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[sovereign]

[6:55:02 PM] Chris (Sovereign): [6:54:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Never really liked Alpha Centauri
HERESY
[6:55:27 PM | Edited 6:55:34 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Chris (Sovereign) grabs a knife, throws Kaz a shower curtain, and hires a bunch of violinists to go "FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP FWEEP"
[6:55:33 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): XD
[6:56:04 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) screams and pours chocolate syrup on the ground
[6:56:08 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast peeks in
[6:56:15 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast watches bloody murder
[6:56:19 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast runs to the hills
[6:56:47 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Dear lord, honey roasted peanuts 0.0
[6:57:46 PM] Alex: 0.o
[6:57:56 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: I was afraid I had broken the combo...
[6:58:10 PM] Alex: You had.
[6:58:18 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: That's unfortunate...
[6:58:30 PM] Alex: Indeed.
[6:58:37 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Yet... Strangely delicious
[6:59:09 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Like babies.
[6:59:13 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: I'll stop being the peanut gallery now >.>
(buddum-tish)
[6:59:41 PM] Chris (Sovereign): I believe this is ICHS-worthy in the 4.84 sense of the words.
[7:00:01 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: ICHS is so one version ago
[7:00:16 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: All the cool kids are doing the context thread these days
[7:00:44 PM] Alex: >.>

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[Wolfs Ghost]

[10:01:04 PM] Chris Shake: yeah, um, Dab, Goodmen showed up, so I tried to send him out against two gaian gunboats so I wouldn't have to fire a shot myself, but they got afraid of the rest of us waiting behind to mop up the rest of him, and scattered, so I decided to keep up the friendly pretenses and wait for a better opportunity
[10:01:21 PM] Chris (Sovereign): then we started RPing with [Admin]Agmen
[10:01:35 PM] Chris (Sovereign): and eventually goodman was like "yo momma is DEAD" and Agmen pwned his ass
[10:02:11 PM] Chris Shake: wait, um, that wasn't supposed to be somewhere he could read it. Goodmen, I'm still your friend!!! <_< >_>
[10:02:12 PM] Captain Anderson: Lmfao.
[10:02:17 PM] Chris Shake::P
[10:02:22 PM] Captain Anderson: ICHS XD
[10:02:26 PM] Nero: XD
[10:02:32 PM] Chris Shake: (see what I did there?)

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[Kazinsal]

[8:43:15 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): There once was a muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert
[8:43:18 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and one evening after work, he said
[8:43:24 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I know we've been roommates for a few years
[8:43:34 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): sharing clothes and a bed and you never found it queer
[8:43:44 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): but I never told you that I'm a homosexual
[8:43:46 PM] Chris (Sovereign): "If you were gay..."
[8:43:56 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and Imma switch it up like cookie monster switch to vegetables
[8:44:02 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): you maybe find it shocking
[8:44:09 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and maybe you're stunned
[8:44:17 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): but you're like my rubber duckie, cause you're the one
[8:44:23 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and you make bathtime lots of fun
[8:44:29 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and everytime I think of you my heart goes all numb and
[8:44:41 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I think I love you bert and I believe you're not gay
[8:44:50 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): but if you say you love me back it'll surely turn today into a
[8:44:57 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): sunnnny day, keepin' the clouds away
[8:45:02 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): what do ya say?
[8:45:09 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and bert turned to ernie and said
[8:45:13 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ernie I won't front you
[8:45:20 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): just cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you

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Retired, permanently.

[Blodo]

To anyone who thinks our dev team is competent:

[12:44:15] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: wut.
[12:44:26] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: my ms3d crashes when i try to export the cruiser as a .3ds
[12:44:26] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: <_<
[12:45:00] Sungi says: export it as jpg
[12:45:06] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: even crashes when i export as obj
[12:45:09] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: stfu sungi.
[12:45:11] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: -_-
[12:45:21] Sungi says: try bmp?
[12:46:24] Blodo says: sungi (rofl)
[12:46:30] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: blodo
[12:46:34] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: the model is again off center
[12:46:39] Blodo says: yeah that figures:D
[12:46:47] Sungi says: try <center>model</center>
[12:46:56] *** Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh ejected and banned Sungi from this chat
***
[12:46:58] Gurjiv (Frozen) Singh says: -_-

Yet another day at work:D

[Alex.]

[20:46:25] David: like the phail logo I made for Republican Shipping?"
[20:46:53] Tazuras: ha ha, oh yeah
[20:47:00] David: that hurts
[20:47:05] David: I spent 6 hours on that thing
[20:47:07] David: labor of love
[20:47:09] David: and you diss it
[20:47:14] David: we are no longer butt buddies

[Boss]

[4:55:02 PM] Sara O'Connel: I just keep an eye out, watch, listen, obsrv carr443
[4:55:17 PM] Sara O'Connel: my '3' ky is stuck.
[4:55:24 PM] Sara O'Connel: k3y*
[4:55:26 PM] Squee!: Odd, that looks like a four
[4:56:00 PM] Sara O'Connel: No, my ... th3 l3tt3r '3'
[4:56:19 PM] Squee!: Yes, I see that
[4:56:30 PM] Squee!: You may copy some of mine
[4:56:32 PM] Squee!: e
[4:56:32 PM] Squee!: e
[4:56:33 PM] Squee!: e
[4:56:33 PM] Squee!: e
[4:56:33 PM] Squee!: e
[4:56:33 PM] Squee!: e
[4:56:41 PM] Sara O'Connel: ggggh,
[4:56:43 PM] Sara O'Connel: ...

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[Kazinsal]

[7:25:06 PM] Dave (Akura): Akuji is a ****ing ghost, tacticical genius, ace in combat
[7:25:12 PM] Dave (Akura): But no one knows **** about him
[7:25:26 PM] Dave (Akura): Friday and Husker know his big secret
[7:25:36 PM] Chase Mathews (Idaho/Chiba/Carcass/Jaeriko): He's on drugs?
[7:25:41 PM] Chase Mathews (Idaho/Chiba/Carcass/Jaeriko): He is mentally ill?
[7:25:45 PM] Chase Mathews (Idaho/Chiba/Carcass/Jaeriko): Just to name a few.
[7:26:00 PM] Dave (Akura): He has a few Hogoshan tattoos
[7:26:02 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) (Alexial): He eats puppies?
[7:26:03 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): He's a woman in a man's body?
[7:26:10 PM] Emily Stauffer (Elrainn) (Alexial): Kazi wins
[7:26:17 PM] Dave (Akura): No..
[7:26:19 PM] Dave (Akura): Not really
[7:26:26 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): XD

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Retired, permanently.

[Shagohad]

[11:01:47 PM] Carl: He has been recruited by the star league to defend the frontier against Xur and the Koh'dan armada...


[12:00:57 AM] Kat: The best erotic thing I've seen was my friend in a drunken stupor
[12:01:02 AM] Kat: I convinced her to write erotica
[12:01:12 AM] Kat: and after much effort to decypher the jibberish
[12:01:25 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): Erotica?
[12:01:28 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): I like that.
[12:01:28 AM] Kat: it ended up being these two girls stripping each other naked and getting attacked by bees.
[12:01:39 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): ....
[12:01:42 AM] Kat: Not sexually.
[12:01:47 AM] Kat: They just get attacked by bees.
[12:01:57 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): ._.
[12:02:03 AM] Kat: I laughed for like five minutes.
[12:02:06 AM] Kat: let me find it
[12:02:41 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): KK...
[12:03:00 AM] Kat: Well
[12:03:05 AM] Kat: I found the first line anyway
[12:03:34 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): >.>
[12:03:38 AM] Kat: yuakri dna emdadi statnerd taearing off each other scltohas and thnad BEEEEEEESS came
[12:03:41 AM] Kat: I had to count the Es.
[12:03:56 AM] Kat: Is that hot or what?
[12:04:02 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): I came.
[12:04:05 AM] Kat: I told you
[12:04:31 AM] Kat: and then someone made this
[12:04:33 AM] Kat: out of it
[12:04:35 AM] Kat: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3733778
[12:04:38 AM] Kat: blew my ****ing mind.
[12:05:46 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): I dropped my joint.
[12:05:55 AM] Kat: So you dropped your monitor then
[12:05:56 AM] Jacob (Shagohad): And I am laughing so hard.
[12:06:26 AM] Kat: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
Jacob (Shagohad)

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Blackstarr]

[2:26:54 PM] Soul Reaper: can I like..haz..like..
[2:26:57 PM] Soul Reaper: powerz
[2:26:58 PM] Soul Reaper: ?
[2:27:06 PM] Beagle: how i gief
[2:27:09 PM] Soul Reaper: so I can like...like..
[2:27:11 PM] Soul Reaper: erm..
[2:27:21 PM] Soul Reaper: uhhh
[2:27:48 PM] Beagle: /gief repur power
[2:27:52 PM] Soul Reaper: lawl
[2:27:55 PM] Soul Reaper: write that
[2:28:21 PM] Beagle: poiwwerz for wut
[2:28:37 PM] Soul Reaper: well...powerz over da channel
[2:28:43 PM] Beagle: but i havez de tpoewrs
[2:28:55 PM] Beagle: dw im good president kk
[2:28:56 PM] Beagle: k? k
[2:29:05 PM] Soul Reaper: -.^
[2:29:10 PM] Soul Reaper: but u r not alwayz here..
[2:29:21 PM] Soul Reaper: and...peeple might insult eachother...or..somethingz might happen !
[2:29:31 PM] Soul Reaper: I nevar sleep on friday, saturday, sunday anyway
[2:29:32 PM] Soul Reaper::P
[2:29:37 PM] Beagle: IM ALWAYS HERE
[2:29:38 PM] Soul Reaper: plus, WE made da chat !
[2:29:39 PM] Beagle: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2:29:47 PM] Soul Reaper: pl0x
[2:29:49 PM] Soul Reaper: powerz !
[2:29:55 PM] Beagle: ok but i maek u traed
[2:30:06 PM] Soul Reaper: traed ?
[2:30:09 PM] Beagle: traed
[2:30:21 PM] Beagle: you can be my caht deputy
[2:30:21 PM] Soul Reaper: lolwut ?
[2:30:22 PM] Beagle: but in exchange
[2:30:31 PM] Beagle: you must finish a quest for me
[2:30:36 PM] Soul Reaper: -.^
[2:30:39 PM] Soul Reaper: wut r da quest ?
[2:30:46 PM] Beagle: it is long and arduous
[2:30:52 PM] Beagle: full of trials to prove your worth
[2:31:03 PM | Edited 2:31:10 PM] Soul Reaper: arduous..is that like...bad ?
[2:31:12 PM] Beagle: the worst
[2:31:16 PM] Soul Reaper: amgad ! :O
[2:33:51 PM] Soul Reaper: king..whats my quest fer powerz ?
[2:34:24 PM] Beagle: it is a quest that will test the edges and limits of your bravery, skill and sanity
[2:35:14 PM] Beagle: you see, already the quest is wreaking havoc upon your mind
[2:35:41 PM] Beagle: very well
[2:35:43 PM] Beagle: are you ready?
[2:36:06 PM] Soul Reaper: yup
[2:36:19 PM] Beagle: are you sure? this quest is not for the faint of heart
[2:36:27 PM] Soul Reaper: I dont have a heart
[2:36:32 PM] Beagle: faint of mind
[2:36:38 PM] Soul Reaper: dont have a brain
[2:36:42 PM] Beagle: faint of faint
[2:36:49 PM] Soul Reaper: no such thing
[2:36:59 PM] Beagle: VERY WELL
[2:37:03 PM] Beagle: ARE YOU READY, SOUL REAPER?
[2:37:03 PM] Soul Reaper: lol
[2:37:12 PM] Soul Reaper: (nod)
[2:37:25 PM] Beagle: YOU MUST VENTURE FORTH AND BRING ME
[2:37:28 PM] Beagle: MAGMA HAMMERS
[2:37:32 PM] Beagle: (y)
[2:38:00 PM] Soul Reaper: lol
[2:38:28 PM] Soul Reaper: and my reward will be chat powerz ?
[2:38:54 PM] Beagle: CHAT POWERS FOR THE REST OF TIME

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[lw'nafh]

[4:29:37 PM] Sprolf: Look.
[4:30:11 PM] Sprolf: If someone comes out and says in their intro post that they're a "nymphomanic bisexual female," that's a pretty good hint that they're a sick potato in a basement.
[4:30:20 PM] Ben (Kanga the Invisible Pink Dinorawr): Yeah.
[4:30:27 PM] Ben (Kanga the Invisible Pink Dinorawr): Hey Sprolf.
[4:30:34 PM] Ben (Kanga the Invisible Pink Dinorawr): I'm a nymphomanic bisexual chick.
[4:30:36 PM] Sprolf: Hmm?
[4:30:44 PM] Sprolf: YOU SICK GREEN POTATO
[4:30:47 PM] Ben (Kanga the Invisible Pink Dinorawr): Har.
[4:30:49 PM] Sprolf: CAST OFF OF POTATO CHIP STOCK
[4:30:52 PM] Sprolf: YOU COULDN'T BE A CHIP.
[4:30:55 PM] Sprolf: You're just a flake.
[4:30:57 PM] Ben (Kanga the Invisible Pink Dinorawr): ICHS.
[4:31:01 PM] ?eceptikut: I'm a nymphomanic hetrosexual male...
[4:31:10 PM] Ben (Kanga the Invisible Pink Dinorawr): Q_Q
[4:31:20 PM] Sprolf: wat
[4:31:39 PM] ?eceptikut: ?eceptikut winks at the crowd.

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