I can haz skype

[Asbestos]

[16:12:51] Saheto : mhm
[16:12:56] Saheto : now back to the important topic
[16:12:59] Saheto : what Miners ?!
[16:29:30] Asbestos: two Hegemons
[16:29:39] Asbestos: caught them with Ash
[16:29:47] Asbestos: now in my pokeballs!
[19:01:19] Saheto : what kind of Hegemons ?
[19:08:35] Asbestos: http://orangesquared.files.wordpress.com...egemon.jpg

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[sovereign]

[3:10:07 PM] Maximilian (FooFighter): Truly, sometimes, I think that if it weren't such a huge pain in the ass, most men'd probably go gay

So much win. Posting the stuff around it would dilute the win.

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[Zeltak]

[00:09:32] Rebbi Zelot: I scored a 218 on the color test.
[00:09:35] Rebbi Zelot: I cant see color.
[00:09:40] Rebbi Zelot: means I cant be racist.
[00:09:43] Gurjiv (frozen) Singh: lol mike.
[00:09:46] Mark: XD
[00:09:53] Sina (Zeltak): LOL
[00:09:56] Sina (Zeltak): Hahahhahah

[Zapp]

[11:12:21 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIES AND ADULTERY, YOU WHORE
[11:12:22 PM] Ben (Kanga the Lord of the Dinorawrs) says: That's a change.
[11:12:23 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: YOU FILTHY WHORE
[11:12:26 PM] *** ZachaЯy (Zapp) ejected and banned Void.Bot from this chat
***

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[Bobthemanofsteel]

[1:27:26 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel): Is there going to be sexytimes here?
[1:27:34 PM] The.Outlaw.Star: i hope so
[1:27:42 PM] *** Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood) has changed the conversation topic to "Discovery Porn Chat 2.0" ***
[1:27:47 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel): YES!~
[1:27:49 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): up up and away!
[1:28:00 PM] The.Outlaw.Star: slowly take of top
[1:28:07 PM] Will(Beck): uhhh.
[1:28:08 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel): Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) stix it in
[1:28:18 PM] The.Outlaw.Star: ouch that hurt
[1:28:20 PM] Will(Beck): Will(Beck) regrets everything. or nothing

[Durandal]

[1:17:22 AM] Corsair(Alexander): Okay. Solution found.
[1:17:43 AM] Corsair(Alexander): I never thought Freespace would cure a headache and defeat Capitalism.

[Osilon]

[8:51:20 PM] Jordan: ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!
[8:51:26 PM] Atreides2: orks ?
[8:51:28 PM] Curt Remmert: Curt Remmert kills Orks with SNAC
[8:51:31 PM] Jordan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
[8:51:34 PM] Atreides2: Atreides2 sound the horn of Gondor
[8:51:36 PM] Atreides2: Come on ...
[8:51:39 PM] Jordan: wrong game.
[8:51:39 PM] Curt Remmert: Gondor?
[8:51:44 PM] Curt Remmert: LAUNCH THE ROCS
[8:51:48 PM] Curt Remmert: THE EAGLES ARE COMING!
[8:51:51 PM] Curt Remmert: Curt Remmert razorz orks
[8:51:53 PM] Jordan: Jordan watches the space marine drop pods fall from the sky.
[8:51:54 PM] Jordan: Oshi-
[8:51:56 PM] S. Wolfe: Red-2's in-game.
[8:52:00 PM] S. Wolfe: Someone go help the rookie.
[8:52:02 PM] Jordan: Jordan gets blasted away by a Dreadnought
[8:52:04 PM] Curt Remmert: SPACE MARINES! CHARGE!
[8:52:08 PM] Curt Remmert: Pepepeppepepepepeppepepepeppepepe
[8:52:09 PM] Atreides2: to help him with what ?
[8:52:40 PM] Jordan: WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[8:52:54 PM] S. Wolfe: to help him with what ?I dunno, anything that might happen?
[8:52:55 PM] Jordan: Jordan launches his botched-together killa kans.
[8:53:15 PM] S. Wolfe: S. Wolfe fields his Adepta Sororitas.
[8:53:36 PM] Atreides2: Houston , WE HAZ A DAMN PROBLEM
[8:53:46 PM] Curt Remmert: Curt Remmert puts the EMPARAH on the table with the BANHAMMA!
[8:55:22 PM] S. Wolfe: S. Wolfe upgrades his Sisters of Battle with Heavy Bolters.
[8:55:51 PM] Jordan: Jordan rubs his eyes, and switches to Chaos
[8:55:59 PM] Curt Remmert: I have the EMPARAH
[8:56:02 PM] Curt Remmert: You all lose.
[8:56:04 PM] Curt Remmert: Instantly
[8:56:14 PM] Jordan: FFFFFFF
[8:56:17 PM] Jordan: Gtfo, Curt
[8:56:27 PM] Jordan: DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
[8:56:35 PM] Jordan: Jordan starts spamming Defilers
[8:56:37 PM] Curt Remmert: False?
[8:56:47 PM] Curt Remmert: Oh, no, he has 10's accross the board.
[8:57:05 PM] Curt Remmert: And a invunerable save of +2 he takes 3 times in a row
[8:57:05 PM] Atreides2: Atreides2 starts to spam nyx
[8:57:10 PM] *** Annekinz added Vogel/Pryor ***
[8:57:11 PM] Atreides2: First rule of doom
[8:57:12 PM] Jordan: Jordan facepalms.
[8:57:19 PM] Jordan: Are we really playing Dawn of war in a skype chat?
[8:57:23 PM] Jordan: Seriously?
[8:57:29 PM] S. Wolfe: S. Wolfe summons his Living Saint.
[8:57:30 PM] Curt Remmert: No
[8:57:35 PM] Jordan: I'm going to ICHS this.
[8:57:35 PM] Curt Remmert: The Emporer isn't in DoW

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[Jansen]

[13:46:09] Jordan: we just sit here and rage over my pet.
[13:46:23] Jansen: Oh cool, which pet is it?
[13:47:13] Jordan: My pet.
[13:47:25] Jordan: is this pet:
[13:47:30] Vin Chenzo: another spam chat?
[13:47:38] Jansen: Oh Chenzos your pet?
[13:47:43] Jansen: Frak your screwed...

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[Dab]

[5:18:46 PM] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon says: Curse you mother and your indoctrination!

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[Kazinsal]

[10:43:39 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): In soviet russia, nukes spam you!
[10:43:41 PM] politus.aquila: lmfao
[10:43:46 PM] Curt Remmert: Stop on all their dudes
[10:44:07 PM] politus.aquila: I also liked the US air support in Zero Hour, specifically the Air-General's air units.
[10:44:07 PM] Curt Remmert: In soviet russia, nukes spam you!IN SOVIET TAU, ROCKS MINE YOU!
[10:44:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood)::D
[10:44:18 PM] politus.aquila: Battle Chinook was beast.
[10:44:26 PM] politus.aquila: I'd fill it with snipers and rocket troops and blast EVERYTHING.
[10:44:29 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): IN SOVIET DISCO, MUDD BAN YOU!
[10:44:55 PM] politus.aquila: IN SOVIET IOTA, YOU MOUTHRAPE NOMAD
[10:45:05 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): tasty
[10:45:08 PM] politus.aquila: :3
[10:45:11 PM] Curt Remmert: IN SOVIET GALLIA, WE GET WASTED!
[10:45:59 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): In Soviet Gallia, wars lose you!
[10:46:03 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): ba-dum crash!
[10:46:25 PM] Curt Remmert: In Soviet Gallia, balanced are you!
[10:46:56 PM] politus.aquila: In Soviet Gallia, YOU dock-kill SNAC!
[10:47:15 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood): In Soviet Gallia, SNACs spam you!
[10:47:48 PM] Curt Remmert: In Soviet ANZLAG, Ping - *lags out*

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Retired, permanently.