I can haz skype

[n00bl3t]

[3:37:08 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I just noticed what the acronym for Freelancer Account Generator is O.o
[3:37:13 PM | Edited 3:37:17 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): It's a download form the forums
[3:37:18 PM] Sprolf: Bwahahaha.
[3:37:30 PM] G.Atkinson: Film Actors Guild...
[3:37:36 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Yeeahhh.
[3:37:48 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): The file is actually called FLKeyGen.exe though
[3:37:50 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): so it's all good
[3:38:03 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Troy, the creator of the FAG.
[3:38:11 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): XD
[3:38:20 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I so wish I could put that in my sig
[3:38:25 PM] G.Atkinson: Troy king of FAG
[3:38:30 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: (rofl)
[3:38:35 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Cannon actually created the FAG in the first place
[3:38:39 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I just made it a better FAG.
[3:38:42 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Cannon, lord of FAG.
[3:38:45 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Nice.
[3:38:45 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): This FAG has more features.
[3:38:51 PM] G.Atkinson: So Cannon is the first FAG?
[3:38:59 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Cannon was the first FAG lord, yes
[3:39:04 PM] Dan K (Tazuras): yeah, thats enough of that now
[3:39:04 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: Troy is the second FAG.
[3:39:05 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I'm the new caretaker of the FAG
[3:39:12 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I release all the new FAGs.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[tazuras]

[1:50:51 AM | Edited 1:50:57 AM] Curt Remmert says: Er, Sprolf, what's up with the cat?
[1:50:58 AM] Sprolf says: What cat?
[1:50:59 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: sprolf, what did you just do
[1:51:00 AM] Boss (Boss) says: Sprolf is having issues
[1:51:08 AM] Curt Remmert says: There is a cat instead of a pencil
[1:51:09 AM] Sprolf says: Huh?
[1:51:14 AM] Boss (Boss) says: THERE IS A FOOKING CAT
[1:51:14 AM] Sprolf says: I'm not writing anything.
[1:51:23 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: yes, there was a cat...
[1:51:27 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: im freaking out
[1:51:36 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: wtf
[1:51:37 AM] Curt Remmert says: CAT!
[1:51:42 AM] Curt Remmert says: SS'd. I think
[1:52:09 AM] Boss (Boss) says: SS'd
[1:52:19 AM] Sprolf says: wat
[1:52:21 AM] Boss (Boss) says: THERE IT IS AGAIN
[1:52:27 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: i know!
[1:52:30 AM] Boss (Boss) says: http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll35/Ji...key/wtf-cat.png
[1:52:30 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: ZOMG
[1:52:48 AM] Curt Remmert says: IT'S A FOOKING CAT
[1:52:55 AM] Boss (Boss) says: AAAGHH!
[1:52:58 AM] Boss (Boss) says: CAT!
[1:53:01 AM] Boss (Boss) says: CAAAATT!
[1:53:05 AM] Sprolf says: SQUIRREL
[1:53:12 AM] Boss (Boss) says: No, srsly, cat
[1:53:20 AM] Sprolf says: srsly?
[1:53:24 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: that cat just killed hiedi!
[1:53:25 AM] Curt Remmert says: Sprolf, tell me how you did that
[1:53:28 AM] Curt Remmert says: It be win
[1:53:33 AM] Sprolf says: Do what?
[1:53:39 AM] Curt Remmert says: The cat
[1:53:41 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: you must share the ways of the cat
[1:53:43 AM] Sprolf says: Well.
[1:53:49 AM] Sprolf says: Usually, you need to be really really small..
[1:53:53 AM] Curt Remmert says: xhelp

How does the cat work?
[1:53:53 AM] Boss (Boss) says: (HE HAS NO FREAKIN IDEA)
[1:53:54 AM] Sprolf says: Then you use plenty of vaseline...
[1:54:03 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: ha ha
[1:54:04 AM] Boss (Boss) says: This looks like a job for...
[1:54:07 AM] Boss (Boss) says: BLOWJOB CAT!
[1:54:08 AM] Sprolf says: [1:54:07 AM] Curt Remmert: Sprolf, tell me how you did that

<<<
[1:54:21 AM] Curt Remmert: The cat

<<<
[1:54:33 AM] Curt Remmert says: Your a dick. I wanna cat!
[1:54:43 AM] Sprolf says: Youre.
[1:54:48 AM] Boss (Boss) says: I forsee this going to ICHS
[1:54:55 AM] Sprolf says: oshi-
[1:55:05 AM | Edited 1:55:27 AM] Curt Remmert says: It's a fooking kitty
[1:55:09 AM | Removed by Sprolf, 1:55:17 AM] Boss (Boss) says: This message has been removed
[1:55:14 AM] Curt Remmert says: I forsee kitty being used instead of pencil
[1:55:14 AM | Edited by Sprolf, 1:55:22 AM] Boss (Boss) says: SMITTEN
[1:55:31 AM] Boss (Boss) says: How the hell do you change the pencil to a cat?
[1:55:39 AM] Curt Remmert says: I really want that cat
[1:55:42 AM] Curt Remmert says: Oh, great
[1:55:43 AM] Sprolf says: I AM NOT WRITING ANYTHING
[1:55:47 AM] Boss (Boss) says: AAAAH
[1:55:49 AM] Boss (Boss) says:
ANOTHER CAT
[1:55:51 AM] Curt Remmert says: NOOOO
[1:55:55 AM] Sprolf says: ffffffffffffffyes
[1:55:59 AM] Curt Remmert says: Immah look this up on Google
[1:56:12 AM] Dan K (Tazuras) says: what cat?
[1:56:17 AM] Sprolf says: How to get the pussy in Skype.

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[Not Espi]

[3:15:37 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: in comparison to the main object of the sig (zhe jumphole) it is this large
[3:15:50 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: wormholes can obviously suck in a dreadnaught
[3:16:55 PM] Kiith Soban: btw, i want our disco holes to be bigger
[3:17:05 PM] Kiith Soban: and brighter
[3:17:19 PM] Kiith Soban: like warhammer 40k warp jumps:D
[3:17:34 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: didnt play that
[3:18:06 PM] Kiith Soban: sec, i'll find the pic
[3:20:16 PM] Kiith Soban: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:dXpo8AN...Q-qBo3WAzqo5UI=
[3:20:58 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: crap thats big
[3:21:02 PM] Kiith Soban: well, maybe little smaller then there, but idea is the same
[3:21:15 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: yeah but iw wormholes were this big in freelancer they would be able to consume entire planets
[3:21:17 PM] Kiith Soban: a big vortex
[3:24:45 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: crete goes poof ...
[3:24:52 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: corsairs : where the hell did it go?
[3:25:04 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: zoners : wtf is crete doing next to our freeport?
[3:25:14 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: corsairs find crete : YAY! FOod!
[3:25:37 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: outcast : no no no no .. they take 7 ranseurs and tow crete back to gamma
[3:25:56 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: corsais : F U, outcasts ... again
[3:26:02 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: outcasts : NO U!
[3:26:20 PM] Kiith Soban: (rofl)
[3:26:30 PM] Martin 'Vlko' Vlk: corsairs : Meh ... *they pull freeport 9 to crete through a HUGE wormhole*

[Wolfs Ghost]

Sprolf salutes.
[10:50:42 PM] Sprolf: SAH
[10:50:48 PM] Sprolf: PERMISSION TO HACK CHANNEL
[10:50:50 PM] Sprolf: SAH.
[10:50:57 PM] Captain Anderson: GRANTED!
[10:51:04 PM] Sprolf: THANK YOU
[10:51:06 PM] Sprolf: SAH
[10:51:08 PM] Captain Anderson: XD
[11:12:00 PM] Sprolf: CHANNEL HAXORED.
[11:12:07 PM] Sprolf: http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?ac...t=0#entry954704
[11:12:12 PM] Sprolf: LAMBASTATION COMPLETED.
[11:12:15 PM] Sprolf: Sprolf salutes.
[11:12:58 PM] Captain Anderson: Captain Anderson returns the salute
[11:13:06 PM] Captain Anderson: GOOD WORK MY IRISH FRIEND
[11:13:14 PM] Captain Anderson: NOW GO GET YOURSELF SOME RUM AND WHATNOT LADDIE!
[11:13:18 PM] Sprolf: THANK YOU, SAH
[11:13:20 PM] Sprolf: YES, SAH!
[11:13:33 PM] Captain Anderson: So getting ICHS'd XD
[11:13:41 PM] Sprolf: Hehe.
[11:13:46 PM] Sprolf: Go ahead.

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[Shagohad]

[8:35:42 PM] Shryke: Lube is for *****es.
[8:36:24 PM] Sprolf: ...
[8:38:25 PM] Alvin Katz (Commissar): [8:35 PM] Shryke: Lube is for *****es.

<<< mmmm spit works
[8:38:47 PM] Shryke: Exactly.
[8:38:56 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): ........
[8:39:06 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): Oh ****.
[8:39:10 PM] Tabris Anobi: ...
[8:39:10 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): Alvin.
[8:39:13 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): No.
[8:39:13 PM] Tabris Anobi: ....
[8:39:15 PM] Sprolf: .....

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Lohingren]

[6:56:16 AM] Terrance Cooper: Mus
[6:56:17 AM] Terrance Cooper: Shave
[6:56:18 AM] Terrance Cooper: ._.
[6:56:24 AM] Lohingren: LIES
[6:56:39 AM] Lohingren: the 1st step to being black is to be rugged as hell itself
[6:56:46 AM] Terrance Cooper: Ewww.
[6:56:47 AM] Terrance Cooper: No?
[6:57:07 AM] Lohingren: Ewwww whats up with a bit of man fluff eh?
[6:57:13 AM] Lohingren: unless its bum fluff
[6:57:15 AM] Lohingren: then it has to go
[6:57:17 AM] Terrance Cooper: LOL!
[6:57:28 AM] Terrance Cooper: Man
[6:57:30 AM] Terrance Cooper: I'll stick to
[6:57:35 AM] Terrance Cooper: Baby face + suit + basbeball cap
[6:57:41 AM] Lohingren: ...
[6:57:46 AM] Lohingren: suit
[6:57:48 AM] Lohingren: and baseball cap
[6:57:54 AM] Terrance Cooper: Yeah
[6:57:57 AM] Terrance Cooper: Mara has seen the pictures
[6:57:58 AM] Lohingren: you wear a ****ing suit
[6:58:00 AM] Terrance Cooper: She screamed.
[6:58:05 AM] Lohingren: AND a ****ing baseball cap
[6:58:11 AM] Terrance Cooper: And asked what the **** what I was doing with the cap
[6:58:12 AM] Terrance Cooper: >.>
[6:58:22 AM] Lohingren: WTF are you on man
[6:58:27 AM] Lohingren: have you got no fashion sense at all
[6:58:31 AM] Terrance Cooper: >.>
[6:58:44 AM] Lohingren: a suit and a ****ing baseball cap
[6:58:53 AM] Lohingren: that has to be the most priposterous thing ive heard in my life
[6:59:03 AM] Lohingren: you must be lying
[6:59:06 AM] Terrance Cooper: (rofl)
[6:59:06 AM] Lohingren: you must
[6:59:14 AM] Terrance Cooper: Ench had pic.
[6:59:16 AM] Terrance Cooper: I no lie.
[6:59:35 AM] Lohingren: pfft i have officially now gave up on you
[6:59:37 AM] Lohingren: you cant be saved
[6:59:42 AM] Terrance Cooper: (rofl)
[6:59:43 AM] Lohingren: i cant make you a black man
[6:59:52 AM] Lohingren: your to far gone
[7:00:14 AM] Terrance Cooper: SAVE ME D:

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It is a sad day indeed *sighs*

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Reapers of Sirius Database

[Shagohad]

[11:06:38 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): I feel afraid when I have family dinners with her.
[11:06:41 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): They're so..clean...
[11:06:44 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): And rather formal.
[11:07:04 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): What kind of Mexican has a handkerchief in his pocket!?
[11:07:16 PM] Davy (Leo): Uh...
[11:07:22 PM] Davy (Leo): A...senor...?
[11:07:25 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): I should be afraid.
[11:07:26 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): Kaz
[11:07:32 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): One that needs to wipe blood off a baseball bat in case of emergency

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[atlantis2112]

[1:09:35 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): http://www.leekspin.com/ OMG GOOD VIDEO LOL
[1:09:44 AM] Josh: IT'S A TRAP!
[1:09:49 AM] Sarawr: OH GOD OH GOD
[1:09:50 AM] Sarawr: OH GOD
[1:09:51 AM] Sarawr: OH GOD
[1:09:54 AM] Josh: TOLD YOU

[Kazinsal]

[AR3]optimusjamie: Earlier, I had an interesting faction idea:
[AR3]optimusjamie: Hispanic Unity League.
[OSD] Kazinsal: Corsairs/Outcasts at peace.
[OSD] Kazinsal: Right?
[AR3]optimusjamie: Yep.
[OSD] Kazinsal: Yeah, interesting idea, but most 'sairs and 'casts will shoot at them. Red is ded engagmbug, you know.
[AR3]optimusjamie: Lots of RP oppotunities though.
[OSD] Kazinsal: True.
[OSD] Kazinsal: Sadly, I don't see the OCs and Sairs becoming friends anytime soon.
[OSD] Kazinsal: Rumors are that 4.86 is going to have the second Nomad War.
[AR3]optimusjamie: TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[OSD] Kazinsal: OCs are all "love you squiddies you can haz our cardi kthx"
[OSD] Kazinsal: Sairs are all "AAAACK ALIENS!!! CALL THE ORDER! WE NEED THE ISIS OUT HERE!"
[AR3]optimusjamie: Wilde and Keepers are going ***ALLYOURBASE***AREBELONGTOUS***
[OSD] Kazinsal: Aoi Isejin are still thinking *** (puzzled) what the "****" are 'we' doing out here (?) ***
[AR3]optimusjamie: LOLZ.
[OSD] Kazinsal: ICHS

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Retired, permanently.

[Zeltak]

[20:27:51] Naukhel(Kapinos): my fingers adre drunk
[20:27:54] Naukhel(Kapinos): not me
[20:27:56] Naukhel(Kapinos)::)))