are you?
[21:45:29] Petr (MarvinCZ): Now nobody knows...
[21:45:55] Jamie: Or do they?
[21:46:25] Petr (MarvinCZ): Who am I?
[21:46:27] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) is scared...
[21:46:31] Petr (MarvinCZ): I am all of us
[21:46:35] Petr (MarvinCZ): You are Legion?
[21:46:44] Petr (MarvinCZ): *We* are Legion
[21:46:49] Petr (MarvinCZ): Oh , yes, we are.
[21:47:31] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yeah, I think this was enough.
[21:47:44] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yeah
[21:47:52] Petr (MarvinCZ): Mmkay
[21:48:00] Jamie: Ye-ah
[21:48:14] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yay. I have a cult
[21:48:31] Jamie: Andre, for goodness sake, you heard the man. No more fooling around.
[21:48:38] Jamie: Really?
[21:48:38] Jamie: Shush
[21:48:45] Jamie: This is the real Jamie here
[21:48:48] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: I'm back to myself again.
[21:48:50] Jamie: Doh
[21:49:12] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yeah, same here.
[21:49:48] Catduck man: But who the **** am I?
[21:49:57] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) quits
[21:50:52] Catduck man: You are I
[21:51:01] Petr (MarvinCZ): >.<
[21:51:05] Catduck man: I am half cat, half duck, half man
[21:51:11] Catduck man: So am I
[21:51:16] Petr (MarvinCZ): There's a lot of you.
[21:51:33] Manduck Cat: I know
[21:52:24] Petr (MarvinCZ): Huh.
[21:52:58] Catduck man: I see what you did there
[21:52:58] Manduck Cat: That's the normal reaction
[21:53:04 | Edited 21:53:10] Catman duck: Beat you to it:P
[21:53:23] Manduck Cat: I beat myself to what?
[21:53:25] Catman Duck: No you didn't...
[21:53:35] Catman duck: I'm already Catman Duck
[21:53:46] Catman Duck: Dibs on the left brain hemisphere.
[21:53:52] Catman duck: Mmkay
[21:53:54 | Edited 21:53:57] Catman duck: I want the central cortex
[21:54:03] Duckcat Man: Ok, ok.
[21:54:23] Catman duck: Oh, and the matrix (which, yes, is actually a part of the brain)
[21:55:44] Catman Duck: I don't want random adventurers strolling through our brain ;(
[21:56:02] Catman Duck: Our brain hurts
[21:56:11] Catman duck: Too many conflicts
[21:56:13] Catman Duck: But I just can't resist this ice cream we are eating
[21:56:21] Catman duck: DAMN JOO
[21:56:26 | Edited 21:56:31] Catman Duck: Is it a cream, really?
[21:56:41] Catman duck: ALL YOUR FAULT! I'M BECOMING ERRATICALLY ANGRY BECAUSE YOUR SIDE OF THE BRAIN IS OFF BALANCE NOW
[21:56:54] Catman duck: HENSE ANGRY CAPITALS!
[21:57:11] Catman Duck: Sure, sure ... let's take a chill pill.
[21:57:27] Catman duck: Don't take icecream with it
[21:57:44] Catman duck: By the way, the minute you pop those anti psychotics the doctor gave you, two of us die
[21:58:01] Jake (Thexare): but which two?
[21:58:02] Catman Duck: Damn, those aren't good odds
[21:58:08] Catman duck: Hopefully, those two
[21:58:17] Catman Duck: Hopefully the other two of us.
[21:58:21] Catman Duck: But what if they don't?
[21:58:28] Catman Duck: Then we remain us?
[21:58:36] Catman duck: Or, I die, and one of you dies
[21:58:38] Catman Duck: Or do we found we are not real?
[21:58:43] Catman duck: So, safer to not take the pills
[21:58:54] Catman Duck: Agreed.
[21:59:13] Catman Duck: Ye-eah. Does this count as an internal monolouge?
[21:59:48] Catman Duck: Well... maybe an internal trialogue?
[22:00:16] Catman Duck: Yeah, I think it does
[22:00:21] Catman Duck: Which one?
[22:00:29] Catman Duck: Trialogue
[22:00:34] Catman Duck: Oh, right
[22:00:41] Catman Duck: But are we essentially, one?
[22:00:53] Catman Duck: It's either a monologue or a trialogue
[22:00:55] Catman Duck: We choose
[22:00:57 | Edited 22:01:57] Catman Duck: Well, we're not really sure.
[22:01:09] Catman Duck: I don't think I'm you two really.
[22:01:10] Catman Duck: Well, we're all in the same brain...
[22:01:16] Catman Duck: You mean *we* are not really sure
[22:01:18] Catman Duck: That's a good point.
[22:01:22 | Edited 22:02:06] Catman Duck: Abit, devided...
[22:02:08] Catman Duck: I believe we should take another scoop of that ice cream. Who's with me?
[22:02:21 | Edited 22:02:22] Catman Duck: Please, no
[22:02:32] Catman Duck: I don't think my membranes can take another shock like that
[22:02:35] Catman Duck: I say we should.
[22:02:39] Catman Duck: Damn you
[22:02:40] Catman Duck: I'll hold it with the right hand...
[22:02:44] Catman Duck: Ok
[22:02:45] Catman Duck: It would only freeze you... or is that us? If it is us, then I ( or we) would not like it.
[22:03:03] Catman Duck: Well, brain freeze would affect all of us, amright?
[22:03:04] Catman Duck: Who cares about reason when it's ICE CREAM!
[22:03:12] Catman Duck: Quite true
[22:03:18] Catman Duck: Let's eat it then.
[22:03:23] Catman Duck: Oh dear
[22:03:29] Catman Duck: Ouch?
[22:03:38] Catman Duck: It's not my competence to process pain, so ...
[22:03:43] Catman Duck: Catman Duck flinches in preperation
[22:03:53] Catman Duck: Catman Duck eats the ice cream
[22:04:04] Catman Duck: Catman Duck flinches...
[22:04:11] Catman Duck: Damn tooth.
[22:04:11] Catman Duck: Catman Duck flinches
[22:04:19] Catman Duck: It's cold...
[22:04:28] Catman Duck: Yus
[22:04:51] Catman Duck: There's someone around here... and he's most definitely not us.
[22:05:02] Catman Duck: Well, it is not I ... or us....
[22:05:08] Catman Duck: Indeed
[22:05:15] Catman Duck: Can we see him?
[22:05:19] Catman Duck: I feel it reading our internal triolouge
[22:05:30] Catman Duck: If it is internal, how can he read it?
[22:05:36] Catman Duck: It isn't the damn doctor again, is he?
[22:05:37] Catman Duck: I have no idea
[22:05:39] Catman Duck: It is amongst us three... or is it us one ?
[22:05:43] Catman Duck: Oh god, I hate that man
[22:05:51] Catman Duck: Bloody doctors, always trying to kill two of us off
[22:05:58] Catman Duck: He looks like he could read right in our brain too...
[22:06:03] Catman Duck: Well, goodbye then. It was nice meeting us.
[22:06:17] Catman Duck: Wait a minute, something doesn't make sense here
[22:06:28] Catman Duck: Among other things...
[22:06:45] Catman Duck: Maybe ... one of us is a spy?
[22:06:48] Catman Duck: We are all completely seperate cognitive beings, inhabiting the hub of cognitive process, the brain, correct?
[22:06:57] Catman Duck: Correct
[22:07:04] Catman Duck: I ... think so
[22:07:16] Catman Duck: So, how can we have a cognitive process outside that which generates the cognitive process?
[22:07:28 | Edited 22:07:38] Catman Duck: A paradoxal process?
[22:07:37] Catman Duck: Quite possibly
[22:07:49] Catman Duck: I have a question ... it may be a bit late to ask, but is this brain even ours?
[22:07:55] Catman Duck: Err...
[22:08:05] Catman Duck: Oh dear
[22:08:06] Catman Duck: Does it matter?
[22:08:09] Catman Duck: The brain is us now.
[22:08:10] Catman Duck: Nope. Ours now
[22:08:13] Catman Duck: And we are the brain.
[22:08:16] Catman Duck: Well, it would explain the fellow stalking around.
[22:08:20] Catman Duck: Indeed, so we own it
[22:08:36 | Edited 22:08:47] Catman Duck: Well, if it's our cognitive processes that are flowing, then it is indeed ours.
[22:08:51] Catman Duck: That's the spirit.
[22:08:56] Catman Duck: Right. But if it isn't our brain, how did we ge... No more questions
[22:09:05] Catman Duck: We own the damn thing, lock stock and smoking barrel
[22:09:29] Catman Duck: So, who's up pizza?
[22:09:48] Catman Duck: I think we lost interest in food for now... That tooth really ached.
[22:09:57] Catman Duck: Pizza and ice cream? If we were not a brain we would be real fat.
[22:10:01] Catman Duck: Ye-eah. I suppose pizza doesn't mix with ice cream
[22:10:11] Catman Duck: Donuts?
[22:10:32] Catman Duck: Sure, why not. Not like we can get fat, being a brain and all...
[22:10:38] Catman Duck: Ideed
[22:11:11] Catman Duck: You know, if this internal trimolouge was to be published on some sort of IM program, I would pity the people reading through it
[22:11:47] Catman Duck: I mean, it might prompt their own psych to form it's own distinct flavour and hijack their own brain
[22:11:58] Catman Duck: That sounds like a brilliant idea
[22:12:01] Catman Duck: We sure are smart
[22:12:10] Catman Duck: Indeed... This will be like the Alpha code all over again
[22:12:19] Catman Duck: How did we even come up with such a deep thought?
[22:12:29 | Edited 22:12:36] Catman Duck: Right and left hemispheres, combine to make Body post this on the internet
[22:12:34] Catman Duck: We are three, but one. We are bound to think deep.
[22:12:52] Catman Duck: Who am I anyways? Left? Right?
[22:12:59] Catman Duck: I'm left.
[22:13:11 | Edited 22:13:13] Catman Duck: All I know is that I am a part of us.
[22:13:11] Catman Duck: I'm the central nervous connectives
[22:13:19] Catman Duck: So, you're right
[22:13:21] Catman Duck: Fine, I'll do it.
[22:13:27] Catman Duck: I'm glad we've got that sorted out
[22:14:05] Catman Duck: It is quite a long thought process we had here though
[22:14:12] Catman Duck: Should we use it all ?
[22:14:17] Catman Duck: Probably
[22:14:26] Catman Duck: We'll only forget otehrwise
[22:14:46] Catman Duck: Ok

Me, Jamie and Petr messing around. OLOL.

[Alex.]

[05:02:09] Elsdragon: The Howda Doode WTF Missile. It will like.. Murder you, man. Just friggin murder you. MURDER YOU. Or something. Like, a splode, man. Friggin A SPLODE. Into TINY BITS AND PIECES. It's not even THAT good/cheap, but it'll still A SPLODE YOU. I do believe it asks the question: WTF? So do not invoke the wrath of the Howda Doode WTF Missile, because you will PAY. PAY WITH COOKIES. COOKIES THAT EXPLODE IN YOUR SMALL INTESTINES. And after they explode, you will be like WTF and have left a BIG HOLE IN THE WALL. EXPLODED. AND COOKED. In an oven. OF JUSTICE. Powered by Lemmings. Lemmings that WALK OFF CLIFFS, man. And when pissed off androids begin some uprising, you will be hosed down by random laser fire from a Random Italian Guy (not Stilla Poppins), at which point you will lose the will to live and hide in a cave. ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED DECISION TO SHOOT ME. You're so STUPID! HaahaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Now.
[05:02:36] Elsdragon: You.
[05:02:44] Elsdragon: Will.
[05:02:50] Elsdragon: SPLODE.
[05:03:36] Alex: Alex spoldes.
[05:03:49] Elsdragon: ICHS that, courtsey of flak mod

[Dashiell]

[3:38:12] Chris (Kelt) says: We have over 9000 Osiris to sell
[3:38:18] aznremix416 says: really?
[3:38:20] aznremix416 says: sell me one?
[3:38:26] Chris (Kelt) says: I wonder why the Order haven't already took Sirius.
[3:38:38] Chris (Kelt) says: No seriously

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[Akura]

[19:26:25] Michael (Zelot): I have 7 inches and climbling
[19:26:38] Michael (Zelot): that sounded dirty
[19:29:27] Saint Del: Michael would be lucky to get 5 inches full stop.

(Referring to snow)


Now up to 60% on the Dirty front.

[Captain]

(Referring to snow)

*cougs* you sure there?

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[Akura]

*cougs* you sure there?

I think so...

[Captain]

[0:34:35] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): If i start talking all weird
[0:34:43] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Alchoho l affects me rather quicly
[0:34:51] shazbot111: OLOLOL
[0:34:55] shazbot111: Maik is lush
[0:35:14] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I'm smart enough to stay off skype whe n totaly drunk
[0:35:18] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): (somehow)
[0:35:28] shazbot111: Then you apparently aren't drunk enough yet
[0:35:37] Mike (Entrepreneur): 'k gelooferniksvan
[0:35:49] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): waarvan nie
[0:35:51] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): and no
[0:35:52] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I still have my sanity
[0:35:56] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): quite so infact
[0:36:01] Pilgrim: Just don't vomit to computer
[0:36:01] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): It just affects my spelling
[0:36:03] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): and thinking slightly
[0:36:04] Mike (Entrepreneur): I'm smart enough to stay off skype
[0:36:33] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): fu
[0:36:41] Pilgrim: I knew this will work!

Mike and alcohol combine not well with skype

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[Marcus Lindberg]

I added Zigeris in facebook.

[08:29:48] Daniel - Zigeris: wait
[08:29:51] Daniel - Zigeris: What the ****
[08:29:52] Daniel - Zigeris: Lindi
[08:29:56] Daniel - Zigeris: 86?
[08:29:58] Daniel - Zigeris: 1986?
[08:30:29] Daniel - Zigeris: Why was I told you're younger than me?
[08:30:34] Daniel - Zigeris: o.o
[08:32:09] Daniel - Zigeris: y'all playing me now
[08:32:12] Daniel - Zigeris: eh?
[08:33:04] Shabinaf/Lindburger: heh
[08:33:10] Shabinaf/Lindburger: nah, I did that by mistake
[08:33:17] Shabinaf/Lindburger: don't worry, I'm 15, not 22
[08:33:30] Shabinaf/Lindburger: need help believing that? look at all my other friends:P
[08:33:34] Shabinaf/Lindburger: no wait
[08:33:35] Shabinaf/Lindburger: don't
[08:33:39] Shabinaf/Lindburger: stop looking at them you freak

[Reverend Del]

[19:29:05] Dave (Akura): Gotta go to the movies with a girlie, wish me luck, and malice
[19:29:15 | Edited 19:29:22] Saint Del: Is it your sister?
[19:29:24] Dave (Akura): No, not this time
[19:29:27] Saint Del: Mother?
[19:29:28] Dave (Akura): I checked this time
[19:29:32] Saint Del: Aunt?
[19:29:34] Dave (Akura): His name is...
[19:29:34] Dave (Akura): ****!
[19:29:35] Saint Del: Cousin?
[19:29:47] Dave (Akura): Some girl from college :/
[19:29:50] Cristian (teschy): Cousin ain't -that- bad.
[19:30:06] Saint Del: And teschy's true leanings are revealed.
[19:30:11 | Edited 19:30:19] Saint Del: She better be hot, tesch
[19:30:11] Cristian (teschy): xD
[19:30:19] Dave (Akura): Not since the accident
[19:30:24] Dave (Akura): She doenst move much
[19:30:27 | Edited 19:30:37] Jes Simmons: Well hotter than the dog anyway
[19:30:28] Dave (Akura): But he works it okay

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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.

[Boss]

[11:00:06 PM | Edited 11:00:15 PM] Bossghest: Talk to the goldfish
[11:00:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): SNACmasterz
[11:00:25 PM] Bossghest: Ooh
[11:00:25 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): some kind of FL porn?
[11:00:31 PM] Bossghest: {SNAC}Goldfish
[11:00:36 PM] Bossghest: {SNAC}Cheezit
[11:00:42 PM] Bossghest: {SNAC}Ritz
[11:00:48 PM] Bossghest: {SNAC}Saltine
[11:00:51 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Rule 34 on SNACs and crackers
[11:01:04 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
[11:01:05 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): We already have Shagohad/Sprolf 34
[11:02:06 PM] Davy (Leo): OH MY GOD HOLY **** BBQSAUCE WUT?!
[11:02:10 PM] Bossghest: Oh...hey, Leo

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.