tis real simple. we'll meet today 19 GMT in connecticut. There will be two teams. The Orks and the Kitties. You can join any team you like with any ship you like. You kill each other. The winner will have proven by the use of force in a space ship game that the side its representing is in fact way more awesome than the other side. And that the defeated side is totally mental, while the victorious side radiates awesomeness and sanity in all parts of sirius.
The cats are well aware that they are too good for the orcs, such a contest would inevitably serve to only hurt the orcs, both physically and mentally. Therefor, the cats choose not to show up to this competition, which is obviously rigged in their favor simply due to the fact that they are cats.
The cats suggest that the orcs choose to pit themselves against someone closer to their own size, such as the mice.