I can haz skype

[Exile]

[13:57:50] Curt Remmert: Can't you both just stop doing it and not point fingers? Problem fixed
[13:59:08] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Monsieur Maximilian.
[13:59:18] Maximilian (FooFighter/Commie-Ssar): Curt, there's no problem there. It's just jokes getting old.
[13:59:19] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): We shall commence at a conversation later this soir.
[13:59:25] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): CURT.
[13:59:30] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Mike Oerlemans (Exile) Points his finger at curt
[13:59:32] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): MELT!
[13:59:32] Maximilian (FooFighter/Commie-Ssar): Don't see drama where there is none;)
[13:59:38] Curt Remmert: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[13:59:40] Maximilian (FooFighter/Commie-Ssar): also
[13:59:43] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): MEEEELLLT111!!!!
[13:59:43] Maximilian (FooFighter/Commie-Ssar): urghfrench
[13:59:51] Curt Remmert: I'M A WITCH, YOUR FINGER HAD WATER ON IT
[13:59:54] Curt Remmert: Curt Remmert melts
[14:00:04] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Mike Oerlemans (Exile) blows the smoke off his finger.
[14:00:10] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Mike Oerlemans (Exile) holsters his finger.
[14:00:19] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): Mike Oerlemans (Exile) gets on his brown horse and rides off.
[14:00:31] Curt Remmert: Oh, thanks. Now I can't re-enter my house for 4 hours

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[sovereign]

The BHG - Ballin' Hip Gangstas


[12:47:58 PM] Agmen (Carl): So I need to imitate Matt and have no pants on - damn, if I had balls, they'd be sweating
[12:48:22 PM] j.d.schmidt: Its official. Carl has no balls.
[12:48:36 PM] Ivan (Elven): Wait-
[12:48:39 PM] Soul Reaper: my friend's friend has 3 balls
[12:48:41 PM] Ivan (Elven): Indeed.
[12:48:56 PM] j.d.schmidt: Soul, he should donate one to Carl then.
[12:49:00 PM] Soul Reaper: yeah
[12:49:17 PM] Soul Reaper: 3 ballz would be cool actually..
[12:49:24 PM] Ivan (Elven): <_<
[12:49:24 PM] Soul Reaper: you can impress da ladies even more
[12:49:26 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): I have one ball, damn ex took the other one
[12:49:29 PM] Agmen (Carl): "Its official. Carl has no balls."That's a given, JD ...
[12:49:36 PM] Soul Reaper: ''lolo I got 3 ballz, which of you wants to sleep with me?''
[12:49:38 PM] j.d.schmidt: Yeah, I know..
[12:50:20 PM] Agmen (Carl): For all you youngsters out there - here's a legitimate excuse to play with your balls - tell them you're checking for testicle cancer
[12:50:29 PM] Chris (Sovereign): "So I need to imitate Matt and have no pants on - damn, if I had balls, they'd be sweating"...ICHS
[12:50:30 PM] Soul Reaper::D
[12:50:34 PM] j.d.schmidt: They should have put some flourescent artificial ones in - Pickup line that works " I had radiation therapy - My balls glow in the dark now. Want to see ?"
[12:50:46 PM] Soul Reaper: Chris..I cant believe I didnt think of that
[12:50:50 PM] Agmen (Carl): Erm - they do...
[12:50:51 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): (music)And now I am HAAAAAAAAALF the man I uuuused to beeeeee (music)
[12:50:53 PM] Soul Reaper: LOL JD
[12:51:17 PM] Soul Reaper: or heat implants
[12:51:18 PM] Agmen (Carl): Remember, I've been reading Twilight, too... :)
[12:51:24 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): ouch
[12:51:29 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): but the book must be better
[12:51:32 PM] Felix Larouche (ProwlerPC): at least
[12:51:49 PM] Soul Reaper: so, when it's cold outside, and..your hands are cold and **** (or your GF's)..you now have a way to heat em...heated ball implants
[12:51:59 PM] Soul Reaper: the guy who made them would be rich
[12:52:02 PM] j.d.schmidt: LOL.. Well, I cant really decide if admitting to reading twilight shows a lack of balls or having big cojones...
[12:52:17 PM] Soul Reaper: *cough*..
[12:52:25 PM] Soul Reaper: anyway, now I gotta go pay 5million

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[Charo]

[1:38:26 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): Aight, I'm leavin nau
[1:38:28 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): BAI
[1:38:49 PM] Dii: *lasso's russel with his noodle*
[1:38:56 PM] Dii: oh no... you are not
[1:39:01 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) starts singing
[1:39:05 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
[1:39:10 PM] Dii: *joins in*
[1:39:10 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): NEVER GONNE LET YOU DOWN
[1:39:18 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND
[1:39:22 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): AND HURT YOU
[1:39:31 PM] Dii: *begins pulling you closer*
[1:39:34 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[1:39:37 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): PLAN FAILED
[1:39:41 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): ABORT ABORT!
[1:39:47 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): PLAN B
[1:39:48 PM] Dii: lol
[1:39:54 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) kicks Dii in the balls
[1:40:03 PM] Dii: *colapses*
[1:40:12 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): Fear Me! (Russell) runs out of the room

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[Dantrithor]

ROUND ONE!

[0:10:11] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): I hope this all is a joke
[0:10:11] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): with the crazy white guy in the robe
[0:10:18] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): from the wrong spelling to Faust comments...
[0:10:26] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): and the hairy man who knows stuff
[0:10:42] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): dammit what is the name of that movie?
[0:11:17] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): I hope this all is a jokewhat joke?
[0:11:50] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): Your lack of knowledge about what the Louvre was
[0:12:03] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): I honestly didn't know
[0:12:03] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): and Kiori's wrong spelli... oh well, it was Kiori
[0:12:06] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): but I do know what art is
[0:12:12] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): but who is mona lisa?
[0:12:19] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): ...
[0:12:23] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro)::D
[0:12:23] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): Wild guess
[0:12:25] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): are you from the US?
[0:12:28] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): no
[0:12:36] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): ha!
[0:12:38] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): Where're you from?
[0:12:44] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): wasn't expecting that were you?;)


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ROUND TWO!


[0:12:50] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): Nein, i wasn't..
[0:12:56] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): she isn't rascist though
[0:12:59 | Editado 0:13:03] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): I met her before;)
[0:13:05] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): >.>
[0:13:09] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro)::D
[0:13:17 | Editado 0:13:23] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): don't speak german unless you are:P
[0:13:59] Kiori: Faust is lives in bermuda.....I think
[0:14:15] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): :O
[0:14:20] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): you has betrayed me!
[0:14:25] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro) runs to another country
[0:14:28] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): ich bin deutch
[0:14:37] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): <3 deutch
[0:14:40] Kiori: XD
[0:14:49 | Editado 0:15:03] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): say something in german
[0:15:03] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): ich auch bin Spanier
[0:15:16] Kiori: I don't know german
[0:15:20] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): hmm
[0:15:23] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): I.....am...
[0:15:28] Kiori: D:
[0:15:32] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): hmm
[0:15:37] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): the rest eludes me ^^
[0:15:37] Kiori: Hmm
[0:15:48 | Editado 0:15:52] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): didn't get that far in my germany lessons:P
[0:15:52] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): O.o
[0:15:57] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): but I did do alot ^^
[0:16:06 | Editado 0:16:10] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): went to college grade german before I stopped
[0:16:17] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): je suis allemand, fran?ais, et spangnol
[0:16:33] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): -_-
[0:16:39] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): not that far
[0:16:46] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): just simple sentences
[0:16:47] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): (i admit i had to look for "german" in french)
[0:16:52] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): since the lessons were from the U.S.;)
[0:16:59] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): HA!
[0:17:00] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): I knew it.
[0:17:00] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): you wut?
[0:17:11] Dantrithor (Mike Edwards|Hajime Irjima): my last sentence wasn't in german, but in french..
[0:17:14] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): ...
[0:17:24] Faust_Imitation(Szerano,Hiro): I ****in hate you for that!:(

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[kingvaillant]

[5:19:41 PM] A: Be a good example, though your trolling occasionally has merit
[5:19:52 PM] B: Occasionally
[5:19:55 PM] B: ish
[5:19:55 PM] A: A coughs
[5:20:01 PM] B: Like a broken clock has merit
[5:20:18 PM] A: It's right twice a day
[5:20:25 PM] B: unless it's digital

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Director of the Liberty Security Force: Fidelity, Bravery and Integrity

The Amundsen Zone-21 Restrictions

[Dusty Lens]

I was B.

Here is what followed.

[2:20:36 PM] Dusty Lens: That was a stupid thing for me to say
[2:20:39 PM] Dusty Lens: I am now stupid
[2:20:43 PM] Dusty Lens: Dusty Lens puts on dunce hat

Yes I realized how stupid what I said was. No you do not need to remind me how stupid I am. I do that on a daily basis.

[McNeo]

[18:49:22] סּ_סּ: Now I have the image of Joe raping someone with a (insert phallus here) shaped like a Guardian

[Jihadjoe]

wut.

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[Bauer]

[12:09:49 AM] Christian (Bauer): http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...=55383&st=0
[12:24:00 AM] Shabinaf/Lindburger: I can't take the LPI Fugitive Database seriously because of Bauers DP.
[12:25:56 AM] Christian (Bauer): xD

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[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.

[swift]

[16:45:10] =CR=Panzer: (punch)
[16:45:17] =CR=Panzer: READ MA POST!
[16:45:27] Michael: oh...
[16:45:30] =CR=Panzer: http://s11.zetaboards.com/FreelancersOfD...7312356/1/
[16:45:35] Michael: fine
[16:45:42] =CR=Panzer: =CR=Panzer snickers
[16:45:43] Tomo (Swift): Mine is bigger.
[16:45:50] =CR=Panzer: mine is funnier
[16:46:05] Tomo (Swift): That's no compliment.
[16:46:10] Tomo (Swift): You misinterpreted what I was referring to.

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