I can haz skype

[lw'nafh]

[10:16:05 AM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs): .__.

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[schlurbi]

What he means is that.

[02:16:02] Gay Dino: .__.

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Dab]

[9:32:11 PM] Captain Anderson says: Dab
[9:32:17 PM] Captain Anderson says: If I open a poptart package...
[9:32:22 PM] Captain Anderson says: and it says "Join Kiretsu"
[9:32:25 PM] Captain Anderson says: I'm crying.

EDIT:
[9:37:16 PM] Captain Anderson says: You are probably going to put that into ICHS.
[9:37:26 PM] Dabbykins says: ._.
[9:37:28 PM] Dabbykins says: Already did..

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[Kazinsal]

[7:21:01 PM] Josh: WHAT IS THE POINT
[7:21:05 PM] Josh: OF EASTER
[7:21:07 PM] Josh: LILIES.
[7:21:13 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Easter lillies?
[7:21:19 PM] Josh: i'm sitting at my kitchen table right now
[7:21:25 PM | Edited 7:21:26 PM] Josh: attempting to enjoy a bowl of raisin bran
[7:21:35 PM] Josh: all I can do is see, smell, and taste easter lily stench!
[7:22:02 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): They were specially grown just for this holiday to piss off the eaters of raisin bran.
[7:22:09 PM] Josh: Fffff
[7:22:11 PM] Josh: those commies
[7:22:15 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): loool

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Retired, permanently.

[Not Espi]

Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): why can't I have gardens on my cruiser?
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): you hate flowers or something?
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): you got something against trees is it?
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): well you DO know trees are the only reason your alive atm right?
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): Yeah
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): plant ftw
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): >.>
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): bastard
MLJ (Le?n): <.<
MLJ (Le?n): >.>
MLJ (Le?n): -.-
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: no ... that would be a vagina, actually
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: i come from a muff:D
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: where do you come from?
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): the vagina won't live without plants either
MLJ (Le?n): natural fuel
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): (y)
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: yeah but the plants have vaginas too
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: sort of
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): no
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): they dont >.<
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: oh noe?
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): no
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: well wtf is this?
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: http://beehivehairdresser.com/wp-content/u...y-on-a-tree.jpg
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk::D
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: okay thats an anus
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: but it proves a point
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): no
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: i bet that if you would walk around the tree you would see a vagina there
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk::P
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): that's what happens when espi finds out plants don't have a vag, he makes one
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: i can has my knife to make this tree lose its virginity plox?
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk::P
Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): xD
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: you laugh at our love now, but you will be thankful when momma tree spawns a few bushes
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: that way you get to have more oxygen
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: wait ... robot
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: meh
Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: Martin 'Vlko' Vlk screws the tree anyway

[Stygian]

[8:42:01 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Command chat is for Deputy Chiefs and Chief
[8:42:10 PM] Zachary (Zapp): yeah, people are saying its in 2 weeks.
[8:42:26 PM] Hack: Its where we make fun of....errrr. make important decisions
[8:42:35 PM] Seymore Justice: I know, but it would be interesting to gain insight in how higher ups think
[8:42:42 PM] Hack: uh....
[8:42:42 PM] Zachary (Zapp): but no, seriously, we just sit around laughing at the Xeno, Hacker, and Rogue command chats
[8:42:49 PM] Hack: that could scar you for life
[8:42:58 PM] Zachary (Zapp): and the LSF one
[8:43:07 PM] Zachary (Zapp): too many office parties in the LSF, if you catch my meaning
[8:43:15 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Zachary (Zapp) coughillegitimatepregnanciescough
[8:44:30 PM] Seymore Justice: i'm in the LN chat, and I swear I can't understand a thing they are talking about
[8:44:43 PM] Hack: Oh my...
[8:45:05 PM] Hack: you would think the LSF would have some ultra high sophisticaed condoms or some such
[8:45:58 PM] Seymore Justice: doesn't sound as if I'm missing much quality info then
[8:46:24 PM] Zachary (Zapp): LOL

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[Cawdor]

Powered by the QCP:

'Why they shook him so hard he dropped his milk money' "Hey!" 'He protested' "I don't like your ilk! How will i grow strong if i don't drink my milk?!" 'But they didn't care, they had acomplished their goal, so they took Mwerte and stuck his head in a hole! Than they ran off with his credits, every last nickle and yelled back as they left' "Cya around silly Piggy!" to which Mwerte replied angrilly' "I'm a Hogosha"

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[Kazinsal]

[12:11:04 AM] Davy (Leo): You don't load a shutgun like that.
[12:11:08 AM] Davy (Leo): Noob.
[12:11:10 AM] Davy (Leo): Davy (Leo) fires.
[12:11:35 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): Aaron (Boss, Squee) goes all Matrix-y
[12:11:35 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) activates bullet-time and moves out of the way
[12:11:46 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): Aaron (Boss, Squee) shoves Kaz in the path of the shot
[12:11:54 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) trips Boss in midair
[12:12:01 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): Aaron (Boss, Squee) kicks Kaz in the nuts
[12:12:17 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) knees Boss in the face
[12:12:25 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): Aaron (Boss, Squee) stabs Kaz in the face
[12:12:40 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) drops out of bullet time
[12:12:55 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): Aaron (Boss, Squee) is amused, and just sort of hovers there
[12:13:30 AM] Zukeenee: Zukeenee throws a cat at Bossman
[12:13:44 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): CURSES
[12:13:47 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): FOILED
[12:13:56 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): DELIOF
[12:13:59 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): SESRUC
[12:13:59 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ICHS
[12:14:07 AM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): SHCI

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Retired, permanently.

[Leo]

[4:14:51 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): CURSES
[4:14:54 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): FOILED
[4:15:03 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): DELIOF
[4:15:05 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ICHS
[4:15:06 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): SESRUC
[4:15:14 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): SHCI
[4:15:45 PM] Zukeenee: EREHT DID UOY TAHW ESS I
[4:16:06 PM | Edited 4:16:08 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): shutgunFail.
[4:16:14 PM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: ?won ,uoy did hO
[4:16:22 PM] Davy (Leo): lol
[4:16:27 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Oh, you ****er.
[4:16:40 PM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: .rekcuf uoy ,hO
[4:17:03 PM] Davy (Leo): rofl.
[4:17:15 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) goes to forum namechange to Lasnizak
[4:17:35 PM] Davy (Leo): That looks like that eye sight surgery.
[4:17:36 PM] Davy (Leo): rofl.
[4:17:45 PM] Davy (Leo): That's the first thing I thought.
[4:17:57 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ahhh bastard
[4:18:04 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I'm going to kill you.
[4:18:14 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Change it back to Aaron (Boss/Squee)
[4:18:15 PM] kazinsaL: kazinsaL ot egnahceman murof ot seog (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT
[4:18:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): NAU
[4:18:17 PM] Davy (Leo): Dude, you know what we should do? Invite a ton of people together, all of us have the same name on Skype, and start spamming them.
[4:18:18 PM] Davy (Leo): lol
[4:18:32 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): We did that with Xelgion once
[4:18:34 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): it was rofl
[4:18:46 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): There were at least 5 Xelgions in one chat
[4:18:50 PM] kazinsaL: lfor saw ti
[4:18:59 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): STOP THAT BOSS
[4:19:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): IT'S ANNOYING NOW.
[4:19:15 PM | Edited 4:19:22 PM] Zukeenee: WON GNIYONNA S'TI
[4:19:26 PM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: tahc eno ni snoigleX 5 tsael ta erew erehT
[4:19:35 PM] Davy (Leo): rofl
[4:19:51 PM] Davy (Leo): I'm laughing so hard I seriously have to pee now.
[4:20:05 PM] Zukeenee: Wait, did Bawss change his name?
[4:20:18 PM] Davy (Leo): Boss is Kaz's name backwards.
[4:20:28 PM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: There were at least 5 Xelgions in one chat
[4:19 PM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT:

<<< tahc eno ni snoigleX 5 tsael ta erew erehT
[4:20:56 PM | Edited 4:20:57 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) bows to the Boss-man in an effort to get his uniquity back
[4:21:45 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): And with that, I think I'll go to bed.
[4:21:46 PM] kcab: kcab ytiuqinu sih teg ot troffe na ni nam-ssoB eht ot swob (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT
[4:21:47 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Night folks.
[4:21:52 PM] Davy (Leo): rofl night Kaz.
[4:22:10 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Someone should change their name to (oeL) yvaD
[4:22:19 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ... like that.
[4:22:26 PM] (oeL) yvaD: .zaK thgin lfor
[4:22:33 PM] *** Davy (Leo) ejected (oeL) yvaD from this conversation. ***

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You fear oblivion. Yet you forget. The universe remembers every atom of your being. Even dust hums your name in the dark.
Starlight Research Consortium | The Banished Legion | Astral

[Boss]

Tired + bored = bad

[12:16:27 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Oh, you ****er.
[12:16:39 AM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: .rekcuf uoy ,hO
[12:17:04 AM] Davy (Leo): rofl.
[12:17:15 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) goes to forum namechange to Lasnizak
[12:17:36 AM] Davy (Leo): That looks like that eye sight surgery.
[12:17:37 AM] Davy (Leo): rofl.
[12:17:46 AM] Davy (Leo): That's the first thing I thought.
[12:17:57 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ahhh bastard
[12:18:04 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I'm going to kill you.
[12:18:14 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Change it back to Aaron (Boss/Squee)
[12:18:15 AM] kazinsaL: kazinsaL ot egnahceman murof ot seog (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT
[12:18:17 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): NAU
[12:18:17 AM] Davy (Leo): Dude, you know what we should do? Invite a ton of people together, all of us have the same name on Skype, and start spamming them.
[12:18:19 AM] Davy (Leo): lol
[12:18:32 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): We did that with Xelgion once
[12:18:34 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): it was rofl
[12:18:46 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): There were at least 5 Xelgions in one chat
[12:18:50 AM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: lfor saw ti
[12:18:59 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): STOP THAT BOSS
[12:19:01 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): IT'S ANNOYING NOW.
[12:19:15 AM | Edited 12:19:22 AM] Zukeenee: WON GNIYONNA S'TI
[12:19:26 AM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: tahc eno ni snoigleX 5 tsael ta erew erehT
[12:19:35 AM] Davy (Leo): rofl
[12:19:51 AM] Davy (Leo): I'm laughing so hard I seriously have to pee now.
[12:20:05 AM] Zukeenee: Wait, did Bawss change his name?
[12:20:18 AM] Davy (Leo): Boss is Kaz's name backwards.
[12:20:27 AM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT: There were at least 5 Xelgions in one chat
[12:19 AM] (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT:

<<< tahc eno ni snoigleX 5 tsael ta erew erehT
[12:20:56 AM | Edited 12:20:57 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) bows to the Boss-man in an effort to get his uniquity back
[12:21:45 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): And with that, I think I'll go to bed.
[12:21:45 AM] kcab: kcab ytiuqinu sih teg ot troffe na ni nam-ssoB eht ot swob (lasnizaK) nitraM yorT
[12:21:47 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Night folks.
[12:21:53 AM] Davy (Leo): rofl night Kaz.
[12:22:10 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Someone should change their name to (oeL) yvaD
[12:22:19 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ... like that.
[12:22:26 AM] (oeL) yvaD: .zaK thgin lfor
[12:22:38 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Pwn't.
[12:22:38 AM] Davy (Leo): Woops.
[12:22:42 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ICHS that.
[12:22:43 AM] (oeL) yvaD: .spooW
[12:23:01 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) disappears

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.