[12:36:11 AM] Kai Siegfried: oh :O
[12:36:19 AM] Kai Siegfried: stripes makes cars go faster >: o
[12:36:27 AM] sebassf1: so do hookers...
[12:36:35 AM] Kai Siegfried: :/ actually
[12:36:39 AM] Kai Siegfried: hookers are added weight
[12:36:50 AM] Kai Siegfried: which means more mass that isn't dedicated to propulsion
[12:36:53 AM] Kai Siegfried: :/
[12:36:55 AM] sebassf1: seriously kai..if you where in the same building as me
[12:36:59 AM] sebassf1: id find you and bitchslap you
[12:37:04 AM] Kai Siegfried: >.> why?
[12:37:06 AM] Kai Siegfried: it's physics
[12:37:20 AM] sebassf1: you just desperately need it.
[12:37:25 AM] Kai Siegfried: what, physics?
[12:37:35 AM] sebassf1: no a bitchslapping or twelve
[12:37:40 AM] Kai Siegfried: :/ why?
[12:37:56 AM] Evangeline McDowell: bahahahaha
[12:11:19 AM] Khelric: Marco could join the uhh whacha callit
[12:11:31 AM] Boss: and the most awkward
[12:11:32 AM] Khelric: Y'know the space mafia I forget the name now
[12:11:38 AM] Boss: Freelancer?
[12:11:42 AM] Boss: Liberty Rogues?
[12:11:50 AM] Khelric: wat
[12:11:53 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): wat
[12:12:00 AM] Boss: wat
[12:12:15 AM] Khelric: Rodent
[12:12:23 AM] Khelric: You know what I'm saying I just forget their godamn names
[12:12:31 AM] Khelric: **** now I'm gettin' pissed
[12:12:34 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): (nod)
[12:12:45 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Well uh, Kumah and Marco pierats?
[12:12:46 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent)::D
[12:12:54 AM] Khelric: Nonono Marco has to be in uhh
[12:13:01 AM] Khelric: Piss what's that faction name again I'll be so mad when I remember it
[12:13:02 AM] Boss: IN PANTS
[12:13:04 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Outcasts? (smoking)
[12:13:07 AM] Khelric: Nah
[12:13:11 AM] Khelric: YOU KNOW
[12:13:14 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Hackers?
[12:13:14 AM] Khelric: THEY'RE SPACE MAFIA
[12:13:17 AM] Boss: Mollys?
[12:13:18 AM] Khelric: SPACE
[12:13:19 AM] Khelric: MAFIA
[12:13:20 AM] Khelric: ****
[12:13:22 AM] Khelric: ***************
[12:13:23 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Well......
[12:13:24 AM] Boss: Brigands?
[12:13:26 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Syndicate
[12:13:28 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): CORSE!
[12:13:35 AM] Boss: Council?
[12:13:39 AM] Khelric: Man I'm gonna get so pissed in a minute
[12:13:41 AM] Boss: Gaians!
[12:13:45 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Either Corse or Brigands.
[12:13:52 AM] Boss: Landwirtrechtbewegung!
[12:14:03 AM] Khelric: Nah it's not that
[12:14:03 AM] Boss: Hessians?
[12:14:13 AM] Boss: Corsairs?
[12:14:16 AM] Boss: Blood Dragons?
[12:14:19 AM] Boss: Golden C.?
[12:14:26 AM] Boss: Xenos?
[12:14:29 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent) rubs chin thoughtfully.
[12:14:32 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Mafia relates to Outcasts.
[12:14:35 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Venezi?
[12:14:39 AM] Khelric: nah nah nah
[12:14:42 AM] Khelric: I don't know if they're official yet
[12:14:47 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Duh
[12:14:51 AM] Khelric: Man I'm gonna get SO ****ing pissed
[12:14:52 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): There are many mafia factions around Khelric
[12:14:54 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent)::P
[12:14:56 AM] Boss: Bundschuh?
[12:14:58 AM] Khelric: Yeah but
[12:15:04 AM] Boss: Farmer's Alliance?
[12:15:04 AM] Khelric: These guys try to be ACTUAL space mafia like
[12:15:05 AM] Khelric: old time gangsters
[12:15:13 AM] Boss: Hogosha?
[12:15:18 AM] Khelric: NO NOT ****ING HOGOSHA
[12:15:19 AM] Khelric: ****
[12:15:25 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): >.<
[12:15:25 AM] Boss: Phooms?
[12:15:32 AM] Khelric: Khelric rapes boss
[12:15:32 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): xD no
[12:15:34 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Nomads?
[12:15:35 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): (rofl)
[12:15:35 AM] Boss: Coalition?
[12:15:39 AM] Khelric: ******************************
[12:15:39 AM] Boss: Unioners?
[12:15:44 AM] Boss: Ooh
[12:15:45 AM] Boss: OOH
[12:15:46 AM] Boss: I KNOW
[12:15:47 AM] Khelric: YOU KNOW IT'S NOT ****ING UNIONERS GODAMNIT
[12:15:47 AM] Boss: ZONERS
[12:15:49 AM] Puhrawrabeeduh (Rodent): Joker?
[12:15:56 AM] Khelric: *********** **** ****** **** *** **** **** ****
We finally realized he was talking about the Cartel.
Zealot Wrote:Just go play the game and have fun dammit.
Treewyrm Wrote:all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.
[22:54:41] Andre DelArco: I'd thought Glou would have been da Boss by now.
[22:54:56] Pilgrim: Gloi?
[22:55:05] Josh (Dejavu): He was for a time
[22:55:14] Pilgrim: Who is Glou
[22:55:22] Josh (Dejavu): Chris
[22:55:30] Pilgrim: Ah
[22:55:39] Pilgrim: Schlurbi?
[22:55:46] Andre DelArco: No, Gloucester.
[22:55:59] Josh (Dejavu): Same person
[22:56:21] Christycupcakez (schlurbi): Not Gloucester...that's old
[22:56:24] Andre DelArco: "Schlurbi" sounds like pulling a flaccid pen*s out after sex.
[6:42:15 PM] Brosuf Islam: Try and not lead Gabriel on too much though, he's a spoiled rich kid who gets what he wants.:D
[6:43:39 PM] Zachary B: it's a girl character.
[6:43:50 PM] Zachary B: but that doesn't mean she's a flirt or I'm going to do sexual stuff with her >_>
[6:43:55 PM] Brosuf Islam: I know.
[6:44:00 PM] Zachary B: I got my fill of that with the lesbian FLs (rofl)
[6:44:07 PM] Brosuf Islam: I'm just being a toss after the whole lesbian Freelancer thing.
[6:44:10 PM] Zachary B: LOL
[6:44:13 PM] Brosuf Islam: (rofl)
[6:44:13 PM] Zachary B: (finger)
[6:44:15 PM] Zachary B::D
[6:22:43 PM] DRV: Anyone home?
[6:22:44 PM] DRV: D:
[6:23:01 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Who are you?
[6:23:18 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: If your searching the Commander he is off.
[6:23:25 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Recruitment Officer Ian Moss here.
[6:24:24 PM] DRV: Lol.
[6:24:47 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Can you please explain yourself up?
[6:25:02 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: [In Short Words: Who the hell are you?]
[6:25:10 PM] DRV: >.>
[6:25:11 PM] DRV: <.<
[6:25:15 PM] DRV: Dude...
[6:25:25 PM] DRV: Lol.
[6:25:34 PM] DRV: Have you made your char yet?
[6:25:41 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: I remember you that this channel is shared by the Commander and other 3 officers.
[6:25:55 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: I don't know who you want to speak with.
[6:25:59 PM] DRV: Uhm..........................................
[6:26:01 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: What character?
[6:26:14 PM] DRV: That's a shared skype account?
[6:26:21 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: THIS IS.
[6:26:22 PM] DRV: Who the frak shares a skype account?
[6:26:33 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: A Headquarter?
[6:26:41 PM] DRV: Uhg.
[6:26:41 PM] Cleric (Ben): ....
[6:26:44 PM] Cleric (Ben): lmao.
[6:26:51 PM] Cleric (Ben): Whom did you recruit?\
Continued in PMs:
Dude.
[6:27:35 PM] DRV: What the hell?
[6:27:42 PM] DRV: Are you joking around or something?
[6:27:52 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: I still don't seem to understand who are you.
[6:28:05 PM] DRV: What's your forum name?
[6:28:21 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Dave Synk
[6:28:41 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Even so. Who are you searching for?
[6:28:48 PM] DRV: Uhm......
[6:28:52 PM] DRV: Illusive man..
[6:28:59 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: The Commander?
[6:29:04 PM] DRV: Uhm......................
[6:29:08 PM] DRV: Sure........
[6:29:09 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: He is logged off.
[6:29:18 PM] DRV: Dude..
[6:29:22 PM] DRV: Skype is like...
[6:29:27 PM] DRV: Not in-RP...
[6:30:03 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Well..you have 2) Choices.
1) Respect this small RP on this Channel
or
2) We will lock any kind of communication with you.
[6:31:03 PM] DRV: "The Commander" Joined my unofficial faction dude.
[6:31:10 PM] DRV: I thought this was his account, and his only.
[6:31:21 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: The Commander? Don't make me laugh.
[6:31:24 PM] DRV: Does "the commander" have a skype account of his own?
[6:31:43 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Yes he does. But It's kept secret from your "pesky eyes".
[6:32:01 PM] DRV: Dude. Come on.
[6:32:04 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: And this conversation starts to annoy me greatly.
[6:32:29 PM] DRV: What do you want me to do then? put // before my sentanceS?
[6:32:42 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Of course not.
[6:32:58 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Just try to astain from writing while inserting emotions.
[6:33:22 PM] DRV: You're taking RP faaaaaar too seriously my friend.
[6:33:47 PM] DRV: I respect the fact that you have a faction going on in disco, but in skype, people like to just chill.
[6:33:53 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: And if you are talking about the *giggle* faction. I need to dissapoint you,the Commander declared the *giggle* as an offensive faction to our name.
[6:34:12 PM] DRV: I see what this is.
[6:34:13 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Because you insinuated that he's gay because he said WC.
[6:34:19 PM] DRV: LOL
[6:34:22 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: I saw that proof.
[6:34:28 PM] DRV: ILLUSIVE MAN IS THAT YOU?
[6:34:30 PM] DRV: ROFL
[6:34:44 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: I'm not Illusive Man.
[6:34:44 PM] DRV: Heh
[6:34:51 PM] DRV: .......................
[6:34:58 PM] DRV: Goodbye.
[6:35:04 PM] Cerberus Headquarters: Have a nice day then.
Reply in convo:
[6:39:11 PM] Cleric (Ben): Heh.
[6:39:22 PM] Cleric (Ben): To be honest.
[6:39:27 PM] Cleric (Ben): That was the most surreal thing I've seen on Discovery.
[9:55:12 PM] Bear: I think we now know who the main spammers are...
[9:56:04 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Indeed we do.
[9:58:13 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): The naked admin, the less-than-sane fifteen-year-old webcomics artist, the drunken welshman, the catgirls, the catgirl lover, the australian girl that hasn't said anything in weeks, and the crazy czech dude.
[9:58:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): We are...
[9:58:20 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane) puts sunglasses on
[9:58:23 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/Harold Kane): ...the Angels.
[9:59:00 PM] Bear: Bear cranks the epic battle music
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