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Source - Smeagle's ship out in the middle of no where
ID - *****
Hey there joka'! Remember your 'ol pal Smeagle? Yup, it's me. *taps on transmitter* *static* Damnit.. i hate this tech stuff... Anywho! Erm.. I need a place to stay.. *scratches back of head* Er... Ya... You see, i had.. a lot of places to stay, i really did! But uh.. I got hungry... Ya, stupid of me right? So eventually i resorted to heading over to Barrier Gate Station. I was about to purchase my brand spanckin' new room, when all of the sudden some.. some.. MORON! *lifts up a dead body with teeth marks all over him* decides to scream to everyone in the room, "Ah! Cannibal! Ah! Run! Ah!" Then, of course i.. *sniff* had to leave.. and now i'm out here, in the middle of no where asking you if you could uh.. get me a room.. or something.. I know you've got friends on that station, but i sure don't.. So could ya help a friend out?
[font=Trebuchet Ms]I'm not a damn hotel manager if that's what you meant. Can't give you any permissions to dock at Molly facilities 'cause it's not mine to give it. Only thing I can offer you is a room aboard Asylum. [color=#33CC00]You'd fit in perfectly although it's tough in there for just about anyone.
Rooms are not locked and patients walk during the night pretty much everywhere, so don't be surprised if some deranged ex-liberty police officer-idiot jumps on you while you sleep and tries to stab you with spoon he stole from cantina. I had all the beds installed with medication injecting devices which feeds you during the night. And those medications don't actually keep people sedated. On the contrary, they make them even more aggressive and that's the way I like it. Screams, sounds of suffering low-lifes echoing throughout the ship shouldn't be a problem to a guy like you. Feel free to eat one of my janitors if you want.
I'll tell the guys to let you in case you drop by. Since I'm so tired lately, I might even pay a more frequent visits there myself but that doesn't mean that I wanna be bothered.
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Source - Smeagle's ship out in the middle of no where
ID - *****
Hmm... Hrmm... Trying to get killed while I'm sleeping, crazy people walking around everywhere, free food.. I like it! Joker you sure are a pal! Hehe. Alright, I'll drop by and say hola to the folks down there. Can't wait to finally get some sleep! *yawns*
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