I can haz skype

[darkxy]

[1:15:54 AM] Josh/Dejavu: Incest.
[1:15:58 AM] Josh/Dejavu: Bwahahaha
[1:16:04 AM] Cello: Go find a girl, Josh.
[1:16:08 AM] Cello: You need it.
[1:16:12 AM] Josh/Dejavu: I have one!
[1:16:18 AM] Cello: your mom doesn't counts
[1:16:21 AM] Josh/Dejavu: Shez on teh internetz!
[1:16:26 AM] Cello: hahaha
[1:16:33 AM] Cello: virtual girl =P
[1:16:43 AM] Cello: distance date never works, mate
[1:16:46 AM] Josh/Dejavu: No, no.
[1:16:51 AM] Josh/Dejavu: She's quite real.
[1:18:55 AM] Cello: okay, I'm bored...

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[Akura]

[02:11:42] Alley: rawr
[02:12:54] Akuяa: Hey gorgeous
[02:12:57] Akuяa: Oh
[02:13:02] Akuяa: Sorry, I thought you were Jake
[02:13:02] Alley: whaaat.

[Primitive]

[7:55:47 PM] Loken: WHY ARE THERE PIKEYS IN MY GARDEN

[Sly]

[0:52:06] Luis®: I long thick p**is, Alpha

[Luis]

I hatez u! :lol:(Lucky i didnt read the sentence before posting it lol)

[Petitioner]

[4:58:27 PM] Jayce the Blu Scout: ITS 800 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.
[4:58:36 PM] Jayce the Blu Scout: DONT TELL ME MEN CANT CARRY BABIES.

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[SMGSterlin]

[4:58:27 PM] Jayce the Blu Scout: ITS 800 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.
[4:58:36 PM] Jayce the Blu Scout: DONT TELL ME MEN CANT CARRY BABIES.

LOL....

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[sempai17]

Declassified from the LN...

[7:55:53 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Someone buy my LABC?
[7:56:18 AM] Sempai (Kentaurus Toliman)(Alan Mosinger): 1 mil
[7:56:51 AM] Cristian (teschy): 1 mil and 1 credit
[7:57:12 AM] Sempai (Kentaurus Toliman)(Alan Mosinger): 1 mil and 2
[7:57:22 AM] Mark: Someone buy my LABC?
AAHAHAHAHA
[7:57:51 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): There's plenty of stupid people who will buy it.
[7:57:58 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Hell, I've sold two before.
[7:58:06 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): 'course, that makes me a stupid person D:
[7:58:13 AM] Joe (Jihad): why would anyone want one in the first place?
[7:58:23 AM] Joe (Jihad): Joe (Jihad) doesn't mention that fact he's bought two
[7:58:25 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): I only get it (three times >.>) cos it's hot.
[7:58:43 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Only reason I bought a Mako, too
[7:58:54 AM] Joe (Jihad): but the mako is a good ship
[7:58:59 AM] Joe (Jihad): and it's pretty
[7:59:03 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): (nod)
[7:59:15 AM] Sempai (Kentaurus Toliman)(Alan Mosinger): Joe (Jihad) doesn't mention that fact he's bought twotarget practice ships Joe,
target practice
[7:59:28 AM] Joe (Jihad): well
[7:59:33 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): LSCs are too Phallic, and Dreads are... Lame.
[7:59:34 AM | Edited 7:59:42 AM] Joe (Jihad): I bought the Plymouth Rock and Mount Hood
[7:59:40 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): I'm too poor for a Carrier.
[7:59:48 AM] Joe (Jihad): The carrier is ugly as sin
[7:59:51 AM] Joe (Jihad): the dread is awesome.
[7:59:53 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): I like it :3
[7:59:57 AM] Joe (Jihad): and I quite like flying a penis
[8:00:05 AM] Joe (Jihad)::D
[8:00:15 AM | Edited 8:00:30 AM] Sempai (Kentaurus Toliman)(Alan Mosinger): (chuckle)

he said "penis"
[8:00:33 AM] Joe (Jihad): "I SHALL HIT YOU WITH MY WHITE CANNON OF DOOM. I SHALL SPRAY IT ALL OVER YOUR RHEINLAND BATTLESHIP"
[8:00:42 AM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): (rofl)
[8:00:53 AM] Sempai (Kentaurus Toliman)(Alan Mosinger): (rofl)
[8:01:03 AM] Cristian (teschy): penis with pointy corners
[8:01:13 AM] Sempai (Kentaurus Toliman)(Alan Mosinger): gonna hurt on the way out
[8:01:38 AM] Mark: ...
[8:03:10 AM] Cristian (teschy): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Pg-2LP76g
[8:03:38 AM] Sempai (Kentaurus Toliman)(Alan Mosinger): ichs
[8:04:03 AM] Ilya (sly-beetle): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Pg-2LP76gI didn't hear this one.
[8:06:42 AM] Josh/Dejavu: (smoking)

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[Cond0r]

[19:18:17] Josh/Dejavu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0
Midget fight!
[19:18:43] Bloodl1ke: Q_Q
[19:18:51] Igor (Smokey): You never told me you had a vid on youtube Deja
[19:18:53] Igor (Smokey):
[19:19:00] Josh/Dejavu: Ye.
[19:19:04] Igor (Smokey): XD
[19:19:09] Ralph [Fenikss] begin_of_the_skype_highlighting     end_of_the_skype_highlighting: Oshi I joined OSC
[19:19:20] Igor (Smokey): lol
[19:19:27] Josh/Dejavu: I'm the short one.
[19:19:37] Igor (Smokey): From hole to hole Ralph oticons/emoticon-0126-nerd.gif[/img]
[19:19:37] Ralph [Fenikss]:
[19:19:42] Ralph [Fenikss]: no U!
[19:22:08] Josh/Dejavu: http://img155.imageshack.us/i/6a00d83453ee...e200e55qg8.jpg/
[19:22:12] Josh/Dejavu: Me and my pony.
[19:22:16] Josh/Dejavu:

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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo

[Kazinsal]

[12:28:48 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Posted
[12:29:07 AM] kaiwren is (not) asleep: toasted
[12:29:21 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Roasted.
[12:29:42 AM] kaiwren is (not) asleep: ...boasted.
[12:29:46 AM] kaiwren is (not) asleep: hurr.
[12:29:47 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): SHOWBOATED!
[12:29:50 AM] kaiwren is (not) asleep: i wi-
[12:29:51 AM] kaiwren is (not) asleep: oh ****
[12:29:52 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): lol
[12:29:54 AM] kaiwren is (not) asleep: MOTORBOATED.
[12:29:56 AM] kaiwren is (not) asleep: xP
[12:30:02 AM] Ben [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: XD.

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Retired, permanently.