I can haz skype

[jammi]

[00:24:31] Jamie: I think I've just discovered my new favorite Bowex/Andrew Maloney convoy similey.
[00:25:14] Jamie:
Bowex)Bramall: My one primary issue with Port Jackson is those vermin Corsairs
Bowex)Bramall: Honestly, jump through from Dublin and they pounce on you like a crowd of lepers on a messiah.
[00:25:37] Alvin Katz (Commissar): hahahaha
[00:25:41] Alvin Katz (Commissar): :: chuckles ::
[00:25:42] Alvin Katz (Commissar): funny
[00:25:56] Jamie: There's some more Corsair insults as well.
[00:26:18] Jamie:
Bowex)Snetterton: Heh heh. I like it. A few crates of light arms wouldn't hurt either.
Bowex)Bramall: Quite so. Wild beasts are quite the problem out there.
Bowex)Bramall: The animals can be a nuisance as well.
Bowex)Keynes: Or the tree huggers protecting them, sometimes.
Bowex)Snetterton: Wild animals. Euphamism for Corsairs...I like that.
Bowex)Snetterton: Oh, reall animals. Well, six of one, half-dozen of the other.
[00:27:53] Jamie: Hey Alvin, those Bowex things you can see... That's one of our more lucid convoys.
[00:28:10] Jamie: Usually they run amok across the conciousness and take up a flavour all of their own.
[00:28:32] Alvin Katz (Commissar): lol
[00:28:34] Alvin Katz (Commissar): you bowex
[00:28:38] Alvin Katz (Commissar): always drunk or high
[00:28:39] Alvin Katz (Commissar)::P
[00:28:42] Jamie: Not at all.
[00:28:45] Jamie: We're British.
[00:28:48] Jamie: Ergo ecentric.
[00:29:01] Alvin Katz (Commissar): hah
[00:29:13] Alvin Katz (Commissar): Gin-sossed
[00:29:14] Jamie: Maloney, the ADO is a nutter.
[00:29:25] Jamie: And yes, quite probably gin-sossed.
[00:29:37] Jamie: As a matter of a fact, Maloney is secretly glad Glasgow fell.
[00:30:16] Jamie: Because shortly before the civilians were evacuated from the station, he was responsible for an incident that released a large number of rabid badgers into the ventilation system by mistake.
[00:30:32] Jamie: So now they have the capacity to resurface anywhere on the station, at any point.
[00:30:35] Jacob(Shagohad): ._.
[00:31:09] Jacob(Shagohad): Not as bad as when a crew-member of the Belisarius got into Ryder's personal weed stash, smoked himself stupid, then blew up the port engine.
[00:31:30] Jamie: I don't know about that. Rabid badgers...
[00:31:40] Alvin Katz (Commissar): HAHAHAHA
[00:31:42] Jamie: There's actually a gag order on the word badger now.
[00:31:46] Alvin Katz (Commissar): I HEARD of the Rabid Badgers
[00:31:49] Jamie: Any corporate employee who says it can be fined.
[00:31:51] Alvin Katz (Commissar): Samura goes off on them all the time
[00:32:10] Jamie: Well, now you have an explanation.
[00:32:27] Jamie: Just be glad your CEO isn't whoring himself to the Emperor to get dibs on captured stations.:P
[00:32:53] Alvin Katz (Commissar): no we don't want Bretonian stuff
[00:33:03] Alvin Katz (Commissar): it smells like rancid tea


Yes, a disturbing glimpse into the day-to-day running of Borderworld Exports.

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[Mounteblanc]

[8:03:03 PM] Bobthemanofsteel: Pants cancer? :S
[8:03:23 PM] Kiori: yes pants cancer:D
[8:03:46 PM] Kiori: your pants can not stop mitosis
[8:03:52 PM] Gauss 3.2: Testicular cancer may result in loss of balls.
[8:03:56 PM] Gauss 3.2: Wait, what?
[8:04:14 PM] Gauss 3.2: Mitosis shouldn't be happening in your pants.

[Barrier]

[01/23/10] Ilya (Crucial): did anybody see Beck's 'Sister'?
[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2: I demand links.
[01/23/10] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): no
[01/23/10] Ilya (Crucial): hah, hang on
[01/23/10] Alex: [03:54:12] Ilya (Crucial): did anybody see Beck's 'Sister'?
<<< I saw him
[01/23/10] Alex: I lol'd
[01/23/10] Kiori: ? this is really confusing, i left for 5 minuts and this happens......?
[01/23/10] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): hai
[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2: Yeah, it happens.
[01/23/10] Alex: We are a confusing bunch (party)
[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2: .D
[01/23/10] Bobthemanofsteel: It's even worse when you've been paying slight attention.
[01/23/10] Kiori: you all are a strange bunch
[01/23/10] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): Hai

[Useless Spam]

[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2: We're still waiting for the pics of Beck's 'sister'.

[Useless Spam]

[01/23/10] Ilya (Crucial): http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n206/co...hick-ugly-1.jpg
[01/23/10] Ilya (Crucial): Beck's 'Sister'
[01/23/10] Kiori: oh dear god.....
[01/23/10] Bobthemanofsteel: Oooh, yummy.
[01/23/10] Kiori: i looked at the picture, sheild my eyes
[01/23/10] Ilya (Crucial): didn't that make you go D:
[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2 has his eyes burnt out.
[01/23/10] Bobthemanofsteel: I've got this funny feeling in my pants and I think it might be love!
[01/23/10] Kiori: no it made me go (puke)
[01/23/10] Ilya (Crucial): where's watteh when you need him?
[01/23/10] Kiori: no its not love its cancer
[01/23/10] Bobthemanofsteel: Pants cancer? :S
[01/23/10] Kiori: yes pants cancer:D
[01/23/10] Kiori: your pants can not stop mitosis
[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2: Testicular cancer may result in loss of balls.
[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2: Wait, what?
[01/23/10] Gauss 3.2: Mitosis shouldn't be happening in your pants.


Consortium spam chat. That is -without- Watsas interfering XD

[Marcus Lindberg]

[11:40:40 | Edited 11:40:42] Shabinaf/Lindburger: by the way reis
[11:40:45] Shabinaf/Lindburger: I noticed something
[11:40:53] Shabinaf/Lindburger: OSI - Omicron Supply Industries
[11:40:59] Shabinaf/Lindburger: our HQ - Freeport 6.
[11:41:04] Paddy O'Donaghue: Yes. Yes it is
[11:41:08] Jan Herzog / Reisiger / OSI CEO: 10
[11:41:13] Jan Herzog / Reisiger / OSI CEO: Office at 6
[11:41:17] Shabinaf/Lindburger: well their still in the Taus! ><
[11:41:33] Paddy O'Donaghue: We musn't betray tradition! *flails arms vehemently*

[Cyberanson]

[11:01:47] Sebastian (Ventana): Dang... why do I feel so sick?
[11:02:02] Sebastian (Ventana): It only were like... four beer..
[11:02:20] Sebastian (Ventana): And half a bottle of booze
[11:02:33] Alec: Maybe there was something in it.
[11:02:37] Alec: Like...
[11:02:41] Sebastian (Ventana): Alcohol?

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[Crysis]

[11:01:47] Sebastian (Ventana): Dang... why do I feel so sick?
[11:02:02] Sebastian (Ventana): It only were like... four beer..
[11:02:20] Sebastian (Ventana): And half a bottle of booze
[11:02:33] Alec: Maybe there was something in it.
[11:02:37] Alec: Like...
[11:02:41] Sebastian (Ventana): Alcohol?

Win! :yahoo:

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The Shadow of Sirius - (Reiner Hetsau Background Story)

[Dab]

[10:55:21 PM] Dietersmeep says: new contract
[10:55:25 PM] Dietersmeep says: keep in mind
[10:56:45 PM] Alex says: Who are "Liberty's Finest"?
[10:57:28 PM] Dabbykins says: Xenos of course.
[10:57:34 PM] Alex says: Haha
[10:57:35 PM] Alex says: Awesome
[10:57:39 PM] Alex says: From Tanker?
[10:57:54 PM] Alex says: Hey wait a minute
[10:58:09 PM] Alex says: You just made me facepalm, Dab.

Two minutes later;

[11:00:17 PM] Aaron (Boss) says: Waaaait
[11:00:26 PM] Aaron (Boss) says: We get to hunt for Xenos?
[11:00:27 PM] Aaron (Boss) says: awesome

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[Elsdragon]

Its like chuck noris Made love to a Bactiran, and thats what came out
[8:31:02 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): and Ima Lulz around a bit anyway
[8:35:23 PM] Sprolf: No.
[8:35:27 PM] Sprolf: Mule, not a Bactrian.
[8:35:34 PM] Sprolf: Wait
[8:35:43 PM] Sprolf: Chuck Norris + Mule = Scylla.
[8:35:56 PM | Edited 8:35:59 PM] Sprolf: The Scylla then bred with a Bactrian, and they produced the Pirate Transport.
[8:35:57 PM] Jess the Music Meister: Scylla sucks?
[8:36:12 PM] Sprolf: Not much could be done for the Mule, I'm afraid.
[8:36:21 PM] Sprolf: When the shields went down to jettison the cargo...
[8:36:27 PM] Sprolf: Sprolf takes the hat from his head.
[8:36:33 PM] Sprolf: The mule died, giving birth.
[8:37:14 PM] Sprolf: The Scylla just needed the LN to help with a SNAC-Section for the Pirate Transport.
[8:37:26 PM] Sprolf: It survived, and lived to a ripe old age.
[8:37:32 PM | Edited 8:37:34 PM] Sprolf: Until the Upholder was born.

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No longer a slave to the man!

[lw'nafh]

[24/01/2010 5:10:42 PM] Ben (Kanga the Dinorawr): Ping.
[24/01/2010 5:10:44 PM] Ben (Kanga the Dinorawr): Like a submarine.
[24/01/2010 5:11:19 PM] Mitchell Hansen: 14.323.9621.784
[24/01/2010 5:11:20 PM] Mitchell Hansen: Ping'd
[24/01/2010 5:11:24 PM] Ben (Kanga the Dinorawr): Lawl.

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[Sturmwind]

[18:46:22] Josh (Petrucci): i dont understand how the GMG can hold off rheinland..
[18:46:27] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): *Could.
[18:46:33] Josh (Petrucci): they have 1 base in sigma 13...
[18:46:36] lobster_lord: they hid in the clouds
[18:46:37] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Probably nebula warfare.
[18:46:50] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): The libbies would have used...
[18:46:52] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): NAPALM
[18:47:40] lobster_lord: Napalm + h-fuel + O2 pockets = ???
[18:47:45] lobster_lord: BOOM?
[18:47:47] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): BIG BANG
[18:47:51] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): EVERYBODY DIES
[18:47:52] Colonel Tigh: count all the gasminers not just naha.
[18:48:06] Sebastian (Ventana): NOOO
[18:48:11] Sebastian (Ventana): Helgoland has nukes!
[18:48:14] Colonel Tigh: Smoke miner guil?
[18:48:15] Sebastian (Ventana): Imagine the explosion!
[18:48:19] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Well.
[18:48:22] Josh (Petrucci): KERRBOOOM
[18:48:37] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Napalm + H-Fuel + Explosive gas pockets + NUKES=
[18:48:43] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): SHRWOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[18:48:52] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Crow nebula done for.