I can haz skype

[Death.RunningVerminator]

[1:15:01 AM] Bear: am I loose enough for you now DRV or should I take it as far as I can before I come back to normal?
[1:05 AM] Bear: Bear feels the good vibrations

[Skysurfer]

From Anth Anon......

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[7:53:32 AM] Adam Felsheim: 8 and 9 for you Kai
[7:53:45 AM] kaiwren: What?
[7:53:53 AM] Adam Felsheim: 24 too
[7:54:00 AM] kaiwren: the **** you on about.
[7:54:02 AM] Adam Felsheim: the RULES of the interwebs
[7:54:08 AM] Salem R. Jansen: ...... Kai.
[7:54:11 AM] Adam Felsheim: I know them
[7:54:17 AM] Salem R. Jansen: You've created an INTERNET RULE LAWYER
[7:54:18 AM] kaiwren: You have them memorized?
[7:54:24 AM] kaiwren: I'm not even that much of
[7:54:25 AM] kaiwren: oh god no
[7:54:27 AM] kaiwren: what have I DONE
[7:54:30 AM] Adam Felsheim: hahahahhaha
[7:54:36 AM] kaiwren: kaiwren kills himself by shoving an AK-47 up his *** and firing it.

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ok

[Marcus Lindberg]

[5:15:02 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: oh and
[5:15:03 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: hack
[5:15:05 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: can my lpi
[5:15:07 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: date a rogue
[5:15:09 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: :/
[5:15:10 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: ?
[5:15:15 PM] Hack: um...
[5:15:17 PM] Hack: is she hot?
[5:15:22 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: yeah
[5:15:31 PM] Hack: I want pics
[5:15:35 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: one sec
[5:15:51 PM | Edited 5:15:59 PM] Hack: I mean, what happens on Curacao stays on Curacao
[5:15:59 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger::D
[5:16:07 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: omfg....disco doesn't have a vegas
[5:16:12 PM] Hack: Curacao
[5:16:16 PM] Hack: HEY
[5:16:21 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: thats hawaii!
[5:16:21 PM] John Smith (Phoenix): no las vegas?
[5:16:26 PM] Hack: SOMEONE should open a watering hole on Curacao
[5:16:30 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...l=Alexis+Glover
[5:16:30 PM] Hack: and rp a Casino
[5:16:42 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: that is le rogue.
[5:17:02 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: She left my LPI her neural net frequency yesterday :/
[5:17:21 PM] Hack: oh...
[5:17:23 PM] Hack: tap that a**
[5:17:29 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: WIN
[5:17:35 PM] Hack: but meet her n Curacao
[5:17:46 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: mmmmmmkay
[5:17:59 PM] Hack: eh, or be a sneaky bastard
[5:18:05 PM] Hack: do it behind Maine
[5:18:10 PM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: XD

[hack]

The Followup:

[6:23:28 AM] Hack says: "In other news today, LPI officers were ordered to cruise the "Lovers Lane" behind Planet maine today, they also are to take 15 minutes of movies and still photos before breaking anything up. Now over to the sports desk....."

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

[Charo]

And now for something from the GRP chat:

[7:56:44 AM] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Did you see the one for Joseph DeFrance?
[7:56:54 AM] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/sha...us-DeFrance.png
[7:59:06 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): He looks like a Pedo
[7:59:26 AM] Irwin the Boognish: xD
[7:59:50 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): "Want some candy?"
[7:59:54 AM] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): XD
[7:59:57 AM] Duncan: or the older version of a pedo victim.

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[kingvaillant]

[12:52:33 PM] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): i just made my first kill in my bomber
[12:52:36 PM] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): it was a Roc
[12:52:36 PM] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): xD
[12:53:31 PM] David - King: you made a kill Dant?
[12:53:34 PM] David - King: wait...
[12:53:35 PM] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): yes
[12:53:37 PM] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): i killed something
[12:53:39 PM] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): first time in ages
[12:53:39 PM] David - King: the guy was lagging more than you!?!
[12:53:44 PM] Soul Reaper: LOL
[12:53:45 PM] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): bleeeh

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Director of the Liberty Security Force: Fidelity, Bravery and Integrity

The Amundsen Zone-21 Restrictions

[ArmsAndLegs Guy]

[21:57:06] Felllow Hoodlum: Oh, sorry, that was a little aside for the last one who used his brother ...
[21:57:37] Fellow Hoodlum: I suspect it will get longer in time
[21:58:56] A&L-Guy: She said that to you yesterday ??!???!
[21:59:17] Fellow Hoodlum: The little blue pills work wonders


A & L Guy

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Here to serve® You!!!

[Kazinsal]

[3:35:41 PM] Davy (Leo): You could let the guys at the VR know that if they don't want to be brutalized over and over by Nemesis when she returns, that they can give me a Cap 7 or 8 and I won't kick their asses too much.
[3:36:10 PM] Davy (Leo): Just say "A Light Mortar and 10 forward firing Cerb's"
[3:36:24 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I just pasted that to Josh on Xfire.
[3:36:27 PM] Davy (Leo): lol
[3:36:48 PM] Davy (Leo): Well, with the uber powerplant it has, I can fire 10 cerb's forward for about 2 minutes.
[3:37:35 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): He says "kill me plenty".
[3:37:41 PM] Davy (Leo): lol
[3:37:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): er,
[3:37:45 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): in his exact words
[3:37:55 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): "tell Leo to insert a pole into his rectum"
[3:37:59 PM] Davy (Leo): lmao
[3:38:04 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Just don't shoot the following:
[3:38:08 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): VR-Harold.Kane[TM]
[3:38:16 PM] Davy (Leo): Is that you?
[3:38:19 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Yes.
[3:38:21 PM] Davy (Leo): You're dead.
[3:38:25 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ****.

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Retired, permanently.

[Chenzo-]

WAIT A SECOND...

your are Salem? Sale-Em ? please...?

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[atlantis2112]

[2:19:30 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): You -always- pay for sex
[2:19:57 AM] Ty (Doc Hoff): its called chloroform