I can haz skype

[Durandal]

[10:11:23 PM] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Troy..
[10:11:25 PM] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: >.>
[10:11:29 PM] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: That was ...
[10:11:29 PM] Terrance Cooper: What?
[10:11:31 PM] Terrance Cooper: He's gay.
[10:11:33 PM] Terrance Cooper: I mean
[10:11:35 PM] Justin (Durandal): Justin (Durandal) rips out his spleen and suffocates Troy with it
[10:11:36 PM] Justin (Durandal): There.
[10:11:38 PM] Terrance Cooper: After what women have shwoed me
[10:11:40 PM] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: I can't stop laughing xD
[10:11:42 PM] Justin (Durandal): You're *gay*?
[10:11:44 PM] Terrance Cooper: Troy is on the path to enlgihtenment
[10:11:50 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I'm trying to, you know, make sure he's dead...
[10:11:53 PM] Justin (Durandal): So THAT explains why you're trying to get in Jesses pants.
[10:11:54 PM] Josh: I find it funny because Troy was pelvis-to-back to touch my corpse with his wang
[10:11:57 PM] Justin (Durandal): I GET IT!
[10:12:05 PM] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: looool
[10:12:15 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): You guys are really homoerotic...

[Zapp]

[11:14:51 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: Zapp... I can haz Ageira Libby?
[11:15:09 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: WHY
[11:15:12 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME
[11:15:39 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: I RAISED YOUR CHILDREN YOU SONOVABITCH
[11:16:13 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: WUT
[11:16:15 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: LIES
[11:16:51 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: WHORE!
[11:17:23 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: I HATE YOU!
[11:17:44 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: I'M TAKING THE STATION AND THE LIBBY, YOU CAN HAVE THE CHILDREN
[11:17:55 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: THERE ARE NO CHILDREN
[11:18:01 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: YOU LIER
[11:22:36 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: Breaking News: Shock corporate moves today as Ageira Technologies completely Absorbs Liberty Police Incorporated, possibly the biggest corporate merger in Liberty, and even Sirius History. We go now to Jody Heines on Wall Street Station.
"Thankyou Jane, Jody Heines reporting. As you can see, I'm standing outside of the Ageira boardroom on the Station. We're going to try and get a peek inside. Okay, here we go.... Okay! Yes! What you're seeing here is the Ageira Executives, clad in their customary Tophats and monocles, drinking what appears to be Martinis and smoking fine Hispanian cigars! They're currently in a congo line, one which is snaking around the room in a very happy fashion! I think we've seen enough.... THis is Jody Heines, bringing it to you first, as it happens, on SNN!"
[11:22:51 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
[11:22:54 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: LPI > AGEIRA
[11:22:57 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: WE'D ABSORB YOU
[11:22:58 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: BITCH
[11:23:23 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: PSH. We own the government!
[11:23:33 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: LIES
[11:23:38 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: I'LL ARREST YOU
[11:23:47 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: AND THEN LAUGH AS YOUR CHEAP LABOR MAKES ME RICHER
[11:23:55 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: IS THAT CORPORATE SLANDER I HEAR?
[11:23:57 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: I'M RECORDING
[11:23:58 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: EXACTLY LIKE THIS: HAHA. HAHA. HA.
[11:24:04 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: I'M RECORDING YOU CHEAP SLUT
[11:24:06 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: YOUR MOM IS RECORDING
[11:24:09 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: HER LATEST PORNO
[11:24:11 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[11:24:13 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: Now give me a Libby Q_Q
[11:24:18 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: K.
[11:24:27 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: 8-)
[11:24:27 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: WAIT WHY?
[11:24:35 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofsteel) says: I don't actually know.

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[sovereign]

[4:48:36 PM] The Master Elite: Wort.
[4:49:01 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Wort wort. Wort wort wort?
[4:49:10 PM] The Master Elite: Wortity Blarg Blarg.
[4:49:17 PM] The Master Elite: Blarg Blarg Honk?
[4:49:45 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Wort blarg waROOOOOOOO.
[4:49:54 PM] The Master Elite: [Sighs]...Blarg.
[4:49:55 PM] The Master Elite: -.-
[4:50:06 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Wort wort ICHS?
[4:50:21 PM] The Master Elite: Wort Blarg Blarg Honk Wort Applesauce?!
[4:50:30 PM] Chris (Sovereign): Muffin blarg.
[4:50:41 PM] The Master Elite: Gumphinblargle.

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[Zapp]

[11:15:14 PM] Russell Hunter says: Josh, what is this?
[11:15:18 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: THIS
[11:15:19 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: IS
[11:15:20 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: SPARTAAAAAAAA
[11:15:21 PM] Russell Hunter holds up a picture of a city

[11:15:23 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) kicks into pit

[11:15:25 PM] Russell Hunter says: DAMMIT

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[Charo]

Zapp! You gott post the entire convers. you d*ck!

[10:15:14 PM] Russell Hunter: Josh, what is this?
[10:15:18 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp): THIS
[10:15:19 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp): IS
[10:15:20 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp): SPARTAAAAAAAA
[10:15:21 PM] Russell Hunter: Russell Hunter holds up a picture of a city
[10:15:23 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp): ZachaЯy (Zapp) kicks into pit
[10:15:24 PM] Russell Hunter: DAMMIT
[10:15:32 PM] Russell Hunter: LET ME FINISH DAMMIT!
[10:15:35 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp): NO
[10:15:36 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp): **** YOU

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[max_was_ere@hotmail.com]

Some parts of the last one were "Slightly" funny but if it's just going to be Vulgar and un-tasteful junk. Maybe not posting would be best.

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I like how he doesn't even attempt to hide a +1.
Unlike me, I'm pro at making it look like I actually have an opinion on the topic.
Except in this post.
I'm feeling rebellious.

[Pinko]

[08:44:13] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): You're such a whore ._.
[08:44:17] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): In the non-whore way.

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I want to get off Mr. Igiss' wild ride.

[Mounteblanc]

Some parts of the last one were "Slightly" funny but if it's just going to be Vulgar and un-tasteful junk. Maybe not posting would be best.

I blame Bob.

It's all his fault.

The context makes it better.

I'm pretty sure we were talking about Jinx's models.

[Hell Hunter]

[20/05/2010 19:40:16] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: Who here actually did a admin app for GC admin?
[20/05/2010 19:40:51] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Vitaly ([Shadow]) raises a tentacle
[20/05/2010 19:40:58] Vitaly ([Shadow]): i've got what, 6+ hours of free time a day?
[20/05/2010 19:41:03] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier::P
[20/05/2010 19:41:05] Vitaly ([Shadow]): might as well try to invest it to GC
[20/05/2010 19:41:05 | Edited 19:41:09] Alex: I am going to PM one.
[20/05/2010 19:41:15] Alex: Haven't completed it yet.
[20/05/2010 19:41:20] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: I betted 200 mill alex.. That i dont get to be a admin
[20/05/2010 19:41:24] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: I already posted this morning
[20/05/2010 19:41:26] Vitaly ([Shadow]): meh, I wrote a short one within 15 minutes
[20/05/2010 19:41:57] Vitaly ([Shadow]): I can talk about it or I can just go and do stuff instead of writing endless WOTs
[20/05/2010 19:41:59] Alex: I'm finding it difficult to put 6 and 7 into words. :/
[20/05/2010 19:42:08] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: I dare yeh all my money which is 58 mill that i WONT get accepted as a admin
[20/05/2010 19:42:16] Vitaly ([Shadow]): i suck at writing anything larger than a short MD post, though
[20/05/2010 19:42:31] Vitaly ([Shadow]): I'm not losing anything if I get denied, that is if I get my shiny SRP approved
[20/05/2010 19:42:40] Vitaly ([Shadow]): as long as I get my precious glowing *Bleep* I'm happy
[20/05/2010 19:42:53] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: Its most likely n00bl3t is gonna be one
[20/05/2010 19:43:04] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: Everyone is like cheering for him at the forums.. >_>
[20/05/2010 19:43:11] Vitaly ([Shadow]): n00bl3t and sprolf, most likely
[20/05/2010 19:43:20] Alex: Alex shrugs.
[20/05/2010 19:43:22] Vitaly ([Shadow]): sarah, maybe
[20/05/2010 19:43:24] Alex: I'm gonna try anyway.
[20/05/2010 19:43:29] Vitaly ([Shadow]): yeh, no harm in trying
[20/05/2010 19:43:33] Alex: Worst possible scenario is that I get accepted.
[20/05/2010 19:43:35] Alex::P
[20/05/2010 19:43:39] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier::D
[20/05/2010 19:43:40] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: No
[20/05/2010 19:43:43] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: Worser then me
[20/05/2010 19:43:48] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: I fail correct. More then you. Yes?
[20/05/2010 19:43:57] Vitaly ([Shadow]): [Admin]Lagnom, wut
[20/05/2010 19:44:01] Vitaly ([Shadow]): scary *Bleep*
[20/05/2010 19:44:07] hellhunteЯ/combine soldier: [Admin][admin]
[20/05/2010 19:44:11] Vitaly ([Shadow]): might as well try it on discovery russia
[20/05/2010 19:44:51] Alex: [Admin]Hell.Hunter
I would lol so hard if I actually ever saw that (rofl)

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[Sly]

[12:45:31] Rawrdent: Did I tell you I found disco while searching for porn?