I can haz skype

[Soul Reaper]

Zig's got problems..

However kinda weird he didn't add the part where I started adding more zigerises...

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[Egon Bigmemes]

I read it. Your point is moot now.

[teschy]

I read it. Your point is moot now.

^

[Kubotan]

[21:10:51] Sina (Zeltak): (sun)
[21:11:28] Jansen: Mh... Better hide Sunnyboy:)
[21:11:41] Sina (Zeltak): D:
[21:11:54] Jansen: Ill be cursing Sweden tomorrow...
[21:12:02] Sina (Zeltak): no, no.... NOOOOOOO
[21:12:05] Jansen: Yes.

[Fenikss74]

Military chat tonight...

[23:25:09] Ralph [Fenikss]: can Kr00ger haz a Rheinland Kr00zer?
[23:25:36] Zhe Major: Depends on how well the whores you send me perform.
[23:25:55] Ralph [Fenikss]: How about whores for 50 mil?
[23:26:04] Zhe Major: 50 mil what?
[23:26:07] Zhe Major: Euros?
[23:26:09] Zhe Major: Dollar?
[23:26:25] Zhe Major: I doubt you can buy whores out of FL money, son.
[23:26:28] Ralph [Fenikss]: sirius credits only (smoking)
[23:26:57] Ralph [Fenikss]: How about sirius whores?
[23:27:02] Ralph [Fenikss]: Deja is a good one
[23:27:12] Zhe Major: I'm not much into guys.
[23:27:13] Zhe Major: Sorry.
[23:27:18] Zhe Major: Especially not British ones.
[23:27:18] Ralph [Fenikss]: He's woman
[23:27:28] Zhe Major: Yes and I'm a Brahmin.
[23:27:33] Ralph [Fenikss]: really?
[23:27:37] Zhe Major: Indeed.
[23:27:44] Ralph [Fenikss]: Cool!
[23:27:44] Zhe Major: That's why I'm so intelligent.
[23:27:47] Zhe Major: I in fact have two heads.
[23:27:59] Ralph [Fenikss]: Yay! I will send deja to you!
[23:28:07] Zhe Major: Now you fags made me forget what I wanted to do.
[23:28:15] Ralph [Fenikss]: fag? D:
[23:28:16] Zhe Major: Well, Ralf.
[23:28:19] Zhe Major: As I said.
[23:28:23] Zhe Major: I'm not into guys.
[23:28:28] Zhe Major: So keep Deja for yourself? >_>
[23:28:30] Ralph [Fenikss]: BUT DEJA IS WOMAN!
[23:28:52] Ralph [Fenikss]: ok how about whores from e-bay?
[23:29:03] Zhe Major: Depends.
[23:29:09] Zhe Major: I'd prefer whores from Spain or Italy.
[23:29:10] Ralph [Fenikss]: Deja is there too
[23:29:17] Zhe Major: Or Cuba. :>
[23:29:20] Ralph [Fenikss]: 1$ i guess
[23:29:24] Zhe Major: Hey.
[23:29:31] Zhe Major: It was 50 mil a few minutes ago.
[23:29:36] Ralph [Fenikss]: OK CHILL!
[23:29:37] Zhe Major: Damn, you're getting cheap Ralf.
[23:29:43] Zhe Major: It's going to cost you a cruiser.
[23:29:47] Zhe Major: Or the lack thereof. :>
[23:30:10] Ralph [Fenikss]: Ok I will thel a whole sirius to **** you ^^
[23:30:20] Zhe Major: >_>
[23:30:34] Ralph [Fenikss]: for 50mil
[23:30:39] Zhe Major: Oh wie ich dieses Scheiss Volk hasse...
[23:30:53] Zhe Major: Anyway.
[23:31:02] Ralph [Fenikss]: what?
[23:31:08] Zhe Major: Nothing. <3
[23:31:21] Ralph [Fenikss]: then stfu!
[23:31:26] Zhe Major: Hey.
[23:31:32] Zhe Major: Go and clean the Moselle.
[23:31:34] Ralph [Fenikss]: what hey?
[23:31:36] Zhe Major: HAUPTMANN
[23:31:40] Zhe Major: >: D
[23:31:52] Ralph [Fenikss]: Imma KAPITAEN!
[23:31:58] Zhe Major: Nah.
[23:31:59] Ralph [Fenikss]: no Hms here:D
[23:32:03] Zhe Major: There's no such rank.
[23:32:08] Ralph [Fenikss]: was (finger)
[23:32:09] Zhe Major: Besides.
[23:32:17] Zhe Major: It's Kapitän.
[23:32:27] Zhe Major: And FL doesn't support the awesome German letters.
[23:32:36] Zhe Major: Capitalist piece of ****.
[23:32:40 | Edited 23:32:49] Ralph [Fenikss]: Yep... zat SUKS BANNANA!
[23:32:43] Zhe Major: So it's easier.
[23:32:50] Zhe Major: If we simply go with Hauptmann.
[23:32:58] Josh/Dejavu: BUT DEJA IS WOMAN!True. (smoking)
[23:33:03] Ralph [Fenikss]: see:D
[23:33:08] Zhe Major: /givecash Deja 200000
[23:33:21] Ralph [Fenikss]: And where is my Kr00zer?
[23:33:27] Zhe Major: Where are my whores?
[23:33:33] Ralph [Fenikss]: here is the one:D
[23:33:45] Zhe Major: Note the plural form.
[23:33:56] Ralph [Fenikss]: no?
[23:34:01] Josh/Dejavu: http://www.beforeyoutakethatpill.com/200...-beard.jpg

Here's a picture of me last week at a beauty competition.
[23:34:04] Zhe Major: Hey.
[23:34:10] Zhe Major: Want that cruiser or not?
[23:34:17] Zhe Major: If so, stfu and do what I say. D:
[23:34:27] Josh/Dejavu: I want my cruiser off of Terry. (smoking)
[23:34:28] Ralph [Fenikss]: I do... here's deja
[23:34:33] Zhe Major: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSK-1guFLDk
[23:34:39] Zhe Major: While listening to that song.
[23:34:40] Zhe Major: Tell me.
[23:34:42] Zhe Major: Why the ****
[23:34:44] Zhe Major: Does EVERYONE
[23:34:46] Zhe Major: Want
[23:34:48] Zhe Major: 1) RM Cruisers.
[23:34:51] Zhe Major: 2) Wraiths.
[23:34:55] Zhe Major: 3) Vipers.
[23:35:02 | Edited 23:35:39] Ralph [Fenikss]: 4) To smoke you
[23:35:05 | Edited 23:35:17] Josh/Dejavu: 5) I asked first! (smoking)
[23:35:10] Zhe Major: Wrong reply, Ralf.
[23:35:12] Ralph [Fenikss]::D
[23:35:25] Zhe Major: Kein Kreuzer für dich, Genosse.
[23:35:47] Zhe Major: Btw, Ralf.
[23:35:50] Ralph [Fenikss]: a?
[23:35:51] Zhe Major: Do what Wolfspirit did.
[23:35:59] Zhe Major: Organize his own mini-RM to protect Daumann. <3
[23:36:12] Zhe Major: OH OF COURSE
[23:36:12] Ralph [Fenikss]: hahaha! yer joking?:D
[23:36:20] Zhe Major: IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE! (wait)
[23:36:33] Zhe Major: (That both the leadership, the ZoI and 90% of the members is the same. >_>)
[23:36:42] Zhe Major: Anyway.
[23:36:50] Zhe Major: Fallout taimz.
[23:37:16 | Edited 23:37:30] Ralph [Fenikss]: I'm a HM I can order guys to sit and scrub their asses at Omega-7 while we are minin (smoking)

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Ralph, aka Fenikss
Kruger Information - Faction Status - Kruger Bar on Essen Station - Recruitment Office - Report Office - Request Page

[Charo]

Meh, as for Zigeris' wall of chat, I read down to the bedazzled mouse then got bored and skipped the rest.

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[Shagohad]

[12:36:55 AM] aerelm: I'll take my Chimmie and go pvpwhore in Leeds QQ
[12:37:14 AM] aerelm: And they say Connie is bad for RP environment

Connecticut. It is bad for RP environment.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Bobthemanofsteel]

MCF Chat.
Some of us are hard. (smoke)


[4:58:08 PM] Kai Siegfried: I've spent all my life in the northern hemisphere
[4:58:18 PM | Edited 4:58:30 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): I went there once.
[4:58:22 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Too many polar bears.
[4:58:28 PM] Kai Siegfried: o.O
[4:58:36 PM] Kai Siegfried: i've never seen a polar bear:(
[4:58:41 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Y'know, compared to the three or four we have here.
[4:59:03 PM] Kai Siegfried: at least you have penguins
[4:59:06 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): But, we own you in number of Penguins.
[4:59:08 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Hahah
[4:59:14 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): And Kangaroos.
[4:59:17 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): And WOmbats.
[4:59:20 PM] Kai Siegfried: penguins are viscious merciless killing machines
[4:59:20 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): And Koalas
[4:59:28 PM] Kai Siegfried: :/ koalas aren't real bears
[4:59:29 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): And Platypus'
[4:59:41 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): And Tasmanian Devils.
[4:59:43 PM] Kai Siegfried: ah, living proof that god either doesn't exist or is exceedingly cruel
[4:59:46 PM] Kai Siegfried: the platypus
[4:59:52 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): And Tasmanian Tige-- OHWAIT LOLOLOLOL
[5:00:10 PM] Kai Siegfried: you forgot those little walking fruit thingies
[5:00:14 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): :|
[5:00:28 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): 'little walking fruit thingies'...?
[5:00:50 PM] Kai Siegfried: you know, indiginous to the little plot of land off the coast of australia
[5:01:02 PM] Kai Siegfried: they're rather flightless
[5:01:02 PM] Evangeline McDowell: he means cowry sheels
[5:01:10 PM] Kai Siegfried: o.O?
[5:01:14 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): o_o
[5:01:15 PM] Evangeline McDowell: the poison things that live in a shell that spike you when you pick them up
[5:01:28 PM] Kai Siegfried: >.>
[5:01:31 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory)::D
[5:01:44 PM] Kai Siegfried: fruits don't have neurotoxin that stops your breathing
[5:01:45 PM] Kai Siegfried: >.>
[5:01:47 PM] Kai Siegfried: hopefully
[5:02:03 PM] Evangeline McDowell: over here they do
[5:02:04 PM] Evangeline McDowell: Kai
[5:02:06 PM] Evangeline McDowell: Australia
[5:02:08 PM] Evangeline McDowell: has more ****
[5:02:09 PM] Evangeline McDowell: that can kill you
[5:02:13 PM] Evangeline McDowell: than anywhere else
[5:02:17 PM] Evangeline McDowell: on the planet
[5:02:19 PM] Evangeline McDowell::)
[5:02:23 PM] Kai Siegfried: :/
[5:02:29 PM] Kai Siegfried: why is that smile worthy?
[5:02:31 PM] Kai Siegfried: >.>
[5:02:36 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Because we hard. (smoking)
[5:02:53 PM] Kai Siegfried: :/ ?
[5:03:09 PM] Evangeline McDowell: yeah
[5:03:13 PM] Evangeline McDowell: we're hardcore
[5:03:16 PM] Evangeline McDowell: we LAFF at death
[5:03:28 PM] Kai Siegfried: so do canadians
[5:03:35 PM] Kai Siegfried: but that's because they laugh at everything :/
[5:03:51 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): And they're constantly high.

[n00bl3t]

[11:40:39 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): I'm busy and I can't help four people at once.
[11:40:48 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]::D
[11:41:01 PM] aerelm: Even Angels get Ganked:D
[11:41:09 PM] Richard Pyle (n00bl3t) {Tumble-Weed} [Brthrn]: By help requests.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[lw'nafh]

Ben [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: Suck my male phallic appendage.

Sprolf: Okay.

Magnificentness: WHAT THE FORNICATION!?

Note: This is in voice chat, yo.

Edited for your family friendly troll-free environment. *cough*

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