I can haz skype

[Dusty Lens]

*activates his plasma stream*

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[Sarawr!?]

*catches it*

O BBY

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[LN] Recruitment | Rachel Baker Bio

[Alex.]

[03:24:23] Shazbot: GENTLEMEN!
[03:24:24] Shazbot: LISTEN!
[03:24:53] Shazbot: Synth Foods will fund its own, trendy version of the Gaians
[03:25:03] Alex: Oh no
[03:25:05] Shazbot: They will help Synth Foods appear more eco-friendly
[03:25:18] Shazbot: So the LWB, AFA, and hippies can settle the deuce down
[03:25:34] Shazbot: This faction will be called the Guerilla Gardeners
[03:25:37] Shazbot: MAKE IT SO.
[03:31:21] Aaron: Our logo is a monkey mowing the lawn.
[03:31:26] Shazbot: Yes
[03:31:33] Aaron: GURILLA GARDENING
[03:32:38] Shazbot: GG's ultimate goals will be to bring a Fiat dealership to Planet Pittsburgh, turn Leeds into a place with four-star accomodations, and gentrify the neighborhoods in Nuremburg.
[03:33:11 | Edited 03:33:17] Aaron: We should probably be at war with planet primus, they're all a bunch of corporate apes >.>
[03:33:55] Shazbot: http://www.frankcasey.co.nz/images/suit_metro_00.jpg
[03:33:58] Shazbot: Time to put on your monkey suit
[03:34:24] Aaron: http://cynicalscribble.files.wordpress.com.../07/gorilla.jpg
[03:34:27] Aaron: this is my monkey suit.

Typical Synth Foods chat...

[teschy]

ENGAGING 8=======D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[gafiaiiu]

[3:11:54 AM | Edited 3:11:56 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Geez, do we have to make specific factions for each base we have to be able to have some good roleplay?
[3:12:14 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: I'ma go make the [Invergordon] Junkers, k ?
[3:12:24 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: And make death threats to the congress OLOLOL
[3:12:44 AM] Feartrue: I'd join ya, and make a substitute Beaumont| junker faction
[3:12:55 AM] Feartrue: gettit
[3:13:01 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Hurr hurr
[3:13:02 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: No
[3:13:03 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast::P
[3:13:21 AM] ggngunner: Oh oh
[3:13:33 AM] ggngunner: |Vieques will be mah group.
[3:13:41 AM] ggngunner: Cause y'know
[3:13:56 AM] ggngunner: I'm completely ignoring the fact that The congress OWNS PR
[3:14:00 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: My Invergordon Junkers could kick your Vieques Junkers ass.
[3:14:11 AM] ggngunner: olol
[3:14:22 AM] ggngunner: srsly though, stop caring so much, and take it easy.
[3:14:23 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: JOO DUN OLOL ME!
[3:14:27 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: DIS MEENZ WAR!
[3:15:21 AM] Feartrue: we could have the =Rochester=, [Trafalgar], Beaumont|, [Y.A.W], |Vieques, [Invergordon], -ThunderBayDepot-, (Kreuzberg), ;Carolina;, :Culebra: <Arecibo> and all them gallic bases
[3:15:37 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Yus
[3:15:54 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: And then we could start wars amongst each other due to our completelly ****ing unrelated RPs
[3:16:05 AM] Feartrue: yeah
[3:16:10 AM] Feartrue: mass-CSV spam
[3:16:13 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: I'll make the Invergordon Junkers neo-creacionists, k ?
[3:16:25 AM] ggngunner: Twould be completely amusing to ICHS this.
[3:16:43 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Very amusing , yes. And very flamable
[3:16:43 AM] Feartrue: I'll get the facist Beaumonters to kick some Kreuzberger butt
[3:17:09 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Y A Ws can be nomad worshipers, no ?
[3:17:33 AM] Feartrue: sure
[3:17:39 AM] Feartrue: with nomnom blasters/cannons
[3:17:59 AM | Edited 3:18:02 AM] Feartrue: let's put all the RP on the server and mash it into junker factions
[3:18:07 AM] Feartrue: Coalition junkers ftw
[3:18:13 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: OMFG
[3:18:14 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: THAT
[3:18:23 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Bornholm Junkers are actually Coalition
[3:18:31 AM] Feartrue: ONOEZ
[3:18:37 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: dun Dun DUUUUUN
[3:18:53 AM] Feartrue: PIRAT F6
[3:19:06 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: F6 ?
[3:19:23 AM] ggngunner: McNeo's siggeh
[3:19:49 AM] Feartrue: hehe
[3:19:54 AM] Feartrue: good guess, gunner
[3:20:30 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: lul
[3:21:05 AM] ggngunner: Can I ICHS?
[3:21:12 AM] Feartrue: noes
[3:21:17 AM] Feartrue: but ya will, I just know it
[3:21:26 AM] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Yus pl0x
[3:21:43 AM] ggngunner: Since AJ said to.

Feartrue and AJ are the Congress'es two main spammers in the chat. Just makin funnehs bout the whole stations things.

[Dab]

[9:41:18 PM] Jes Simmons says: Just posting a "hi"
[9:41:31 PM] Jes Simmons says: As we like to do ...
[9:48:49 PM] Dabbykins says: Wut?
[9:58:57 PM] Dietersmeep says: huh?
[9:59:09 PM] Jes Simmons says: Duh ?


What happens in <strike>Vegas</strike> Moderator chats.

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[n00bl3t]

[2:46:07 PM] Steven: hey you know I hear New Zealand has sheep...
[2:46:35 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: They certainly do.
[2:46:42 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: I come from Australia though.
[2:46:49 PM] Steven: oh yeah?
[2:46:58 PM] Steven: can I stereotype you?
[2:47:02 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Yes, you may.
[2:47:05 PM] Steven: put another shrimp on the barbie!
[2:47:22 PM] Steven: Steven hands a shrimp to n00bl3t
[2:47:26 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: I would, but I have to ride the 'roo down to the bottle-o to get a stubbie, mate.
[2:47:44 PM] Steven: crikey
[2:48:09 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: That was possibly the only statement that could have upped my previous statement.
[2:48:11 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Well done.
[2:48:17 PM] Steven: thx

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[Neronian]

[11:07:45 PM] Nero (Neronian): Blair you are now a part of our Du-... Trinity.
[11:07:51 PM] Nero (Neronian): OFFICIALLY.
[11:08:03 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Trinity?
[11:08:05 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): <_<
[11:08:09 PM] Nero (Neronian): :|O
[11:08:09 PM] crowtbrobot: Woo.
[11:08:13 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Trio
[11:08:15 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): >_>
[11:08:17 PM] Nero (Neronian): Trifecta?
[11:08:23 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Tribark
[11:08:32 PM] Nero (Neronian): Triseptic?
[11:08:37 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Triangle
[11:08:43 PM] crowtbrobot: Trio?
[11:08:46 PM] Nero (Neronian): Trussel.
[11:08:50 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Ruffle
[11:08:53 PM] Nero (Neronian): Duffle.
[11:08:56 PM] crowtbrobot: Fluffle.
[11:08:57 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Muffle
[11:09:03 PM] Nero (Neronian): Juggle.
[11:09:07 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Smuggle
[11:09:11 PM] Nero (Neronian): Huggle.
[11:09:12 PM] Nero (Neronian): XD
[11:09:15 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Cuddle!
[11:09:15 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): XDD
[11:09:30 PM] Nero (Neronian): That's enough.
[11:09:32 PM] crowtbrobot: Hudd-
[11:09:32 PM] crowtbrobot: Aw.
[11:09:36 PM] Nero (Neronian): This isn't Gaylancer.

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&quot;The pen is mightier than the sword.&quot; -Edward Bulwer-Lytton.
&quot;Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons.&quot; -General Douglas MacArthur

[Oldum]

[20:55:53] Alex: Mah ROFLCOPTEH goes ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL.
[20:56:04] M?t? - Oldum::D
[20:56:21] M?t? - Oldum: M?t? - Oldum gets an ARC gun and aims on the copter ...
[20:56:47] M?t? - Oldum: ((ARC - Anti RolfCopter))
[20:57:07] Alex: Alex flies ROFLCOPTEH out of the way, screaming "ONOEZ! ROFLROFL!".
[21:00:24] M?t? - Oldum: M?t? - Oldum launches a LOLSHIP after your ROFLCOPTEH
[21:00:43] Alex: Alex launches 'LMAOPLANE'.
[21:09:51] M?t? - Oldum: M?t? - Oldum answers with an OMFGMARINE
[21:11:09] Alex: Alex pwns LOLSHIP and OMFGMARINE with his LMAOPLANE, completely unharmed.
[21:12:38] M?t? - Oldum: M?t? - Oldum shoots the LMAOPLANE and the ROLFCOPTEH with his ARC&ALP GUNS !
[21:12:45] M?t? - Oldum: M?t? - Oldum wins
[21:13:20] Alex: Alex evades fire, and quickly takes out all of Oldum's forces.
[21:14:01] M?t? - Oldum: M?t? - Oldum LOLs on Alex as he struggles trying to take his ARCALP guns out ...
[21:14:23] Alex: Alex finnishes off Oldum.
[21:16:11] M?t? - Oldum: M?t? - Oldum retreats and starts building his LOLSHIPS , OMFGMARINES and ARC&ALP GUNS !!!



just wanted to show this epic battle to the world ^^

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The mother of all typos in such a delicate situation.

[20:51:29 | 20:52:22] Alex: And it wasn't even pubically usable

Obviously you can't use phpBB like a sex toy. Ghod! How many times. . .

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Additional Failures

Stupid typing errors... It was only an extra 'al' in the word. -_-

Actually, there was a missing "L".

Stupid typing errors... It was only an extra 'l' in the word. -_-

Actually, there was one "L" too few.

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Alex.

Discuss.

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