I remember trying to log in to the original Command and Conquer servers a year or two back and feeling like I was knocking on the boarded-up gates of a ghost town.
Unfortunately for her, real Star Wars fans are attracted to a gal with a good force choke.
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's ****ing do it and never look back.