I can haz skype

[Alex.]

[17:41:23] *** Dieter added stefixsrb ***
[17:41:28] Dieter: emergencys only here
[18:02:59 | Edited by Alex, 18:04:16] stefixsrb: ok

Emergancies ONLY - 'ok' isn't an emergancy. |-( ~Alex
[18:06:55] Dieter: This is Alex's place. Even I fear him here..

EDIT: And something... More disturbing:
[03:40:12] Kazinsal: Alex, if I were gay, I'd totally be in bed with you right now.

[Egon Bigmemes]

[5:09:57 PM] Maximilian (FooFighter): THE EMPRAH SHALL PROTECT MY SL33P NAU
[5:10:00 PM] Blodo: this chat growing isnt it
[5:10:01 PM] Maximilian (FooFighter): GOOD NIGHT, HERETICS.
[5:10:04 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): SLANESHI
[5:10:05 PM] Saronsen: so it seems
[5:10:09 PM] Maximilian (FooFighter): NO
[5:10:15 PM] Maximilian (FooFighter): NO SLAANESHI HERESY IN MY BED
[5:10:20 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Poor you
[5:10:27 PM] Saronsen: a necronette will pay you a visit tonight
[5:10:32 PM] Maximilian (FooFighter): Ah, no worries.
[5:10:36 PM] Maximilian (FooFighter): The SoBs are fine, too.
[5:10:37 PM] Saronsen: ever imagine hot sex with a skeleton robot femme?
[5:10:42 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): .......
[5:10:45 PM] Saronsen: you are now
[5:10:46 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): That's Daves thing
[5:10:48 PM] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Touche`

[n00bl3t]

[8:59:40 PM] Curt Remmert: Hey, Cannon, what if I multi-box to fight with myself?
[9:00:16 PM] Karl tilston: why do you want to kill yourself curt?
[9:01:01 PM] Curt Remmert: Fair fight

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It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[Marcus Lindberg]

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[21:22:15] ZDF|Cross: lulz
[21:22:24] ZDF|Cross: hrm wrong chat
[21:22:30] Shabinaf/Lindburger: XD

[kuth]

Blast. You. <3

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Lurker

[Alex.]

[20:01:18] Tazuras: you know, i think i might know someone that works with devs on infocards...
[20:01:26] Tazuras: i just cant seam to remmeber...
[20:01:31] Tazuras: oh yeah, it's YOU!
[20:01:34] Tazuras::P
[20:01:52] David (Mwerte): where is that 'stab in the face' emoticion?
[20:01:57] Tazuras: lol
[20:02:20] Tazuras: I love you too
[20:02:32] Alex: Tazuras <3 Mwerte
[20:02:33] David (Mwerte): (h)
[20:02:46 | Edited 20:03:16] Tazuras: Tazuras and Mwerte 4ever
[20:03:30] Sprofl: Ugh.
[20:03:40] Tazuras: I love you too sprolf!
[20:03:45] Sprofl: <3
[20:03:49] Tazuras: Tazuras hug attacks sprolf
[20:03:58] Sprofl: Sprofl is hug attacked.
[20:04:00] Sprofl: Sprofl counters with cuddle.
[20:04:35] David (Mwerte): but but but....
[20:04:37] David (Mwerte): (u)
[20:04:39] Tazuras: Tazuras recuddles
[20:04:51] Tazuras: Tazuras cuddles mwerte two
[20:04:58] Tazuras: Tazuras wonders about a cuddle 3some
[20:05:06] Sprofl: I was thinking the same thing.
[20:05:06] Alex: Alex runz away before Tazuras can catch him
[20:05:17] David (Mwerte): David (Mwerte) trips Alex
[20:05:22] Alex: OUCH!
[20:05:33] Alex: Alex has fallen flat on the floor
[20:05:34] Tazuras: Tazuras tackles tripped alex
[20:05:40] Tazuras: Tazuras hug rapes alex
[20:05:56] Alex: ...................................
[20:05:58] Alex: Ewww.
[20:06:02] David (Mwerte): all this hugging and raping and cuddling, and no Watsas yet
[20:06:21] Tazuras: strange...
[20:06:35] Alex: Yeah...
[20:09:39] Ironwatsas: Ironwatsas arrives
[20:09:44] David (Mwerte): ur late!
[20:09:49] Ironwatsas: No U
[20:09:52] Sprofl: You are.
[20:09:54] Ironwatsas: Ironwatsas Cuddle-Tackles
[20:09:57] David (Mwerte): YES U!
[20:10:01] Tazuras: Tazuras think about cuddle orgy
[20:10:09] Ironwatsas: Ironwatsas goes beyond thinking
[20:10:12] Ironwatsas: (hug)
[20:10:14] Tazuras: yus!
[20:10:27] Tazuras: (h)(hug)(h)(hug)(h)(hug)(h)(hug)(h)(hug)(h)(hug)(h)
[20:10:49] Sprofl: Oh, heavens.
[20:11:02] Ironwatsas: (F)
Tazuras goes back to wiki work
[20:12:05] Dave (Akura): Dave (Akura) goes back to Bioshock
[20:12:05] Ironwatsas: D:
[20:12:11] Ironwatsas: D:<
[20:12:14] Tazuras: fine
[20:12:22] Tazuras: Tazuras has cuddlesex with watsas
[20:12:29] Ironwatsas: Ironwatsas goes (mm)
[20:12:41] Ironwatsas: Now you can go

[Akura]

[00:46:56] Chris (Sovereign): ...Boss wasn't here a week ago.
[00:47:04] Chris (Sovereign): Dave, how many people have you mouthraped in the past two weeks?
[00:47:24] Dave (Akura): In the last two weeks... lets see...
[00:47:40] Dave (Akura): At least seven

[Ironwatsas]

[9:36:18 PM] *** Ironwatsas ejected Chris (Bobafett) from this conversation. ***
[9:36:20 PM] *** Ironwatsas ejected ?eceptikut from this conversation. ***
[9:36:21 PM] *** Ironwatsas ejected drop-bear1 from this conversation. ***
[9:36:23 PM] *** Ironwatsas ejected Fuast_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro) from this conversation. ***
[9:36:24 PM] *** Ironwatsas ejected Jacob(Shaggy) from this conversation. ***
[9:36:26 PM] *** Ironwatsas ejected Taro "Asbestos" Katsuo from this conversation. ***
[9:36:45 PM] *** Ironwatsas ejected (Gauss 1.0) Mileach Hcinnm from this conversation. ***
[9:44:03 PM] *** Ironwatsas has changed the conversation topic to "..:: Consortium Military Neurocyte Network :. Members purged. Find replacements. ~Watsas :." ***
[9:44:11 PM] Aaron: Alrighty.
[9:44:31 PM] Aaron: Iron
[9:44:41 PM] Aaron: Can jou see anyone that would be worth the time to get on for?
[9:45:04 PM] Ironwatsas: No, I'm not getting on now
[9:45:08 PM] Ironwatsas: ;P
[9:45:14 PM] Aaron: what.

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All that begins must end.

[darthbeck]

[10:43:22 AM] Dashiell: if he shows up tonight again, I am forced to seek out his place of residence and anally rape him with a flatscreen monitor
[10:43:36 AM] Will(Beck): pictures or it wasent violent enough

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<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Violence is Golden</span>

[Sturmwind]

[18:49:40] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): I'm THE Voelkel.
[18:49:49] Brian Warren: are you guys related!
[18:49:50] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): You are the other Voelkel. D:
[18:49:55] Marisol Petrizeli: I'm THE Voelkel too. D:
[18:49:58] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Yes.
[18:50:01] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): She's my sister.
[18:50:16] Karolis: Lie!
[18:50:20] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): No, RP.
[18:50:27] Brian Warren: Ya i see now
[18:50:29] Karolis: Lie!
[18:50:36] Brian Warren: heh im a litttle sloooow
[18:50:38] Marisol Petrizeli: We're like the Hermundts.
[18:50:39] Marisol Petrizeli: Except
[18:50:41] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): But...
[18:50:42] Marisol Petrizeli: Remastered.
[18:50:46] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): And...
[18:50:47] Marisol Petrizeli: Whatever the hell that means. :|
[18:50:57] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): I kinda contibuted my life to myself being a Voelkel. D:
[18:51:03] Brian Warren: How did your sister come to exsistance?
[18:51:07] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Well...
[18:51:09] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): Eeeeer.....
[18:51:11] Marisol Petrizeli: Basically.
[18:51:17] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): When a guy and a girl love each other...
[18:51:20] Alec (Maj. Voelkel): More like...
[18:51:20] Marisol Petrizeli: Two people that loved eachother veeeeeeeeeery much
[18:51:26] Alec (Maj. Voelkel)::D
[18:51:27] Karolis: ._.
[18:51:28] Terrance Cooper: LOL
[18:51:28] Brian Warren: LMAO