I can haz skype

[exlibrismortis]

[3:08:22 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: I am aroused
[3:08:32 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): you like?
[3:08:48 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: No, I like angry sex. Thus I'm disgusted by your attempts yet turned on
[3:08:56 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Yes. >.>
[3:09:07 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): yet turned onIm turned on too
[3:09:09 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): lets do it nau
[3:09:18 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: I have a rule about pitching
[3:09:34 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): What kind of rule D:
[3:09:49 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: The kind where I always do eet

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I am [The_Angels]Mortis. If you need help regarding the rules, the game, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me on skype or PM me.

[exlibrismortis]

[3:12:00 PM] ExLibrisMortis (James): ZOMG
[3:12:04 PM] ExLibrisMortis (James): Totally ICHS
[3:12:13 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): if you put this there
[3:12:17 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): I will ass-rape you
[3:12:19 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): ohhh
[3:12:20 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): turned on again
[3:12:25 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): Igor(Will.Clayton) masturbates furiously
[3:12:39 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Jou like my psuedo-science, ja, Ex?
[3:12:49 PM] ExLibrisMortis (James): I am reading that part right now
[3:12:54 PM] ExLibrisMortis (James): and will
[3:12:57 PM] ExLibrisMortis (James): too late...
[3:13:19 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): to ass rape you?
[3:13:22 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): its never too late baby
[3:13:23 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): NEVER
[3:13:29 PM] ExLibrisMortis (James): srsly lol
[3:13:33 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): Igor(Will.Clayton) moans
[3:13:38 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): ahhhh
[3:13:39 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): ohhhh
[3:13:55 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Um
[3:14:00 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: This is getting too gay for me
[3:14:34 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): you dont like threesomes baby?
[3:14:59 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): hahah
[3:15:01 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): well at least
[3:15:04 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): in this post in ichs
[3:15:08 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): Im not the perverted one
[3:15:09 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): ololol
[3:15:12 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): You are Paddy
[3:15:13 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): XD

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I am [The_Angels]Mortis. If you need help regarding the rules, the game, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me on skype or PM me.

[neko_soilder]

[12:49:56 AM] Brad: if Samura comes to crush the IMG and their associates, we'll give jobs to the Idumi family at least
[1:10:01 PM] Kiori: >.<
[1:20:45 PM] Brad::D

[Kazinsal]

Troy (Kazinsal): ffffffffffffffμμμμμμμ―
Josh: ?!
Troy (Kazinsal): ****, that didn't work.
Josh: i thought you got shanked by a gypsie

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Retired, permanently.

[atlantis2112]

[11:34:07 AM] Jacob (Shagoblagoragohad): The **** is this ****?
[11:34:19 AM] Josh: ..eh?
[11:34:19 AM] The Ironic Gentleman: Eh?


CANADIANS!

[Dusty Lens]

[6:08:37 PM] Dusty Lens: I got exploded
[6:08:41 PM] Dusty Lens: XD
[6:08:50 PM] Dusty Lens: I am a ****ty pilot Q_Q
[6:08:55 PM] Rob (Mr. Virus): Suck it.
[6:09:24 PM] Dusty Lens: Basically sitting in the middle of about 342819312890 mines
[6:09:31 PM] Dusty Lens: they were spamming 'em and lobbing CDs
[6:09:32 PM] Dusty Lens: I fail at pilot
[6:09:43 PM] Rob (Mr. Virus): Don't sit still?
[6:10:27 PM] Dusty Lens: ****
[6:10:28 PM] Dusty Lens: Dammit
[6:10:32 PM] Dusty Lens: I knew I was forgetting something
[6:11:07 PM] Dusty Lens: Dusty Lens lowers his head in shame and goes back to piloting his behemoth like a good little tool

[Marcus Lindberg]

[5:50:03 PM] Crta: Hathor? Yeah, it's nice ship
[5:50:50 PM] Hot Rod: Your mom is pretty nice too.
[5:50:53 PM] Hot Rod: (wasntme)
[5:51:16 PM] Ilya (sly-beetle): Your, however, is not
[5:52:10 PM] Hot Rod: Says who?
[5:52:20 PM] Ilya (sly-beetle): I do
[5:52:25 PM] Ilya (sly-beetle): (wasntme)
[5:52:35 PM] Hot Rod: Get to Conn.
[5:52:39 PM] Hot Rod: Teach me PeeVeePeez.
[5:52:42 PM] Hot Rod::P
[5:52:48 PM] Ilya (sly-beetle): maybe
[5:52:57 PM] Hot Rod: Maybe your mom
[5:53:10 PM] Hot Rod: (wasntme)
[5:53:38 PM] Ilya (sly-beetle): Well, yeah, she can teach you pvp
[5:53:44 PM] Ilya (sly-beetle): By shooting into open space
[5:53:46 PM] Ilya (sly-beetle)::)
[5:53:48 PM] Hot Rod: xD
[5:53:49 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: IN BED
[5:54:07 PM] Hot Rod: gand mara
[5:54:10 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: IN BED
[5:54:16 PM] Hot Rod: (finger)
[5:54:18 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: IN BED
[5:54:27 PM] Hot Rod: YOUR MOM
[5:54:29 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: IN BED
[5:54:33 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: wait
[5:54:36 PM] Hot Rod: xD
[5:54:36 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: f*** you...
[5:54:40 PM] Hot Rod::D

[Rodent]

[4:43:01 PM] Dashiell deleted J D's due payments

[4:43:05 PM] Dashiell says: there we go
[4:43:11 PM] Dashiell says: no man rages against the acc dep.
[4:43:48 PM] j.d.schmidt starfleastrips Dashs ships - all of them.
There we go, no one defaults on their payments to the Janitor.
(Edited by j.d.schmidt, 4:44:01 PM)

[4:44:08 PM] Hot Rod says: xD
[4:44:23 PM] Dashiell trhows sugar in the tank of J D's 2 stroke coffee maker

[4:45:08 PM] Dashiell says: hm, seems you are right
[4:45:14 PM] Dashiell says: I missed #91
[4:45:16 PM] j.d.schmidt extracts benzen/tar/caramel from the expansionchamber exhaust, and forces Dash to eat it.

[4:45:27 PM] Dashiell likes it

[4:45:33 PM] Dashiell humps jd

[4:45:48 PM] j.d.schmidt humps Dash back.

[Exile]

[23:23:24] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: Nah.
[23:23:35] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: Mike would've charged Russia a lot sooner.
[23:23:49] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: And he would've done it with a big yellow banner...
[23:23:53] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: With an angry face on it.
[23:24:46] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: And his men would've survived the coldest of Russia's winters because their anger would have made the snow melt with their very presence.
[23:24:46] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T::D
[23:25:03] Mike Oerlemans (Exile)::D
[23:25:08] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Actually
[23:25:10] Ilya (sly-beetle) (Slick): Riiight
[23:25:13] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I wouldn't have charged Russia.
[23:25:14] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): At all.
[23:25:27] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): My general hatred towards the west, first.
[23:25:30] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): AND THE NORTH POLE
[23:25:31] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): THOSE
[23:25:32] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): **CENSORED**
[23:25:32] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): **CENSORED**
[23:25:34] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): **CENSORED**
[23:25:36] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): PIECES **CENSORED**
[23:25:37] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): SEALS.
[23:25:42] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I WOULD HAVE **CENSORED**RAVAGED THEIR CITIES.
[23:25:43] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: What?
[23:25:44] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): BURNED THEIR ICE.
[23:25:48] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): AND ATE THEIR BELLIES.
[23:25:50] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Seals. You know.
[23:25:58] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T::D
[23:26:01] Ilya (sly-beetle) (Slick): nomnomnom
[23:26:04] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): http://bullsheet.files.wordpress.com/200...l-hunt.jpg
[23:26:05] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): like this.
[23:26:07] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: Its the freakin' PENGUINS, MIKE!
[23:26:15] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: What are these seals you speak of?
[23:26:16] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): THAT'S WHAT THEY MAKE YOU THINK
[23:26:20] The Master Elite (Jo) Mr . T: Oh.
[23:26:21] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): THE SEALS ARE THE REAL MASTERMINDS.
[23:26:22] Ilya (sly-beetle) (Slick): It's
[23:26:26] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): A CONSPIRACEH
[23:26:32] Maximilian (FooFighter/Foofi): THE SEALS ARE CONTROLLING THE WORLD BANKS
[23:26:45] Maximilian (FooFighter/Foofi): AND THEY'RE TRYING TO FORM EUROPE INTO A SINGLE EUROPEAN NATION TROUGH THE EU
[23:26:45] Ilya (sly-beetle) (Slick): THE SEALS ARE STEALING UR MOM IN A MEANWHILE
[23:26:56] Maximilian (FooFighter/Foofi): AND THEY'RE PLANNING TO ESTABLISH A WORLD GOVERNMENT


Mindshare conspiracies.

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[Zeltak]

[06:00:23] Dusty "Sexy Voice" Lens: I am slowly becoming more retarded reading the reaver chat