I can haz skype

[Guest]

[7:24:05 PM] Rage Guy: **** YOU DISCOVERY
[7:24:12 PM] Rage Guy: **** YOU INDEPENDANT MORONS
[7:24:32 PM] Rage Guy: **** YOU EVERY SPARE ******* ******* WHO THINKS BECAUSE A FIGHT IS GOING ON THEY CAN COME AND JOIN IT
[7:25:17 PM] Rage Guy: **** YOU LIBERTY PIRATES WHO AS SOON AS I GET BACK FROM ONE SICKENING DISPLAY OF BEING A COMPLETE ******** IN HAMBURG
I GET TO SEE ANOTHER ONE ON TOP OF FORT BUSH, WITH FIVE ****ING ********* WHO'S EXACT WORDS WERE "GET RAGE GUY"
[7:25:23 PM] Rage Guy: **** THE ******* LOT OF IT

[sovereign]

[3:46:33 AM] Chris (Sovereign): It occurs to me that we're a bunch of ostensibly nerdy people united by a seven year old video spaceship computer game talking about how to successfully ninja a camera into your neighbor's apartment so you can watch them bone.
[3:46:43 AM] Chris (Sovereign): And to think I was starting to feel -less- creepy than usual.
[3:46:57 AM] Robin: haha
[3:47:26 AM | Removed 3:47:46 AM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): This message has been removed.
[3:47:28 AM | Removed 3:47:43 AM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): This message has been removed.
[3:47:30 AM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): XD
[3:47:48 AM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Kekeke
[3:47:57 AM] Chris (Sovereign): Preparing for the inevitable ICHS, are we?
[3:48:12 AM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Yep. XD
[3:48:44 AM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): even though you can just edit the "Message removed" and retype "But I have a girlfriend." "So it's all good."
[3:48:57 AM] Varok: "ostensibly nerdy people" im not nerdy
[3:49:12 AM] Varok: ICHS ICHS ICHS
[3:49:18 AM] Varok: lets start copy-pasting
[3:49:18 AM] Chris (Sovereign): Yessir.

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[Reverend Del]

[16:42:26] Speaks In Memes (sarawr): Zeeeeeeeelot!
[16:42:30] Speaks In Memes (sarawr): I have news
[16:43:06] Michael (Zelot): okz
[16:43:17] Speaks In Memes (sarawr): your jewish is showing
[16:43:19] Speaks In Memes (sarawr): >.>
[16:43:19] Speaks In Memes (sarawr): <.<
[16:43:29] Michael (Zelot): Michael (Zelot) zips up fly


Once again Phantoms discussing new ways to scare you.

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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.

[Akura]

[19:42:11] Dave (Akura): We could merge
[19:42:14] Dave (Akura): Adam and I
[19:42:17 | Edited 19:42:22] Dave (Akura): Into Akuraine
[19:42:22] Chris (Bobafett): not you akura
[19:42:23] Chris (Bobafett): XD
[19:42:28] Chris (schlurbi): xD
[19:42:30] Chris (Bobafett): but i just saw that
[19:42:32] Dave (Akura): We'd be badass

[schlurbi]

You're mean Akura, didnt mention me.

[20:42:47] Chris (schlurbi): Schuraine

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Feartrue]

WARNING: LARGE WALL OF TEXT

[21:44:15] Feartrue: Starflier with cheetah thruster
[21:44:20] Aegis: ....
[21:44:36] Aegis: Arrow with Cheetah thruster
[21:44:44] Aegis: I win.
[21:45:32] Feartrue: Starflier with cheetah thrusterand a nuke mine, enh. CM + 3x adv. stunpulse
[21:45:52] Aegis: O.O
[21:46:00] Feartrue: imba flea
[21:46:06] Aegis: wait a starflier has a mine slot
[21:46:21] Feartrue: http://discoveryfl.com/wiki/index.php?title=Starflier
[21:46:35] Feartrue: and it's incredibly agile
[21:46:36] Aegis: Hax
[21:46:52] Feartrue: could make for an excellent hit & run fighter
[21:47:04] Matthew: but fear, you're too late, somebody already tried to pirate with such a starflea, he failed
[21:47:05] Feartrue: except for the part where you die after 2 shots
[21:47:15] Feartrue: D'OH!
[21:47:22] Aegis: What about a swarm of them...
[21:47:28] Matthew: olol
[21:47:31] Aegis: The Swarm.
[21:47:41] Matthew: jus' get starblazers
[21:47:42] Feartrue: like, 25-30 of em at once?
[21:47:45] Feartrue: with nukes?
[21:47:45] Aegis: XD
[21:47:50] Feartrue: and screamers
[21:47:54] Feartrue: wow
[21:48:00] Aegis: Boom. Freelancer server goes down....
[21:48:05] Feartrue: could actually manage to take down a bs with that
[21:48:05] Matthew: they'll blow each other up
[21:48:10] Feartrue: XD
[21:48:29] Aegis: Not if the flew in formation...
[21:48:31] Matthew: could actually manage to take down a bs with thatso, no, I dont think so
[21:48:33] Feartrue: mass-suicide
[21:48:50] Aegis: fk im tempted to try this
[21:48:54] Feartrue: lets say we have 30 fleas
[21:49:02] Feartrue: 15 screamers & 15 nukes
[21:49:14] Matthew: go make 30 starflea's, Aegis
[21:49:28] Aegis: No...
[21:49:29] Aegis: To lazy
[21:49:31] Feartrue: one screamer volley would do 360000 shield damage
[21:49:32] Aegis: Make your own.
[21:49:48] Matthew: No...
To lazy
[21:49:56] Feartrue: and the nuke volley would do 255000 hull damage
[21:50:01] Feartrue: so yeah
[21:50:17] Aegis: Shall the swarm invade Liberty?
[21:50:23] Aegis: XD
[21:50:23] Feartrue: noes
[21:50:29] Feartrue: dem has capspam
[21:50:32] Matthew: no, we gonna fite da phantoms
[21:50:44] Matthew: olol
[21:50:46] Aegis: Why the phantoms
[21:50:50] Feartrue: the nomnoms
[21:50:54] Matthew: yeah
[21:50:57] Aegis: Kusari....
[21:50:57] Matthew: yeright
[21:51:05] Matthew: nope, nomnoms
[21:51:08] Feartrue: Kusari = empty
[21:51:15] Aegis: Bretonia?
[21:51:20] Feartrue: Gallia = empty
[21:51:22] Matthew: we gonna take kusari for usselves
[21:52:00] Feartrue: "Newsflash: a swarm of CTE 750AE Civilian Starfliers just took over control of Kusari"
[21:52:01] Aegis: Alright we just need a couple of wild ids a couple starfleas and some mines....
[21:52:05] Aegis: XD
[21:52:18] Aegis: Lets do it.
[21:52:22] Feartrue: "In other related news, Bretonia has won the war"
[21:53:11] Feartrue: "Only to start another, which they lost. The Swarm now controls both Kusari and Bretonia. Liberty has the caps waiting at the gates to counter any attack"
[21:53:27] Matthew: olol olol
[21:53:28] Aegis: Yus!
[21:53:45] Aegis: Anyone else totally up for this?
[21:53:55] Feartrue: We should get half the server to do this
[21:54:05] Feartrue: 100 fleas rampaging through Sirius...
[21:54:23] Aegis: The seed has been planted.
[21:54:40] Feartrue: 4 fleas can also do quite some damage
[21:54:48] Matthew: even the admins can't stop us
[21:54:53] Feartrue: 48000 shield dmg with screamers, 34000 hull with nukes
[21:55:10] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: "NEWSFLASH: Megavolt has summoned a press conference to make his statement on the recent invasions. His words were "Me no speak ingles" and "ENGAGUGBJNG!!!11!!!11one!!!". The Swarms moralle is downed by this announcement."
[21:55:23] Aegis: what
[21:55:37] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Fear will get it
[21:55:47] Feartrue: "In other related news, Megavolt just died in a swarming of omega-15 by said starfliers"
[21:55:52] Aegis: that the Rheinland battleship right...
[21:56:12] Feartrue: "The fleas were assisted by Junker Congress vessels, who are now their only allies"
[21:56:27] Aegis: Anyone up for taking over the Artifact and Cardi buisness?
[21:56:42] Aegis: All your contraband are belong to us.
[21:56:51] Feartrue: Don't we already own both, cardi for like, 70% and arties for 60%?
[21:57:05] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: "NEWSFLASH: The ancient entities known as the Dom K'vosh have returned to Sirius only to be decimated by The Swarm."
[21:57:09] Aegis: Talking 100% Sales and distribution.
[21:57:10] Feartrue: XD
[21:57:18] Aegis: XD
[21:57:25] Aegis: (rofl)
[21:57:42] Feartrue: "The Nomads, in response to the swarm behavior, left the sector, soon followed by the phantoms"
[21:58:06] Matthew: all the wild comitted suicide
[21:58:36] Feartrue: "Here's an official statement from the swarm's spokesman: All ur base r belong 2 us"
[21:58:50] Aegis: Ok we need to do this.
[21:59:17] Feartrue: [Swarm]"insert bug here" ?
[21:59:17] Aegis: Wonder how long it will take before we get sanctioned XD
[21:59:36] Aegis: sure...
[21:59:38] Aegis: i guess
[21:59:46] Matthew: the admins can't sanction all
[21:59:49] Feartrue: well, taking over sirius could be seen as metagaming...
[21:59:58] Aegis: Or the best rp ever.
[21:59:59] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: "Shortly after the statement the swarms spokesperson proceded to run around with a baseball bat yelling "BONK". Once captured by the authorities, he mentioned something along the lines of "OLOLOLOLOLOL" and detonated itself."
[22:00:03] Matthew: there'll be too much of us
[22:00:28] Feartrue: imagine that ALL the people on the server get in the swarm
[22:00:38] Feartrue: thats around 14500 people
[22:00:52] Feartrue: and if we get a server which can hold all those people online at once
[22:01:05] Aegis: In other news Sirius God Igiss has been overthrown by The Swarm.
[22:01:16] Feartrue: 7250 screamer & nuke fleas
[22:01:30] Aegis: Mass Production of Junker Capitalships is on the rise.
[22:01:43] Feartrue: 174.000.000 shield damage, 123.250.000 hull damage
[22:01:51] Aegis: I like that.
[22:01:52] Feartrue: insta-kill all admins is possible
[22:01:59] Matthew: they'll blow each other up
[22:02:04] Matthew: now for sure
[22:02:07] Feartrue: and they can't possibly .kill that fast
[22:02:08] Aegis: For Honor?
[22:02:13] Feartrue: FOR SPARTAAAAAAAA!
[22:02:24] Aegis: Narnia?
[22:02:34] Feartrue: for teh lulz
[22:02:52] Aegis: Invade the USA server.
[22:02:58] Aegis: Leave no survivors.
[22:03:10] Feartrue: CHARGEEEEEE

.:j:.Chat, we're at it again

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[tazuras]

[10:38:17 PM] karl tilston says: im going to nuke gallic npcs
[10:38:26 PM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: G/L
[10:38:29 PM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: they'll keep coming
[10:38:33 PM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: like zombies
[10:38:37 PM] Boss (Boss) says: with supernovas
[10:38:44 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: Zombies with supernovas.
[10:38:54 PM] Boss (Boss) says: And a deep-rooted hatred

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[Sturmwind]

[20:18:57] <CENSORED>: Okay. Then can you tell me the best rout that you know and needed ID's?
[20:19:19] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): *Sigh.*
[20:19:28] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Smuggler ID, Manhattan-Malta.
[20:19:33] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Cardi-slaves.
[20:22:27] <CENSORED>: okay. In FL stat I cant find too commodity Cardi-slaves
[20:23:14] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Alec (Maj. Voelkel) headdesks.

[Malexa]

[22:01:25] Luigi : Im going to kill myself...
[22:01:47] Luigi : Why the *bleep* is it everytime I play FL my ping is perfect... soon as someone fires at me... 2%-20% lag?
[22:01:48] Flo : Why that? Is Mario getting the princess again?

MM at its best.
I laughed my behind off.

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[<span style="color:#FFCC00">The Mandalore's Office</span>]

[Exile]

Maximilian (FooFighter)
[22:51:01] Maximilian (FooFighter): See, that's why I love the DOS:P
[22:51:07] Alex: DOS?
[22:51:10] Alex: Alex loads up LOIC.
[22:51:14] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...49776&st=40
[22:51:21] Chris (Sovereign): it's basically just max
[22:51:30] Chris (Sovereign): and by basically I mean "it's just max"
[22:52:03] Maximilian (FooFighter): Yeah
[22:52:17] Maximilian (FooFighter): it's just me because you foos were too lazy to set up your chars >.>
[22:52:26] Alex: Arg
[22:52:29] Alex: Who sent a link to the wrong post?
[22:52:38] Alex: It's supposed to be http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...49776&st=45
[22:52:41] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I sent to a right one.
[22:52:43] Alex: With a 5 on the end
[22:52:46] Alex: Not a 0
[22:52:47] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Dun care about your LOIC:P
[22:52:55] Alex: Otherwise I have to scroll dowwwwnnnnnn
[22:53:02] Alex: Which really sucks
[22:53:12] Chris (Sovereign): oh you poor baby
[22:53:18] Chris (Sovereign): you have to hit "pg dn" three times
[22:53:19] Alex: |-(

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