[20:23:20] Chris (schlurbi): whos Kress in here?
[20:23:36] Jess the Music Meister: Me
[20:23:37] Caglar Akarca: Yeah, who is he?
[20:23:44] Jess the Music Meister: We decided that in the Rheinland Leader chat
[20:23:52] Caglar Akarca: I thought Kress was male.
[20:24:00] Jess the Music Meister: I'm she-male, at best.
[20:24:10] Chris (schlurbi): Awesome
[20:24:11] Caglar Akarca: Caglar Akarca drools
Quote:[23:14:47] Mike (Entrepreneur): SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!
You owe me for the copyright.
(05-05-2012, 01:47 AM)Hisoroku.Sato Wrote: Its no time to compose some like this:Roses are red, Violets are blue, please, please, please gallics, dont shoot, or i kill you.
[9:58:54 PM] Steve (Hailstrom): thanks for that.
[9:58:59 PM] Steve (Hailstrom): i'm serious, actually.
[9:59:22 PM] Steve (Hailstrom): i'm not comfortable being in that kind of chatroom.
[9:59:47 PM] Josh (Petrucci): you did well
[10:00:00 PM] Josh (Petrucci): four requests for a kick in one night
[10:00:09 PM] Steve (Hailstrom): that's a new record, i think
[17:42:44] Sina the Strudel: im also naked right now so brb
[17:42:49] Eli Moya: You're gonna catch a nasty disease.
[17:42:50] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): LOL
[17:42:51] Connor McNeil (McNeo): LOL
[17:42:54] Connor McNeil (McNeo): ICHS
[7:47:45 PM] Tales (Taylor Brown) says: Would it be bad for a LPI to be carrying 2000 Slaves.
[7:48:02 PM] Tales (Taylor Brown) says: Maybe make a thread with approved Transports.
[7:48:21 PM] Tales (Taylor Brown) says: Like Authorized Movement from A - B
[7:48:28 PM] Tales (Taylor Brown) says: So if people go OMG
[7:48:31 PM] Tales (Taylor Brown) says: LPI SLAVES!
[7:48:43 PM] Tales (Taylor Brown) says: Link to here for STFU
[7:48:50 PM] Alvin Katz (Commissar) says: "Slave Rescue"
[7:49:04 PM] Alvin Katz (Commissar) says: "1-800-Luv-Slave
[7:49:33 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: I call it "prisoner transfer"
[7:49:45 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says::D
[7:49:48 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: No one questioned me
[7:49:52 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: I did the run twice
[7:49:59 PM] Alvin Katz (Commissar) says: "excuse me mister LPI orificer why do you have slaves?"
[7:50:02 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: In a LPI- tagged Mammoth
[7:50:14 PM] Alvin Katz (Commissar) says: I have handcuffs a taser and a baton... you do the maths
[7:50:30 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: You're shooting a BDSM porn with those slaves? O_O
[7:50:35 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: Or did I forget to carry the two...
[7:50:39 PM] Alvin Katz (Commissar) says: hahah
[7:50:59 PM] Alvin Katz (Commissar) says: I think that was the correct answer
[7:42:34 PM] Rob (Mr.Virus): Sarah. I should've killed you right in the beginnin' there, ya know. XD
[7:42:53 PM] Dusteh Lens: Me too >.>
[7:42:58 PM] Dusteh Lens: Everytime I spare Sarah
[7:43:04 PM] Dusteh Lens: She stabs me in the balls
[7:43:13 PM] Saronsen: Saronsen looks around
[7:43:21 PM] Saronsen: Saronsen slowly slips a steel plate in his pants
[7:43:31 PM] Dusteh Lens: Dusteh Lens looks around
[7:43:33 PM] Saronsen: No ballstabbing here
[7:43:36 PM] Dusteh Lens: Dusteh Lens slowly slips a pinecone up his pants
[7:43:38 PM] Dusteh Lens: Dusteh Lens grimaces
[7:43:41 PM] Dusteh Lens: Dusteh Lens goes ooooh yeah
[7:43:42 PM] Saronsen: ._.
[20:11:37] varok223: no....it like you go in america (you are thainlandese) and you want to vote the president
[20:11:47] Shabinaf/Lindburger: xD
[20:11:54] Shabinaf/Lindburger: Shabinaf/Lindburger goes to ICHS.
[20:12:03] varok223: ICHS?
[20:12:05] varok223: What is that?
[20:12:29] Shabinaf/Lindburger: its a secret society
[20:12:37] Shabinaf/Lindburger: filled with the most genius, but evil minds
[20:12:46] Shabinaf/Lindburger: who secretly control world events. and what people think.
[20:12:53] varok223: o.O
[20:12:59] varok223: Bull***** (rofl)
[20:13:18] Shabinaf/Lindburger: as in disco, its a secret but official faction
[20:13:25] Shabinaf/Lindburger: only few people get into ICHS
[20:13:32] varok223: -.-"
[20:13:45] Shabinaf/Lindburger: reis and I managed to get our butts in there
[20:14:27] Shabinaf/Lindburger: varok
[20:14:30] Shabinaf/Lindburger: you know Gallia right
[20:14:32] Shabinaf/Lindburger: that was all ICHS
[20:14:40] varok223: o.O
[20:14:48] Shabinaf/Lindburger: ICHS planned it and lobbeyed for it
[20:14:48] varok223: im a maquis
[20:14:52] Jan Herzog / Reisiger / OSI CEO: fill out the ### ^^
[13:43:56] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon:"Crazy"Kaze Dagon gives cookie to Karlson
[14:10:02] Dovali: Dovali screams for no reason
[14:10:29] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon gives cookie to Dovali.. There is a reason.
[14:11:16] Dovali: Dovali destroys cookie and shoves the crumbs down Kaze's throat
[14:13:12] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon munches the crumbs.
[14:13:34] Dovali: Dovali stabs kaze in frustration
[14:14:02] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon is imortal and so the knife just wimpered away in fear of my disaproval eye stare.
[14:14:50] Dovali: Dovali removes kaze's immortality and throws him off a maltese cliff into burning cardi fields
[14:16:54] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon isn't a he, she's a she. And she lands gracefully. And then pulls Dovali down. Who falls and before breaking his neck, is stabbed in the nose and eyes by two exceptionaly strong cardi grass stalks.
[14:18:08] Dovali: Dovali comes back from the dead and takes over his ship, blowing the f***ing bejeebus out Kaze (who is apparently a girl)
[14:19:39] Dovali: (beat that, Kaze!)
[14:21:49] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon used her concealed Maltese shield generator, and call for support from all the Ranseurs, Sarissas and Stortas in the MNS to make Dovali and his ship one big collective boom. "Look at the pretty colors." Said many Malteseans and slaves that day when they looked at the sky.
[14:22:00] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: (I am the Arr Pee Goddess of Kobol)
[14:22:08] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: (I always win in rp)
[14:22:55] Dovali: Dovali says "too bad, you idiot! I was ALREADY a ghost!"
[14:23:04] Dovali: Dovali comes back from the dead and takes over his ship, blowing the f***ing bejeebus out Kaze (who is apparently a girl)
[14:23:13] Dovali: (HA!)
[14:23:27] Dovali: (BACK FROM THE DEAD!)
[14:23:57] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: (That didn't said you were a wraith, it just said you came back from the dead... But not to worry then.)
[14:24:13] Dovali: (oh shi-)
[14:25:48] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon contacts the Fantasmas with her awesome Spirit voice, and three of them appear in space. A sabre, a switchie and a dagger. As they looked at the disembodied form of Dovali they exited their ships and proceeded to eat his essence.. Bit by bit. They feed of the revenge and hatred that binded Dovali to this existence.
[14:26:14] Dovali: (HOLY ****, THAT'S SCARY)
[14:26:24] Dovali: (fine, you win. Good fight)
[14:27:13] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: (Thank you. So please don't mess with me, rp wise. I will eat your eyes and and force a cucumber with nails up where the sun doesn't shine.)
[14:27:54] Dovali: (too bad messing with people is in my nature)
[14:28:13 | Edited 14:28:20] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: (too bad messing with people's minds is my job)
[14:28:54] Dovali: (Hhhmm...touche. Im sufficiently impressed)
[14:29:51] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: (Thank you.)
[15:51:00] Dovali: that was a great er...well, what would you call that thing we did on skype?
[15:51:16] Dovali: Also, for posting that on the forums, I must take revenge.
[15:51:35] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: that was a great er...well, what would you call that thing we did on skype?Creative Skype Rp'ing.
[15:51:45] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Also, for posting that on the forums, I must take revenge.Sorry, you can't beat me.
[15:51:50] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon::D
[15:51:59] Dovali: I can sure as hell try...
[15:52:07] Dovali: now, I must plan
[15:52:13] Dovali::D
[15:53:50] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Yes, plan.. do plan <Evil Machievelic Maniacal Laughter>
[15:54:43] Dovali: Great, Ive met someone better than me. I suppose that means we're forced into rivalry
[15:57:02] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Yes... *Rubs hands* yes.. Muahah- wait wha?
[15:57:26] Dovali: rivalry. Constantly competing to be the best
[15:57:34] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon::D
[15:57:51] Dovali: a title which you hold...for now. I shall overtake you!
[15:57:55] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: In rp? That would escalate to epic proportions.
[15:58:06] Dovali: huh...
[15:58:16] Dovali: that just might cause the server to **** itself
[15:58:51] Dovali: seeing as neitehr of us will give up, and are dedicated to "1 upping" each other
[15:59:06] Dovali: both in our characters and in RL
[15:59:41] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: The outcast nation will burn. The corsair empire shall fall, the stars will crack and the planets themselves will implode in the sight of such awesomness together.
[16:00:37 | Edited 16:00:52] Dovali: the two forces will battle, ripping liberty apart, and then bretonia. Millions will die in the blinding light
[16:02:38] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: The lolwuts will be no more, for the survivors will be blessed by our cosmic event. The admins will cease to exist.. Because with this one.. Their objective is pointless now. Dovali and Kaze caused the Admins downfall.
Long live D&K!
[16:03:36] Dovali: *crowds chanting* D&K! D&K!
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