I can haz skype

[Osilon]

[12:51:25 PM] Magnificentness: iiiiii just wanna tell you how i'm feeling...gotta make you, understand...
[12:51:34 PM] Magnificentness: Never gonna give you uuuppp...
[12:53:13 PM] Josh (Deja Mooooo): You arsehat.
[12:53:27 PM] Josh (Deja Mooooo): I got rickrolled and I didn't even click on anything.

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[Jayce]

[1:38:40 AM] Saronsen: You know
[1:38:43 AM] Saronsen: I think
[1:38:46 AM] Saronsen: the only thing I'd miss
[1:38:51 AM] Saronsen: if all electronics blew up
[1:38:53 AM] Jayce Brooks: porn?
[1:38:53 AM] Saronsen: was music

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[Kazinsal]

[10:40:30 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Get the **** out.
[10:40:33 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): Dude
[10:40:35 PM] *** Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane) removed Fear Me! (Russell) from this conversation. ***
[10:40:37 PM] Josh: LOL
[10:40:45 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): He died to a ****ing vengeance gunboat
[10:40:49 PM] Josh: LMAO
[10:40:55 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Just... no...
[10:41:14 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): I'm literally facepalming
[10:41:21 PM] *** Josh added Fear Me! (Russell) ***
[10:41:24 PM] Josh: you're unfired
[10:41:28 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): D'aww...
[10:41:30 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Josh.
[10:41:32 PM] Josh: sorry
[10:41:34 PM] Josh: im a softie
[10:41:34 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): VENGEANCE GUNBOAT.
[10:41:37 PM] Josh: i need someone to abuse!
[10:41:38 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): I was out of range from his ****ing guns!
[10:41:42 PM] Josh: lmao
[10:41:44 PM] Josh: russell i love you

Russell got pwn'd in his bomber by a full Vengeance Mk V Liberty Gunboat.

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Retired, permanently.

[Marburg]

[1:10:19 AM] Brad: so, yeah, I guess Vince the Stupendous and I are going to take the reins and lead this here convoy into the land of green, terraforming free fields. (y)
[1:10:33 AM] Josh TehNoizeBox: Awesome
[1:10:42 AM] Josh TehNoizeBox: terraforming free fields.We appose this.
[1:11:08 AM] Vince: terraforming-free fields
[1:11:17 AM] Vince: as in natural:P
[1:11:27 AM] Josh TehNoizeBox: Hyphons: Making the difference between mutiny and a new leader since 2010

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[Charo]

Troy, I swear to god, I'm going to kill you...

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[Sand-Viper]

[11:10:32 PM] Sand_Spider: Being a keeper requires patience... Discipline...
[11:11:56 PM | Edited 11:12:04 PM] Sand_Spider: My Keeper is actually my only character I don't mind dying in, I just laugh at the total spam that I get and think to myself, "Wow, they need 2 cruisers, a GB, and 5 fighters to kill me. I feel special!" (rofl)
[11:12:25 PM] Yuri (Treewyrm): heh, you do get special treatment
[11:12:49 PM] Sand_Spider: That was just an example, but its a typical spam
[11:12:56 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Dude.
[11:12:58 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Imagine.
[11:12:59 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): If like.
[11:13:02 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): We connected a spider.
[11:13:03 PM] Sand_Spider: People are just all like TEH SQUISHY KEEL EET
[11:13:06 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): To the mindshare.
[11:13:14 PM] Sand_Spider: Wha????
[11:13:21 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Yeah. A ****ing spider.
[11:13:26 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): But it's super smart and ****.
[11:13:49 PM] Sand_Spider: W-wha-ha? *is laughing*
[11:13:58 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): I'm kinda' stoned.
[11:14:02 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): And a spider.
[11:14:05 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Why connect people.
[11:14:05 PM] Yuri (Treewyrm): Figured that out yeah.
[11:14:10 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): When we can connect animals...?
[11:14:23 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Ever tried it?

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The Gaelic Wyvern Inn
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[ArmsAndLegs Guy]

Admin Desktop chat, early morning.

[08:28:04] Bear: heh
[08:32:24] A&L-Guy: Ofcourse I had one thing going for me. I was educated as a Carpenter. And as is widely known and proven, that education opens the road to ascension, and ability to do everything.
[08:33:49] A&L-Guy: Something the Carpenters Guild really instills in you. Their most famous member was able to walk on water, resurrect the dead and turn water into wine. Since that time, the Guild has told all members upon initiation that we can do anything.
[08:34:32] A&L-Guy: Although walking on water etc, is only practical if you know where the fishermen has placed the bottomnet poles...
[08:35:31] Bear: heh
[08:36:53] A&L-Guy: You really need to work on your English English vocabulary Bear.. "heh" won't really cut it. And Australian English is too incomprehensible for us oldworlders..
[08:37:22] Bear: heh = I find it funny, but right now I'm to lazy to laugh
[08:37:50] A&L-Guy: ICHS

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Here to serve® You!!!

[Kazinsal]

Some of us are hard. (smoke)

Just noticed the context-thread worthiness of this.

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Retired, permanently.

[Charo]

[3:51:19 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): UNABLE TO ADAPT? YOU'RE FIRED.
[3:51:20 AM] *** Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane) removed Fear Me! (Russell) from this conversation. ***
[3:51:20 AM] Fear Me! (Russell): NO U


Ye, I'm so epic I can post ina chat after I'm kicked:cool:

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[Kazinsal]

[2:53:06 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Bear, are you saying that you have a closet fetish for pants?
[2:53:15 AM] Bear: no.
[2:53:18 AM] Bear: never.
[2:53:25 AM] Bear: never ever.
[2:53:30 AM] Bear: pants are the devil.
[2:53:34 AM] Bear: end of story.

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Retired, permanently.