LPI Role Call

[Dejavu]

*The Communication System on Police Plaza Sprung into life, Oliver Shaw's voice echoed through the hallways*

"Bing Bong! This is a message to all employees! All staff are to fill in the form which should be appearing over the viewing system now, you are to deliver them to my desk as soon as possible!"

*A Form Template appeared on all of the viewing screens throughout Police Plaza with the following requirements*

Name: Oliver Shaw
Rank: Lieutenant
Current Ships: LPI-Oliver.Shaw[L] (Libby), LPI-Otisville (GB), LPI-Liberty.Asylum (PL)
SWAT: No
Activity Level:

On most days.

*Oliver Shaw's voice once more came echoing over the communication system*

"Well that was easy! Just need to wait for some replies. Hmmm... I suppose I could have a nap whilst I'm waiting."

*A Dull Rumble of Snoring Erupts as Shaw falls asleep on the job*

"No no! Take me instead........ *snores*"

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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)

[Error]

Name: Colin Sinclair
Rank: Sergeant (Requested promotion to Lieutenant)
Current Ships: Patriot, Liberator (x2), Executioner, Armored Transport, Grizzly, Heron, Mammoth x2, LPI-Sunbucks|Kiosk-295 (Rhino)
SWAT: Yes
Activity Level: Good.

That's all, I guess.

*prints note, folds it neatly in to a paper aeroplane and tosses it at Oliver*

Stop snoring on the intercom, idiot!

[Stygian]

Another one of these? You would think we could hire someone to keep track of this stuff...

Name: Aiden Maggard
Rank: Lieutenant
Current Ships: LPI-Aiden.Maggard[L] (Eagle), LPI-Aiden-Maggard[L] (Liberator), LPI-SWAT-A.Maggard[G] (Guardian), LPI-SWAT-A.Maggard[R] (Roc), LPI-Wildwood (Gunboat)
SWAT: Yes
Activity Level: Good

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[Evan_]

Name: Bo
Rank: Officer
Current Ships: LPI-Bo[O], LPI-SWAT-Bo[R], LPI-SWAT-A.Maggard[H] (Libby, Roc, Havoc)
SWAT: Yes
Activity Level: 'Tis be tricky question? Bo flies whe' him liver no aches or whe' 'em screamin' on da emergency comms.

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[TehNoizeBox]

Name: Devin Travors
Rank: Officer
Current Ships: LPI-Devin.Travors[O] (Liberator), LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[R] (Roc, currently creating it), LPI-SWAT-D.Travors[G] (Guardian, currently creating it)
SWAT: Yes
Activity Level: Moderate

[Boss]

Name: Jim Markey
Rank: Deputy Chief
Current Ships:
LPI-Jim.Markey[D] - LPI Guard Eagle
LPI-Jim:Markey[D] - LPI Guard Liberator
SWAT: No
Activity Level:
"Active"?

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

[jimhunter]

Name: Lisa Hunter
Rank: Sergeant
Current Ships:
- LPI-Lisa.Hunter[S] - Liberator
- LPI-Lisa.Hunter.[S] - Kingfisher
- LPI-SWAT-L.Hunter[Gr] - Grizzly
SWAT: Yes
Activity Level: medium to little.

[Donutman]

Name: Joe Smith
Rank: Captain
Current Ships: LPI-Joe.Smith[Ca]. - Liberator LPI-Devil's.Island - Grizzly
SWAT: Whenever I get around to it.
Activity Level: Active-ish.

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.

[alphadog]

Name: John Smith
Rank: Sergeant
Current Ships: LIBBEH, Grizzleh
SWAT: Yes
Activity Level: Too high

[Bauer]

Name: Jack Bauer
Rank: Captain
Current Ships: LPI-Jack.Bauer[Ca] (Eagle), LPI-Jack.Bauer[Ca]. (Libby), LPI-SWAT-Jack.Bauer[R] (Roc), LPI-Sunbucks-001 (and -002) (Mammoths), LPI-San.Quentin (GB)
SWAT: Yes
Activity Level: Trying to get on a few times a week.

Jack folded the piece of paper and headed to Shaw's office. Upon entering his officer, he notices Shaw asleep, and immediately tazes him to wake him up.

"Hey Shaw, I want some Sunbucks on my desk in 5 minutes. Get to work! Oh, and you spelt roll call wrong in your bulletin. Just sayin'."

Jack walks out of his office, leaving Shaw dazed and confused.

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[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.