I can haz skype

[Guest]

[9:53:43 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Say something amusing
[9:56:10 PM] Cleric (Ben): Foo foo magoo.
[9:56:17 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: You are the walrus?
[9:56:28 PM] Cleric (Ben): I am -THE- Walrus!
[9:56:37 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: I once was a walrus...
[9:56:40 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: In my youth
[9:56:58 PM] Cleric (Ben): I am, quite happily, still in my youth.
[9:57:08 PM] Cleric (Ben): Maybe one day I will no longer be a walrus.
[9:58:24 PM] Cleric (Ben): Until that day, my family will have to deal with my foul moods. My friends will have to deal with my dickhead behaviour and girls will have to deal with me violently body slamming other guys to impress girls.
[9:58:58 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: O.o
[9:59:00 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: (smoking) Orly?
[9:59:18 PM] Cleric (Ben): Quite so.
[10:00:50 PM] Cleric (Ben): See.
[10:00:58 PM] Cleric (Ben): Right now, I think you're giving me attitude.
[10:01:09 PM] Cleric (Ben): So all I want to do is slam you to the ground infront of a girl.
[10:01:22 PM] Cleric (Ben): That's what makes girls love you isn't it? Hurting over men?

Wait... Wut?!

[Dantrithor]

*Removed because the person below me wanted to keep his privacy*

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[Geeky]

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[NixOlympica]

[0:43:47] Pilgrim: *hugs them both*
[0:44:05] Ryan (pipboy): or wait, can you buy wine?
[0:44:08] Q's bone: Whine turns me on more.
[0:44:10] Ryan (pipboy): I'll bring the wine
[0:44:11] Q's bone: <_<
[0:44:13] Pilgrim: and I find some porn
[0:44:14] Pilgrim: xD
[0:44:15] Q's bone: And I soon can.
[0:44:22] Aftyn Veldevar: can I watch o.o
[0:44:26] Q's bone: No.
[0:44:30] Pilgrim::P
[0:44:30] Aftyn Veldevar: ;_;
[0:44:33] Aftyn Veldevar: *cries in corner*
[0:44:35] Ryan (pipboy): we have gb porn
[0:44:37] Q's bone: You can participate?
[0:44:39] Ryan (pipboy): GB's Gone Wild.
[0:44:42] Q's bone: Yes.
[0:44:49] Q's bone: Hardcore rape scenes.
[0:44:53] Pilgrim: I like more Naughty gunboat 2
[0:45:07] Q's bone: And that forward cannon's facial...
[0:45:08] Pilgrim: Perilous being raped by council perilous?
[0:45:09] Q's bone: Q's bone shudders

Dirty

[Shagohad]

[4:48:01 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Priorities.
[4:48:02 PM] crowtbrobot: For some reason I always assumed you were gay.
[4:48:07 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): What do you need, Crow-
[4:48:10 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): ....
[4:48:14 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): ...
[4:48:14 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): OMG
[4:48:19 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): That was so ****ing win.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[Charo]

[7:24:43 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): BUT I HAZ GUD NEWZ
[7:24:51 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): I JUS GOT 50 MILLZ FO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[7:25:03 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): Someone made a down payment for my Resheph I had for sale
[7:25:08 PM] Joseph (Aphil): ****!
[7:25:13 PM] Joseph (Aphil): THAT'S MY 50 MILLION!
[7:25:14 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): But he decided his Sair Cruiser was good enough
[7:25:17 PM] Joseph (Aphil): That I lent to GForce
[7:25:23 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): BAHAHAHAHAHA
[7:25:25 PM] Joseph (Aphil): Give him back his ****ing money so he can give it back to me.
[7:25:27 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): (rofl)
[7:25:39 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): He told me to keep it
[7:25:44 PM] Joseph (Aphil): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[7:25:46 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): Besides
[7:25:49 PM] Joseph (Aphil): :@
[7:25:49 PM] crowtbrobot: Son of a bitch.
[7:25:52 PM] Fear Me! (Russell): I already spent it

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[Corsair]

[7:19:52 PM] Corsair(Alexander): REGGIN A RE'UOY XELA PU TUHS
[7:19:59 PM] Corsair(Alexander): .
[7:20:01 PM] Rasputin: Um.
[7:20:01 PM] Rasputin: What.
[7:20:07 PM] Corsair(Alexander): U oN
[7:20:17 PM] Gauss 2.0: I missed something vital.
[7:20:17 PM] Rasputin: U ON
[7:20:37 PM] Rasputin: Yes Gauss.
[7:20:44 PM] Rasputin: You'€™ll find your stomach is missing.
[7:20:48 PM] Corsair(Alexander): HHOGDSipjgfdiohrsgioh807896UHGRIH:HRTFJL
[7:20:49 PM] Suralin (Chris): At least we're not arguing about spleens again.
[7:20:56 PM] Rasputin: I think if you follow the trail of half digested food, you could probably find it.

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[Charo]

[9:34:13 PM] Paddy Hughs: The doctor guy in my medical today asked if anyone in my family had herpies and i couldnt help but giggle at the name ;(

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[Durandal]

"OH GOD THERE'S A LOT OF THEM THERE'S A LOT OF THEM. OH GOD THEY'RE EATING MY BRAINS"

"Oh that doesn't look good man, it looks like somebody stuck their d**k in the ship."

-- Both from Shagohad in a skype call.

[Not Espi]

[7:23:02 PM] *** martin 'vlko' vlk added Emil Beaird ***
[7:23:05 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: bump
[7:23:06 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: fags
[7:23:08 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: new slave
[7:23:10 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: use lube
[7:23:11 PM] Primitive: fag (smoking)
[7:23:17 PM] Vin.Chenzo: primitive
[7:23:20 PM] Vin.Chenzo: that song is ollllddddddddd
[7:23:37 PM] Vin.Chenzo: " Open the window and a breeze rolls in and i

JIZZ IN MY PANTS"
[7:23:51 PM] Primitive: So old that you listen to the whole song before writing that (bandit) ?
[7:23:56 PM] Emil Beaird: ; OOOOOOOOOOO
[7:24:04 PM] Das Defiant: WHo's this guy?
[7:24:12 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: its emil
[7:24:20 PM] Vin.Chenzo: who or what is a emil?
[7:24:24 PM] Vin.Chenzo: is it a new type of emo ?
[7:24:30 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: Tony scagrelli or somethinglike that
[7:24:33 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Can i get it in white?
[7:24:36 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: so we have another tony
[7:24:38 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Does it come with fries
[7:24:43 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Can i get a beer with that
[7:24:52 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: nope, it comes with a coke and some chips
[7:24:55 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: and a blowjob
[7:24:59 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: but we will talkt about aht later
[7:25:00 PM] Vin.Chenzo: I'll take three
[7:25:11 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: would you like the family pack?
[7:25:17 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: toys for kids hookers for daddy
[7:25:17 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Yes please
[7:25:28 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Excelent
[7:25:31 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: and a set of dishes for mommy, since she's not to get out of the kitchen anyway
[7:25:36 PM | Edited 7:25:47 PM] Vin.Chenzo: I will make the hoockers play with the toys for my pleasure
[7:26:02 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i would recommend making the hookers play with kids
[7:26:04 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: and recording it
[7:26:11 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: can make good moeny on the internet
[7:26:12 PM] Vin.Chenzo: An excelent choise
[7:26:13 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: >.>
[7:26:14 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: <.<
[7:26:16 PM] Vin.Chenzo: I'll take three
[7:26:19 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Minus the dishes
[7:26:25 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: martin 'vlko' vlk pack some hookers and toys
[7:26:34 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: martin 'vlko' vlk passes stuff to chenzo
[7:26:34 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Don't gforget the kids.
[7:26:45 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i thought you had kids at home
[7:26:47 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Vin.Chenzo scans for aids
[7:26:56 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: should i go back and get you some from the garbage can?
[7:27:04 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Nah
[7:27:06 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: they might be cold aready
[7:27:10 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ah okay then
[7:27:10 PM] Vin.Chenzo: I can make my own with the hoockers
[7:27:28 PM] Vin.Chenzo: Can i get those fries ?
[7:27:29 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: nah we bite their uteri out
[7:27:41 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: just to make sure we dont over-populate the business
[7:27:53 PM] Vin.Chenzo: hmm
[7:27:55 PM] Vin.Chenzo: well good for fun i guess
[7:28:00 PM] Vin.Chenzo: We need more toys
[7:28:00 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: indeed
[7:28:06 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: god the new guy must be scared now:D
[7:28:18 PM | Removed 7:28:29 PM] Vin.Chenzo: This message has been removed.
[7:28:33 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i saw that
[7:28:34 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: >.>
[7:28:36 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: <.<
[7:28:38 PM] Vin.Chenzo: saw what ?
[7:28:40 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ICHS anyway