Allright lads. Here's the deal. Sheffield's head mechanic has been complaing to me. Seems we are burning through our Serpents too fast. And yet, still none of us is dead. I'm amased, really. The accountants want to see if our squadron is profitable at all. ppffff... Who cares if we blow up left and right? it's not like Serpents are all that expensive.
I really don't give a flying truck. But we can always make some wagers and stuff. So, we'll be keeping score from now on. All 22nd kills and detroyed Serpents are to be reported here. Yes, this means that everytime one of you sorry lot makes a spacewalk, our score goes down. The one who wrecked the most Serpents at the end of the year will be forced to eat yellow snow. Maybe even brown one, god help ya.
I know we are a bunch of tossers, but let's try to keep the score at least 1:2 ok?
Hey boss! Here's the first batch for the 22nd! We got a Barghest! Sadly, two of us went down during the mayhem, and I was one of 'em. Sorry boss. I'll learn to avoid me own mines eventually, I swear!
Fwoosh and Twack, hang your head in relative shame. We are now at break-even. Someone shoot a ship down before we go into the reds again. I hate dealing with accountants.