I can haz skype

[Zapp]

[9:52:09 PM] *** Zachary (Zapp) added Gurjiv "Frozenballz" Godfathah to this chat
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[9:52:10 PM] Jessicka says: SIKH
[9:52:12 PM] Jessicka says: SIIIIKH
[9:52:13 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: shut up
[9:52:14 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says::P
[9:52:14 PM] Sina ze Wolf! says: xD
[9:52:15 PM] Jessicka says: Woops
[9:52:16 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says::D
[9:52:17 PM] Jessicka says: ._.
[9:52:18 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: LOL
[9:52:19 PM] Joe (Jihad) says: LOL
timing.
[9:52:27 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: (rofl)
[9:52:28 PM] Sina ze Wolf! says: JESS IS SOOO SCREWED
[9:52:33 PM] Sina ze Wolf! says: Gurjiv
[9:52:40 PM] Sina ze Wolf! says: jess was talking how much of a indian rascist she was
[9:52:42 PM] Sprolf says: ... and I thought that I had left chats like this...
[9:52:45 PM] Zachary (Zapp) points at Jess and kinda sidles out of range

[9:52:46 PM] Joe (Jihad) says: that was comedic magic
[9:53:07 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: I was laughing so hard my mom went "What are you laughing at?" from two rooms away

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[Alex.]

[03:52:48] Ironwatsas: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
[03:52:51] Ironwatsas: Goodwoman will save us
[03:53:01] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Curse my typing...
[03:53:05] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Austin Goodmen (Murphy) wanders away.
[03:53:11] Tazuras: he he
[03:53:20] Alex: U phail.
[03:53:23] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Oh hey, Tazuras is still alive.:D
[03:53:27] Ironwatsas: Yay!
[03:53:29] Tazuras: heyo
[03:53:42] Sprofl: I have a solution.
[03:53:45] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Austin Goodmen (Murphy) puts on Anti-Watsas suit
[03:53:51] Alex: U n33d 2 t41k 13ik dis m04r 0ft3n.
[03:53:55] Sprofl: Have admins remove all Colonial ships and systems and kill the faction.
[03:54:08] Sprofl: One small step for Discovery, one giant leap for roleplay.
[03:54:10 | Edited 03:54:16] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Terrible....terrible pun...Sprolf
[03:54:13] Tazuras: wait, is CR dead now?
[03:54:15] Sprofl: Wait.
[03:54:18] Sprofl: Whatwraeh;hnsaet
[03:54:21] Alex: ?
[03:54:22] Sprofl: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
[03:54:26] Sprofl: O FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[03:54:26] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): (rofl)
[03:54:28] Sprofl: ...
[03:54:35] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): ". Good men are hard to find, they say."
[03:54:36] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): XD
Wiki Editor's chat. Non-wiki-related chat prohibited. .......

[Zeltak]

Joe (Jihad) is drinking a really nice Oolong tea.
[21:27:33] Sina ze Wolf!: JOE
[21:27:37] Sina ze Wolf!: ARE YOU DRINKING OOLONG TEA?
[21:27:37] The Doc (D. Jameson): SPARTACUZ
[21:27:40] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: I'M GOD!
[21:27:46] Joe (Jihad): YES
[21:27:46] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: DESS!
[21:27:48] Sina ze Wolf!: I SWEAR IS IT OOLONG TEA?! OMG (rofl)
[21:27:48] Altaris: your godess Kaze
[21:27:51] Sina ze Wolf!: Memories!!! OMG
[21:28:01] Joe (Jihad): and fall down a well.
[21:28:05] Sina ze Wolf!: we went to china , I know i told you that before right?
[21:28:11] Joe (Jihad): yeh...
[21:28:20] Sina ze Wolf!: anyways, so we were introduced to a chick who showed us a bunch of different teas and ****
[21:28:33] Sina ze Wolf!: and she sucked in english so she kept saying "ollon tea" tahn oolong tea
[21:28:36] The Doc (D. Jameson): AH DONT KNOW WHEN AAAAILL BE BACK AGAIN!
[21:28:46] Sina ze Wolf!: and ollon tea basically means balls tea in english
[21:28:59] Sina ze Wolf!: oh and she said it over and over again, we laughed our asses off
[21:29:00] Joe (Jihad): LOL
[21:29:01] Sina ze Wolf!: that was so ****ing funny
[21:29:03] The Doc (D. Jameson): Sina
[21:29:09] The Doc (D. Jameson): What kind of teabag do you use?
[21:29:12] Sina ze Wolf!: (rofl)
[21:29:14] patrician85: Oh god...
[21:29:22] ceoran::D
[21:29:24] Joe (Jihad): Joe (Jihad) looks at his tea
[21:29:25] The Doc (D. Jameson): ICANHAZ
[21:29:29] Joe (Jihad): Joe (Jihad) isn't enjoying it any more
[21:29:31] The Doc (D. Jameson): Skype!
[21:29:32] ceoran: doc has win
[21:29:32] Sina ze Wolf!: ROFL

[Shagohad]

[1:07:00 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: in short .. we're lesiabns trapped in men bodies

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Magoo!]

Jan Herzog / Reisiger / OSI CEO tickles Paddy
[4:54:44 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Paddy O'Donaghue isn't sure what to think of that

[Captain]

[22:23:29] Maximilian (FooFighter): Bah
[22:23:33] Maximilian (FooFighter): I'M STILL IN RAEGMODE D:
[22:23:41] Maximilian (FooFighter): Actually
[22:23:50] Maximilian (FooFighter): I'm in RAEG and SLEEPYMODE
[22:23:57] Maximilian (FooFighter): which is one of the worst combinations possible >.<
[22:24:00] Mike (Entrepreneur): sleepyreag
[22:24:07]Mike (Entrepreneur): or reag about sleep
[22:24:12] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): sleep
[22:24:14] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): then raeg in your dreams
[22:24:29] Maximilian (FooFighter): Nah
[22:24:32] Maximilian (FooFighter): dreamraeg is boring.
[22:24:48] Maximilian (FooFighter): (And usually ends with me dieing and waking up with a wtf on my face.)
[22:25:38] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): That's the opposite of mine
[22:25:41] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I wake up with a smile
[22:25:49] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): then I remember how I lobbed some imaginary guy's head off with a two hander
[22:25:54] Maximilian (FooFighter): xD
[22:25:58] Maximilian (FooFighter): I want dreams like that too xD
[22:26:01] Maximilian (FooFighter): I rarely dream
[22:26:05] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I used to have dying dreams
[22:26:07] Maximilian (FooFighter): but when I do, it's usually weird ****
[22:26:09] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Now they're all of people I know
[22:26:12] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Or some imaginary batle
[22:26:13] Maximilian (FooFighter): like, me being turned into wine oO
[22:26:16] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): XD
[22:26:17] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): (rofl)
[22:26:21] Maximilian (FooFighter): No ****
[22:26:27] Maximilian (FooFighter): that's the first dream I remember.
[22:26:34] Maximilian (FooFighter): I also was wearing a white bride's dress in it.
[22:26:40] Mike (Entrepreneur): .......
[22:26:40] Chris (Sovereign): Max.
[22:26:43] Chris (Sovereign): What.
[22:26:44] Chris (Sovereign): The.
[22:26:45] Chris (Sovereign): F
[22:26:56] Luigi: I rarely dream We always dream. Though, I see what you mean hehe, I never remember having any either.
[22:26:57] Maximilian (FooFighter): Little kids are scary
[22:27:00] Dave (Akura): The f-
[22:27:05] Maximilian (FooFighter): and I wasn't an exception to that:P
[22:27:06] Dave (Akura): Max, dude...
[22:27:11] Dave (Akura): The hell?
[22:27:14] Mike (Entrepreneur): go sleep.
[22:27:15] Dave (Akura): xD
[22:27:47] Maximilian (FooFighter): In another dream, someone attacked me and I tried beating him to death with a cash register.
[22:27:48] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I agree max.
[22:27:49] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Little
[22:27:50] Maximilian (FooFighter): That was fun, too.
[22:27:50] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): girls.
[22:27:52] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): In horror movies.
[22:27:56] Maximilian (FooFighter): lolalma
[22:27:56] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): brrrrrrr
[22:28:01] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Wanna scare me?
[22:28:03] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): That's the way
[22:28:06] Maximilian (FooFighter): xD
[22:28:11] Maximilian (FooFighter): Meh
[22:28:15] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Most likely because you can't lob their heads off without feeling bad

sleep and raeg don combine

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[Slartibartfast]

[23:08:57] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: *cough*
[23:09:03] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: I FALCON PUNCHB ECAUSE OF DIS
[23:09:07] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: YOU ARE TEH SWINE FLOO
[23:09:11] Vin Chenzo: Vin Chenzo Noms the cookie and lol's at deffy holding his face
[23:09:12] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: I FALCON PUNCH IT DED
[23:09:30] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Can someone cut ze spam.
[23:09:32] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: SCOTTEH!
[23:09:37] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: KAZEH!
[23:09:40] Vin Chenzo: KAZEH!
[23:09:43] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: VIN!
[23:09:44] The Niblonian: "A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude"
[23:09:45 | Removed 23:09:51] Vin Chenzo: This message has been removed.
[23:09:49 | Edited 23:10:02] The Niblonian: I so lol'd at that
[23:09:52] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: NIBZZ!
[23:10:07] The Niblonian: Kayze!!
[23:10:13] Atreides2: ME !
[23:10:16] The Niblonian: B!
[23:10:18] Vin Chenzo: [10:09:16 PM] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: KAZEH!
[10:09:18 PM] Vin Chenzo: KAZEH!
[10:09:21 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: VIN!

feel the threesome love
[23:10:31] The Niblonian: Yeah the gayz love
[23:10:37] The Niblonian: Love the screams tho
[23:10:39] Vin Chenzo: PHuck you !
[23:10:43] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan FALCON PUNCHS Nibs.
[23:10:49] Vin Chenzo: me ansd Scotteh Spit-roast Kaze
[23:10:52] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: FALCON PUNCH: SOLUTION TO ALL PROBLEMS.
[23:10:53] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan FALCON PUNCHS Nibs.I lol'ed.
[23:10:55] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon::D
[23:11:08] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan FALCON PUN- oh wait.
[23:11:17] Vin Chenzo: lol
[23:11:24] The Niblonian: Scotteh, you don't have the sufficient testicular fortitude for that.
[23:11:28] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan FALCON COOKIES Kaze.
[23:11:31] Defiant/Desu/Cool.Breeze: *cough*
[23:11:38] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan FALCON PUNCHES Defiant
[23:11:54] The Niblonian: Scotteh, you don't have the sufficient testicular fortitude for that.
[23:11:54] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan LEVELED UP TO LEVEL 1337 FALCON PUNCHER
[23:12:00] The Niblonian: Scotteh, you don't have the sufficient testicular fortitude for that.
[23:12:08] The Niblonian: I don't beleive it.
[23:12:13] The Niblonian: I wants pics!
[23:12:22] The Niblonian: of your testicular fortitude
[23:12:26] The Niblonian: ehem
[23:12:27] Defiant/Desu/Cool.Breeze: Defiant/Desu/Cool.Breeze kicks Scotty square in the nutz.
[23:12:28] Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan: Scotty/The Demoman/Jack Ryan FALCON ROUNDHOUSES Nibs with his TESTICULAR FORTITUDE! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[Slartibartfast]

another weird one:

we are CR
[23:01:28] Atreides2: if squid come to us ... we come
[23:01:45] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: And go Colonial on their asses.
[23:01:46] The Niblonian: "we come" Wow, didn't know squids turn you on...
[23:01:54] The Niblonian: That's just plain weird, b
[23:02:06] Vin Chenzo: hey
[23:02:10] Jacob (Shagohad): NOICE!
[23:02:10] Vin Chenzo: they make me jizz too!
[23:02:20] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: -_-
[23:02:27] The Niblonian: zoophilia all around!

[atlantis2112]

[11:32:08 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Yup.
[11:32:11 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Epic.
[11:32:56 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: That's why i would like cap's restrictions.
[11:33:08 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): easy there kaze
[11:33:18 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie) pulls up an armchair and sets up the fireplace
[11:33:23 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): let me tell you a bit of a story..
[11:33:29 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): of a capwhore..
[11:33:34 PM] Jake (Thexare): This is a story all about how my life got- oh wrong story
[11:33:51 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon looks riveted and sits near the fireplace.
[11:33:53 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: Go on.
[11:34:02 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie) points to the kitchen "Jake, Tea, Earl Grey, Hot."
[11:34:18 PM] Jake (Thexare): Jake (Thexare) grumbles.
[11:34:29 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): there once was a man named Dream_Theater
[11:34:37 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): he loved his outcast tridente
[11:34:46 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): he thought to himself "Bigger than yours!"
[11:34:52 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): so he bought himself a Vidar, to fly with the outcasts
[11:35:18 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): he then discovered Datastorm, and found the biggest, meanest, coolest looking battleship out there
[11:35:21 PM] Jake (Thexare): Jake (Thexare) returns with a cup.
[11:35:27 PM] Jake (Thexare): Coffee, Colombian, cold.
[11:35:31 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie) demands a saucer
[11:35:40 PM] Jake (Thexare): Jake (Thexare) gives Josh a Marauder.
[11:35:47 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie) sips delicately
[11:36:08 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie) calmly pours the coffee into Jake's hair before continuing
[11:36:15 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon looks at Jake. "Me?"
[11:36:29 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): so Dream_theater decides on one ship - the spyglass@!
[11:36:35 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon goes with dreamy eyes.. "Me?"
[11:36:50 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): and obviously, since Outcasts are hacker allies, it makes perfect sense for the Outcasts to have access to the most rare ship in the game
[11:36:53 PM] Jake (Thexare): Jake (Thexare) looks for a towel. "Just take his Marauder."
[11:37:17 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): So dream_theater purchases his spyglass
[11:37:23 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): He returns to Malta
[11:37:29 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): he gets thrown out by the outcasts
[11:37:42 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): he says "Screw you all" and goes Hackers
[11:37:53 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): he struggles against Phate and an angry gaming community
[11:37:55 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): and six months later
[11:38:03 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): VR is officialized.
[11:38:07 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): the end.
[11:38:23 PM] Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie): Josh (Petrucci/LaBrie) calmly shoves his footstool behind Jake's legs, effectivly gimping him and he topples to the floor
[11:38:24 PM] "Crazy"Kaze Dagon: "Crazy"Kaze Dagon claps.

[RmJ]

[1:59:41 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: dude...iits for 100,000,000
[1:59:52 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: of MY 100,000,000
[2:00:01 AM] Ivan: 100k?
[2:00:02 AM] Ivan: thats not cash
[2:00:09 AM] Daniel - Zigeris: 100million!!!!!
[2:00:16 AM] Ivan: feel free to enter us


lawl

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