[7:26:13 PM] Hack says: from my daughter to someone who stole her art on deviant art and claimed it was theirs:
[7:26:20 PM] Hack says: I hope you get ass cancer and die
[7:26:33 PM] Sarawr says: XD
[7:26:39 PM] Sarawr says: Ass cancer
[7:26:40 PM] Sarawr says: and die
[7:26:40 PM] Sarawr says: rofl
[7:26:46 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: XD
[7:26:58 PM] Hack says: Can the LPI get a ASS CANCER cannon in the next mod?
[7:27:15 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: XD
[7:27:23 PM] Hack says: I can hear it now:
[7:27:29 PM] Hack says: Load the ASS CANCER cannons!
[7:27:30 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: WHO DO I SEND THE CASH TO?
[7:27:41 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: Your.Mom
[7:27:44 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: wait don't
[7:27:46 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: that's probably a real ship...
[7:28:14 PM] Hack says: Fear the ASS CANCER cannon pie rats!
[7:28:26 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: GIMME THE NAME TO SEND CASH
[7:30:52 PM] Hack says: O.o
[7:31:08 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: I have cash I don't need and I'm willing to send it to the LPI for a good cause!
[7:31:15 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: LPI-Leavenworth
[7:31:16 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: >.>
[7:31:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: Send it to SS.Starjacker kthx
[7:31:23 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) disappears
[7:31:42 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: Zapp, can I haz DC if I do?:P
[7:33:03 PM] Hack says: *automated female voice*
Welcome to the LPI chat! There are a few rules you must know before you are allowed to participate!
1. The Chief (Zapp) sees -all- without exception. Any. Ever. Yesh.
2. The O-word (Omicron) is to never be spoken.
3. The A-word (Alaska) is to never be spoken.
4. The N-word (Nomads) is to never be spoken; Aunt Billy is an acceptable substitute.
5. The Z-word (Zone 21) is to never be spoken; "that large blindspot by Norfolk" is an acceptable substitute.
6. The P-word (paycheck) is to NEVER be MENTIONED or spelled even!
7. The S-F-word (sugar free) is the spawn of the devil.
8. When the Chief winks, run. It's the signal for his goons to pounce.
9. Promotion is not a good thing around here.
10. Be prepared to be fired a couple of times.
11. The Chief also has rabid weasels. Always have a bag of jerky on you to protect yourself.
12. Dont feed the Michael Jacksons in the alley, they will hang out forever
13. No saying 'pron'. Say 'porn' like real men. Or women. Or things.
14. Dont Piss off Robo Marx, she has a large chainsaw attachment and knows how to use it.
15. Never talk about Kira without using the words 'bitch', 'whore', or some variation thereof.
16. Don't visit HR...A Harvester that took up residence there is loose.
17. The ASS CANCER cannon is just a myth.
[7:33:28 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: You can have...
[7:33:34 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: a swift kick in the crotch, courtesy of HR.
[7:33:53 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: ;(
[7:34:04 PM] Zachary (Zapp) HR's door slowly slides open and a seven-foot tall huge guy slowly slides out halfway, grinding one fist in his other hand
[7:34:07 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) goes to edit the Admin Cannon ids_name on DiscoCan from BANHAMMER to ASS CANCER
[7:34:41 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) drugs Cannon and puts ASS CANCER in place of Justice Mk I
[7:34:48 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: Zappster! You said I could! ;(
[7:35:16 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: That was days ago
[7:35:17 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: I changed my mind
[7:35:19 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says::D
[7:35:20 PM] Hack says: ASS CANCER cannon Lives!
[7:35:22 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: why do you want it anyways?
[7:35:26 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: It just means you get bitchwork, being hte new guy
[7:35:33 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: trust me
[7:35:37 PM] Hack says: the admins are going to give us ass cancer!
[7:35:37 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: Hack's got plenty of **** to pile onto you
[7:35:45 PM] Hack says: hehehehehhehe
[7:35:45 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: Great!
[7:35:46 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says::D
[7:35:56 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: I like work to do!
[7:35:57 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) wants a Starflea with full ASS CANCERs
[7:36:03 PM] Hack says: and i had Mexican food last night
[7:36:06 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: I wanna starflea with a Terrorist ID
[7:36:09 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: LOL
[7:36:11 PM] Hack says: oh, wait, you mean work...
[7:36:25 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: MEET THE WRATH OF THE ASS CANCER FLEA
[7:36:34 PM] Hack says: i think this needs ICHS
[7:36:39 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal) says: I think so too.
Anddddd it continues:
[8:03:11 PM] Hack says: go with your strengths
[8:03:13 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) says: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
[8:03:26 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) says: YOUR WIN DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN.
[8:03:40 PM] Dejavu (Oliver Shaw) says: Whats happening on the "other chat"?
[8:03:59 PM] Hack says: We are the LPI collective, your technological and cultural distintiveness will not be added to our own. It has a stench and is a aweful shade of Muave
[8:04:10 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) turns and does a karate chop to Deja's face, which effectively deals the same force as one of Riza's bricks.
[8:04:14 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: I love you Hack
[8:04:17 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: In a totally non-gay way
[8:04:21 PM] Hack says: Cool
[8:04:25 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: (rofl)
[8:04:58 PM] maskage (jd masket) says: hack... is lauren's mummeh
[8:05:12 PM] Hack says: NOOOOOOOO!
[8:05:20 PM] Zachary (Zapp) says: OH MY GOD
[8:05:21 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) says: [Kerry coughs]
[8:05:22 PM] Zachary (Zapp) dies
[8:05:22 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) says: Not true.
[8:05:25 PM] Zachary (Zapp) twitches
[8:05:26 PM] Hack says: That would mean that Butt secs does lead to reproduction
[8:05:29 PM] Hack says: IE ******* baby
[8:05:35 PM] Zachary (Zapp) DIES AGAIN OMG
[8:05:45 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) looks at the ghost of Hull O'Brian...
[8:05:54 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) then looks at Myers, who is twitching on the floor.
[8:05:56 PM] The Master Elite (Deveron Kerry) then thinks.
Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station
[8:46:14 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): wish you both luck
[8:46:25 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): oh and with the "making out" with your leader thing
[8:46:34 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): I've decided to add raid Miura to the ist
[8:46:37 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): just a heads up
[8:48:28 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): yeah I heard, after ten years let me know how your progressing, I've got a bet in the pool that you should be able to deface one entire side of a mountain by then. Nothing but snow and craggy mountains on the surface, GMG is underground. deep underground
[8:48:47 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): hmm
[8:49:01 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): bloody jap bastards >.>
[8:49:07 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): anyway
[8:49:10 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): it should be fun
[8:50:09 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): perhaps someone in Disco can invent teleporters like Star Trek has and you can beam into those PoW camps underground and muck things up
[8:50:58 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): nah
[8:51:00 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): too easy
[8:51:17 PM] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): perhaps I'll let you take me into those POW camps;)
[8:52:14 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): gotta be careful in those prison
[8:52:19 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): them males
[8:52:33 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): they like sodomize others as a way to show dominance
[8:53:00 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): don't drop that soap is all I'm saying
[8:53:13 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): but you may actually find the shower nonetheless
[6:37:56 PM] Josh: NOW WEVERYONE
[6:38:00 PM] Josh: TO THE RECRUITMENT THREAT
[6:38:03 PM] Josh: READ THE NEW POSTS
[6:39:22 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): SIR YES SIR
[6:39:32 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): SIR THAT DRESS DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK FAT SIR
[6:39:41 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): SIR I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO YOUR LEGS SIR
[6:39:41 PM] Josh: damn right it doesn't
[6:39:52 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): SIR MAY I KISS YOUR ASS SIR
[6:40:03 PM] Josh: your mouth is too dirty
[6:40:17 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): SIR THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LICK YOU CLEAN SIR
[6:40:20 PM] Pat: Sounds tasty
[7:35:21 PM] Beagle: Yar harr, me gunboot sets sail
[7:36:19 PM] Beagle: Crewed by Major Colonel Richard Dickings and his Chief of Funk, Hot Lub
[7:37:02 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): That's even better than Captain Cunnil Ingus And his SIC Fell Atio.
[7:37:16 PM] Beagle: Unfortunately it was all lies
[7:37:22 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): Mine wasn't.
[7:37:26 PM] Beagle: Then I salute you
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"
[1:27:08 AM] Justin (Durandal): I'm not as much into gaming as I used to be.
[1:27:19 AM] Marisol Petrizeli: Never was a hardcore one myself.
[1:27:24 AM] Marisol Petrizeli: I'm too boring D:
[1:27:32 AM] Justin (Durandal): Marisol.
[1:27:44 AM] Justin (Durandal): Hardcore gamers are some of the most boring people you will ever meet.
[1:27:55 AM] Marisol Petrizeli: Yeah, thing is.
[1:27:57 AM] Justin (Durandal): Their vocabulary consists of "omg, wtf, pwned, woot, noob"
[1:27:59 AM] Justin (Durandal): And that's about it.
[1:28:02 AM] Marisol Petrizeli: So are hardcore readers:D
[1:28:08 AM] Justin (Durandal): I played Starcraft for a long time, I would know.
[1:28:15 AM] Justin (Durandal): Halo, too.
[1:28:18 AM] Marisol Petrizeli: Hahaha
[1:28:42 AM] Justin (Durandal): I much prefer a living, breathing creature I can talk and relate to rather than..
[1:28:43 AM] Justin (Durandal): That.
Edit:
[1:30:59 AM] Justin (Durandal): That said...
[1:31:13 AM] Justin (Durandal): Up for some hardcore omg wtf hax lol pwning in Braun? 8D
Troy Martin (Kazinsal) goes to copy RayWilliamJohnson and makes a BreakingCanada
[12:17:25 PM] Zukeenee: Zukeenee liiterally breaks Canada.
[12:17:33 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): You can't do that
[12:17:38 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): we're your sexy hat
[12:18:12 PM] Zukeenee: No. My cardboard box is my sext hat.
[12:18:24 PM] Zukeenee: Of course, I refer to it as my Stylish Stylish Hat.
[12:18:55 PM] Zukeenee: It originally contained some CDs. Delivered to a girl named Rachel.
[12:18:59 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Your sexy hat is my sexy pants.
[12:19:02 PM] Zukeenee: It fit perfectly on my head.
[12:19:15 PM] Zukeenee: GET MAH BOX OFF OF YOUR BOTTOM.
[12:19:27 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Context thread!
[12:19:34 PM] Zukeenee: ...
[12:20:03 PM] Davy (Leo): What the hell did I just miss?
[12:20:11 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): I have no idea
[12:20:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Zuk's now a context-ee.
[12:20:22 PM] Davy (Leo): There goes the neighborhood.
[12:20:38 PM] Zukeenee: Zukeenee a'splodes.
[12:20:41 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): The neighborhood was torched last week
[12:20:52 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): You lit the fsking place on fire, Chris
[12:27:36 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): LR-<Insert.Funny>
[12:27:47 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): LR-RL
[12:28:00 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): LR-Bump.In.The.Day
[12:28:08 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): LR-Hugh.G.Rection
[12:28:20 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): LR-Dixie.Normous
[12:28:48 PM] Davy (Leo): LR-Im.going.to.punch.each.one.of.you.in.the.face.if.you.keep.making.LR.names.in.this.chat
[12:28:52 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): LR-Santa.Claus.Land.Here
[12:29:14 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): LR-Insert.Cookie
[12:29:26 PM] Davy (Leo): Davy (Leo) punches Boss in the face.
[12:29:35 PM] Zukeenee: LR-Push.Button...
[12:29:39 PM] Davy (Leo): Davy (Leo) punches Zuk in the face.
[12:29:40 PM] Aaron (Boss, Squee): <3
[12:29:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): LR-**********
[12:29:47 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) blocks
[12:29:55 PM] *** Davy (Leo) ejected Troy Martin (Kazinsal) from this conversation. ***
[12:30:01 PM] Davy (Leo): Oh shi-.
[12:48:30 PM] Davy (Leo): Die. In a fire.
[12:48:30 PM] Zukeenee: All thanks to Kaz.
[12:48:33 PM] Davy (Leo): Covered in bleach.
[12:48:40 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): S***, I'm a palindrome gnome.
[12:48:41 PM] Davy (Leo): While square dancing.
[12:48:45 PM] Davy (Leo): To polka.
[12:49:02 PM] Zukeenee: Wait... should I cover myself in bleach, THEN jump in the fire, or put the bleach ON the fire?
[12:49:08 PM] Davy (Leo): No. Just die.
[12:49:11 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) envisions Zuk square dancing in a polka while covered in firey bleach
[12:49:20 PM] Zukeenee: Zukeenee just dies.
[12:49:25 PM] *** Zukeenee has left ***
[12:49:33 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Troy Martin (Kazinsal) prepares the fune--- aww.
[12:49:36 PM] Davy (Leo): ROFL
[12:49:47 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): We're full of lolz tonight
[12:49:51 PM | Edited 12:49:57 PM] Davy (Leo): Invite that f***er back, I'm trying not to die of laughter.
[12:49:59 PM] *** Troy Martin (Kazinsal) added Zukeenee ***
[12:50:05 PM] Davy (Leo): I just laughed to death, Zuk rofl
[12:50:06 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Haidere :3
[12:50:09 PM] Zukeenee: REZ, PLZ.
[30.03.2010 22:19:23] Cristian (teschy): Schlurbi - Smiling at the sound of penis
[30.03.2010 22:23:00] mr.jongleur: :|
[30.03.2010 22:23:09] mr.jongleur::D
[30.03.2010 23:10:11] Christycupcakez (schlurbi): D:
[30.03.2010 23:10:24] Christycupcakez (schlurbi): Penis makes "ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz"
[30.03.2010 23:12:33] Cristian (teschy): It should go like: "INCOOOMIIIIIIING .... .WWAAAAAAAGHHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAHWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[30.03.2010 23:15:51] Christycupcakez (schlurbi): I go to Bed now, Teschy surprise me with an awesome Signature!
[30.03.2010 23:17:04] Cristian (teschy): I'll put a penis on it
"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"
[10:21:33 PM] Lobster_Lord: Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.
[10:21:47 PM] Lobster_Lord: When god comes and calls me to his kingdom,
[10:21:53 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): ONE STEP FORWARD AND TWO STEPS BACK
[10:22:00 PM] Lobster_Lord: I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go!
[10:22:01 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Ain't gonna get too far like that.
[10:23:09 PM] Lobster_Lord: Aaa ddeee leeeyy aaaaeee ooooo.
[10:23:33 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me
[10:24:05 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): But if I stay here with you, girl. THings just couldn't be the same
[10:24:22 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Cos I'm as a free as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change!
[10:24:26 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): OHOHOHOHOOHOHOHHHHH
[10:24:32 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): ANd a bird you cannot chage!
[10:24:33 PM] Beagle: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:24:35 PM] Beagle: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
[10:24:47 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): LORD KNOWS I CAN'T CHANGE
[10:25:09 PM | Edited 10:25:37 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Don't **** with me lobby, I will go late eighties, early nineties on your ass.
[10:25:44 PM] Beagle: dududdudunnndun
[10:25:45 PM] Beagle: HIGHHHHHHH
[10:25:46 PM] Beagle: WAY
[10:25:46 PM] Beagle: TO
[10:25:47 PM] Beagle: THE
[10:25:49 PM] Beagle: DAAAAAAAAANGER ZONE
[10:25:53 PM] Beagle: I TAKE YOU RIGHHHTTT
[10:25:54 PM] Beagle: INNNN
[10:25:55 PM] Beagle: TOOOOO
[10:25:55 PM] Beagle: THE
[10:25:56 PM] Beagle: DANGER ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
[10:27:42 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): *synth riff*
[10:28:04 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): We're leaving together,
But still its farewell
[10:28:15 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): And maybe well come back, To earth, who can tell?
[10:28:30 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): I guess there is no one to blame, We're leaving ground
[10:28:39 PM] Beagle: LEEEAVING GROUUUUND
[10:28:50 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Will things ever be the same again?
[10:29:12 PM] Beagle: IT'S
[10:29:12 PM] Beagle: THE
[10:29:14 PM] Beagle: FINNNALL
[10:29:15 PM] Beagle: COUNTDOWN
[10:29:16 PM] Beagle: DUNNNAAAADUUUUUUUNNNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:29:21 PM] Beagle: DUNNNADUNDUNDNAAAA
[10:29:26 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
[10:29:27 PM] Jim Young: Please mute beagle!
[10:29:35 PM] Jim Young: Comeon!!!!11!1
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