Operation Dead Deer

[schlurbi]

A'right Guys, 's ya all know we got Sylpheed back recently. *coughs* 'n ya dun' know what he told me. He said he's havin' lot'sa Nuclear *coughs* Warhads somewhere lyin' 'round. 'n he woulda gladly use those fo' the Red Deer Stat'n. Sound good dun' it? Sylpheed said somethin' 'bout Nuclear Stuff'n Slaves, somethin' like lettin' the Slaves flyin' inta the Stat'n with all those Nuclear Devices. *coughs* So what we're needin' a' lot'sa Slaves which a'ready the Outcast're preparin' fo' us, more Nuclear Devices'n a whole load of Bactrians. *coughs* I'm prob'bly goin' to ask the Mollys fo' some Nukes, maybe 'ven the 'sairs, needa know what Sylpheed says 'bout that.

So this's the Plan *coughs* We'll stuff the Slaves with the Nukes inta the Bactrians'n send 'em to Red Deer. We'll need lot'sa Bactrians, not 'very Ship'll arrive 't the Stat'n'n blow up. 'n of course we'll need to get those Slaves inta the right Mood *coughs* They needa know that if they refuse to blow up the crap that they'll die a long painful Death by Sylpheed himself. *coughs* What I want from ya would be muggin' some Freightahs, catchin' the Crew'n bring 'em to Nivaht'n. We coulda safe a few Quids doin' it that way. I'm outta here.

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