AmeAme Diary

[Ironwatsas]

[font=Comic Sans Ms]Konnichiwa! It Adorablest bestest AmeAme. Have decided because of how awesome is AmeAme, to make a Diary! Mrew! :3

Nobody allowed to ever ever ever see. If is not Ame, not read this.

Am recording AmeActivities so can make AmeAutobiography and make that into movie and make lots of AmeMoney off of Royalties!

[color=#FFFF00]Entry 1

Yesterday, was with IzekiCabbage (:ylove: Izekicabbage!) and followed doing policeythings. He always doing polecythings... not think he likes me anymore... (tear stain) ...so followed to see wat was doing. Found a BountyPancake near CabbagePlace that Emperor-san said to explode. Izekicabbage said not to explode, but really really really wanted to eat it!

So got tired from not being able to eat Pancake... so fell asleep in Honshuplace... then later woke up... but went back to sleep... then woke up again, then went to shoot some WingyDragons.

So THEN, AmeAme went to BluePurpleRockyPlace where Wingies come from... there were some around a bigrock with holes in it... so that probably where live. AmeAme went inside Bigrock but not able to explode it! Blargh! Will need bigger explodeybits so can light wingyrock on fire.



Then found a strange Lamp Thingy.



So talked with Cabbage wat was there and negotiated deal so can buy new AmeLamp!

Was expensive though, but nice.



So now thing... want to remodel Amepartment on Roppongi. People stopped paying for AmeBattleshipFund from few weeks ago. Might use money so can remodel and make new GameRoom to put AmeLamp in.

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[font=Comic Sans Ms] Entry 2

Today was fun!

AmeAme went to Honshudomain to see wat was happening. Knew there would be lotsa lotsa cabbages there! Found some quickly, lots of them!

Firstly, met a Junkercabbage.

MRAWR JUNKER

Was a strange Junker that less cabbagey then most. Not know why. Was strange. But said Emperor-san was not as awesome as Emperor-san! That not allowed! Rawr! So chased away.

Then found some OTHER cabbages. Not know wat are... something called...

[color=#FF6666]Seroius
Cabbages
Really
Annoying to Ame!

Said Kusari was evil and wanted to make it revolutioning... not know wat that is, but it sounds Bakaijin.

Then they said they were Cabbage. SO MRAWR. Decided best solution was theraputic Cabbage Massage. With AmeShootybits.

Made most of them go boom! BiggerCabbageBoat held on, and ran away. But still made it smashysmashy enough to know better then to annoy superior AmeCaptian.

Then back to JunkyCabbage. Who saw how awesome AmeAme was. So gave AmeAme some shinies in return for not being boiled. That fun:ylove:

So then looked for wat sounded like strange Golden Cabbage. Didn't find it... mawr... so eventually went home.

MAYBE TOMARROW THERE BE MORE SENSIBLE PEOPLE IN AMEDOMAIN!!!

*gargle*

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Entry 3

Today was busybusybusy! Not that fun though.

Started off with AmeAme running into AoyagiStrippy in NewTokyoplace. He used to be fun when first meet him, but NOW, he's just disagreeable cabbagey Bakaijin. Has been around Bretocabbage too much. BUT I NOT FORGIVE HIM!

So then went around. Heard strangetalk from someone who was KusariSamurai, said was doing something secret. Wouldn't tell AmeAme. SOOOOO, AmeAme didn't tell him about secret AmePlan!

[color=#33CCFF]Mrew ;3

But soon he decided to be curious. So... I convinced to give AmeMoney. But didn't tell alot... I forgot wat secret plan was...

Mawr... D;

Wingy had strange sparklybits. But said had to file special AmeReport to get some. MRAWR, THAT CABBAGE NONSENSE! So made FuzzyThing do it! FuzzyThing seemed to like the wingy, not know why. I SURE DIDN'T LIKE HIM. MRAWRWRAWRWRRAWRAWR!

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Then, after that, found a Cabbage.

A CABBAGE!



Was in AmeDomain shamelessly spouting CabbageBabble. Even had Cabbage in name! SOOOO, Ame chased into HokkaidoDomain! There was also other Cabbage there... so Exploded!



BUT THEN!



So me and SlaveCabbage went to go see if could find some candy.

All we found was same JunkyCabbage from other day with Serious Cabbage Retard Army. We asked her for Candy though! But didn't get anything. She wanted to talk to FuzzyThing alot though? This has to do with time before wat with naked pictures? I not know.

But FuzzyThing got a secret artifact! He won't show it to me though!

WELL FINE!

I have new CabbagePet that I will give lotsa lotsa affection and cuddles to INSTEAD! And HE can have FuzzyThing's oranges and orange chicken!

HOW LIKE THAT!?!?

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Mreeeeew! Can't stay mad at FuzzyThing! Need to go Cuddle! Mreeeeeeew...

*transmission cut*

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[font=Comic Sans Ms]AmeAddendum


Quickie reminder! Aoyagi-kun, who Strippy and Cabbagey, should always...

[color=#FF0000]BE MADE DIE HORRIBLY IN FIREY POKEYNESS MRAWRGH!

Becauuuse, He broke AmeHeart Q__Q

Never did like AmeAme, and was always holding AmeBack. And NOW, professed Cabbageyness and Cabbageonomy, so want to KILL.... KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL

And take body and cut head open and take out brains and slice them up on a sandwhich and fry them and eat them with side of onions and sell rest of insides and bodyparts on blackmarket for money to fund NEW StrippySan that DOES like AmeAme.

And also so can publish AmeBiography to make AmeAnime!

That fun idea! Mrew! :laugh:

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Entry 17

[color=#66FF99]Today fun!

Earlier, found AoyagiCabbage in NewTokyo place. So wanted chase him and tear eyes out. So did, he went to Kyushuplace. Bakaijin wanted get away.

WELL TOO BAD.

So then, kept chasing, and guess wat AmeAme found...



And guess wat else, THEY SIDED WITH AOYAGICABBAGE!

Ameame KNEW IT!

AoyagiCabbage cheating on AmeAme to Golden Cabbages because he really likes them and takes their Orange PixyDust and they touch his manparts and all sorts of thingies that should be done to AmeAme!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRGH!

THAT WHY AOYAGI-CABBAGE NEEDS DIE!

And why all Golden Cabbages DID die! :3

So, AmeAme wins again. As always.

OWE AME AME ANOTHER REWARD!

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[font=Comic Sans Ms][color=#FFFF66]Entry 7

Double Entrieeeeeee!

[color=#9999FF]Forgot to enter yesterday, so start there!

FIRSTLY, Day was boring. Need more AmeMoney, so wanted get people to donate to AmeAme. THEN met a KishiroCabbage. BUT, Kishirocabbage normally friendly.

THIS ONE NOT.

Started saying things about how AmeAme not best captian and failure and Crazy.

THEY THINK AME CRAZY!?

And worse, said there whole bar full of Cabbages wat think that! AND WORST OF ALL, Sing Songs about Ame!

BAKA SONGS!

So Ame went to visit bar to set things straight...

*ahem*
[color=#FF0000]
AME SMASH!

So broke bar, then broke KishiroCabbage wat said nastythings. Then felt super-happy and special! So went home!

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Then, today, Ame visited other KishiroCabbage. THIS ONE MORE APOLOGETIC!

Gave Ame some shiny Jingly keys. Wat shiny and Jingly and open something.

So AmeAme wanted figure out wat keys open. Went firstly to Kami-Trap in Archyplace. There some Cabbages there, talking about "Smallminds".

CLEARLY ABOUT SELF-CONCIOUSNESS, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T NO ANYTHING! BAKAIJIN!

So after THAT, went to find out whoElse might know. FarmerCabbage not know, Jiarawrawr cabbage not know, found other Cabbage wat said 'lol'. Cabbage word, it evil!

So Ame promised to purge Cabbageyness from person. So AmeAme may have new AmeProtoge. And STILL has figure out wat Keys do.

*sigh* Life of AmeAme can be BusyBusy StressfulStressful sometimes...

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[Ironwatsas]

[font=Comic Sans Ms]Entry 23

[color=#9999FF]YAAAAAAAY!

AmeAmeAmeGetting Lotsa Lotsa attention today!

Firstly, some wingies came to talk to Ame. Not very fun though. But shot an outcabbage, but then went to talk to the wingies more. They SAID, "they have icecream". Felt in AmeHead like they telling truth.

GUESS WAT, AME NOT HAVE HAD ICECREAM YET TODAY! *pouts*

So was there with Wingies for a while while FuzzyThing talked to them. He always so cute! Cuddly little FuzzyWuzzy! They all must have thought so too! They talked for a long time!

THEN GET INTERRUPTED ONCE AGAIN!

BigOutcabbage ships come! TO AMEDOMAIN!

DARE CHALLENGE AMESUPERIORCAPTIANSMANWOMANSHIP!!!!

Results predictable! Cabbages Go boom! Ame defeated them all! By AmeSelf! No help from wingies!:P



Then AFTERWARDS, bunch of ColonCabbages showed up!

Lotsa Colon-people. INVADING AMEDOMAIN. And protecting Golden Cabbage, and not praising Superior AmeCpatian, and being Cabbages! Then shot at Ame! Who NOT shot first, by way! Nope, not at all, they said "we like golden Cabbage abd wabt jkill AmeCaptian!"

Then did this!



So AmeAme defeated them... all... lotsa lotsa them! ALONE! No help from Itchypeople or turrets or nothing! And they not escape because universe being laggy! Nope, all died to AmeCaptianness!

That wat get when challenge AmeAme!

Mrew :3

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[font=Comic Sans Ms]Entry 8&
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Blargh... today boring.

Slept mostly. Too boring to do any AmeStuff.

Had a strange dream. SmallGoldenCabbage saying stuff to Ame and had teddy bear. Sounded fun. Also lots of other people talking to Ame about bigFight in Kyushu. Was just Dream-people trying trick Ame into wetting bed probably. So AmeAme not belive them.

Then woke up and ate some Ramen.

And then wrote this.

Still Bored

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Entry :3

[font=Comic Sans Ms]AmeAme still hungry.

Started out with Ame patrolling Domain see wat Cabbages about. First found none! YAY NO CABBAGES!

Sad AmeOptimism was false. Soon found some Bakaijin in KyushuPlace. Was some Dragons, one said had candy, other was a really big. But said he had candy, so AmeAme went see wat there to be seen! Then they shooted AmeAme! Mrawr!

Said had candy and were shooty.

Sooooo....







Then found Otomopet.

[color=#FF99FF]YAY OTOMOPET! :ylove:

After fighting BakaPinatas, Ame and OtomoPet went back to NewTokyoPlace. All that exploding Cabbage made AmeAme hungry.



So waited around abit for NoodleBox. See if it had TastyCakes! Later, Noodlebox came, but only had rice cakes... mawr... that made AmeSad. Should have sweetthings!

Also, met a bigSpikyBoxyShip. Tried to get inside because there were Golden Cabbages in there that Ame could use for secret AmePlan!



In end though, SpikyBox was Baka. And AMEAME TIRED OF BAKAIJIN FOR ONE DAY. So went to bed with OtomoPet!

NightyNight!

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[color=#FFFF33][font=Comic Sans Ms]Entry 1337




[font=Comic Sans Ms][color=#FF6666]
AME GREATEST GODDESS IN SIRIUS!

BOW DOWN AND JOIN AMECULT!

MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

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