I can haz skype

[Backo]

[18:13:23] Francesco(Valinor) says: oh, as a major general, now you are allowed to fly the Wraith Mk2, with battleship powerplant, 4 razor, 8 inferno, 20 hornvipers

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Republic of the Sword and Sun

[Charo]

[9:37:30 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: So...you can't go ingame...can you
[9:38:30 PM] Magnificentness [Zombie Awareness Advisor]: nope.
[9:38:31 PM] Magnificentness [Zombie Awareness Advisor]: No skype
[9:38:31 PM] Magnificentness [Zombie Awareness Advisor]: No ingame
[9:38:47 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: ...but yur on Skype now..
[9:38:49 PM] Magnificentness [Zombie Awareness Advisor]: and no forums unless I go to town.
[9:38:50 PM] Magnificentness [Zombie Awareness Advisor]: Q__Q
[9:38:57 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: ....

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[Not Espi]

[12:41:55 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): (wave)
[12:42:06 PM] Илья (Curios): (airkiss)
[12:42:12 PM] Илья (Curios): (inlove)
[12:42:14 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): (airkick)
[12:42:18 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: (blowjob)
[12:42:22 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): (enjoy)
[12:42:26 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: /erection
[12:42:31 PM] Илья (Curios): /ejaculation
[12:42:38 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: /swallow
[12:42:45 PM] Илья (Curios): /smoke
[12:42:47 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): /eject
[12:42:49 PM] *** Michael(HurricaneX) has left ***
[12:42:57 PM] Илья (Curios): Ye baby, brute sair chat
Илья (Curios)

[Sly]

[22:43:51] Atreides2: WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
[22:43:56] Atreides2: IT IS ... THE END OF ALL DOPE

[[Cerberus] Illusive Man]

Imperial = Me
KevinErbs = Friend


[21:29:06] KevinErbs: T______________________T
[21:29:14] Imperial: What happened? What is this Q_Qing?
[21:29:16] KevinErbs: My girlfriend went shopping..
[21:29:21] Imperial: And?
[21:29:25] KevinErbs: I finished beer! T_____T..
[21:29:29] Imperial: LOL

[lw'nafh]

[6:51:59 PM] AWOL: "Mom? Mom? Mom? I had an accident!"
"I had an accident too once, and now it pisses all over itself"

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[Not Espi]

discussion about urbandictionary names definitions:

[1:17:27 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: a person who enjoys having multiple cocks shoved up his/her ass; a person who enjoys kinky butt sex. (y)
[1:17:28 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): all of them are good ones;)
[1:17:36 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): was that for you?
[1:17:41 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: i skipped to the last pages to seethe kinky ****:D
[1:17:48 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): (rofl)
[1:18:07 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: One of the happiest little men you'll ever meet, simply put VERY VERY VERY gay, prone to a bit of bottom fun, felching and other such unmasculine pass times.
[1:18:08 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: hahaaaaa
[1:18:09 PM | Edited 1:18:11 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: win
[1:18:22 PM] Michael(HurricaneX)::D
[1:18:33 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): once a guy said that Sails are fag version of OPG
[1:18:43 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): My answer was, becouse our leader is kinda blue
[1:18:44 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: yeah casero
[1:18:45 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): >.>
[1:18:45 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): D:<
[1:18:51 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: im not blue
[1:18:52 PM] Michael(HurricaneX)::D
[1:18:54 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): XD
[1:18:55 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: Q_Q
[1:18:58 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: im gay
[1:18:59 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): urakeeper
[1:19:01 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: its a difference
[1:19:02 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): same xD
[1:19:07 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: NO WAI!
[1:19:16 PM | Edited 1:19:33 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): bosh likes to shove dicks in their asses
[1:19:18 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): so D:
[1:19:19 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): same to me ye
[1:19:38 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=antanas
[1:19:39 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): D:
[1:19:44 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): not much on you vilkas
[1:19:45 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): soru
[1:20:21 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?):
buy joe smetona mugs, tshirts and magnets
The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.

ye I'm kewl
[1:20:22 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): : )
[1:20:51 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): anyway? : D
[1:20:57 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): of the last Lithuanian President
EMMM??
[1:20:58 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): wtf? xD
[1:22:01 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): XD
[1:23:09 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): vilkas
[1:23:10 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): dw
[1:23:19 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): i just made a definition about what a vilkas is:D
[1:23:48 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): Vilkas
A fag in the Black Sails
Example: That guy is such a Vilkas!
by Ariazo on Oct 1, 2010

tags: vilkas', like, buttsecks, and, giving, blowjobs
[1:24:10 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): its currently under review by the editors (rofl)
[1:25:30 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): Soru I'm straight
[1:25:42 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): oshi-
[1:25:42 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): or like I'm used to say. Normal sexual orientation
[1:25:43 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): ye
[1:25:43 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ye mine is better
[1:25:45 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): i can't edit
[1:25:45 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: (bandit)
[1:25:46 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): no butseck
[1:25:48 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): i already sent it off
[1:25:54 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4664/antanas.png
[1:25:56 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: (y)
[1:26:22 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): >.<
[1:26:24 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): (finger)
[1:26:26 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): XD
[1:26:32 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ye its np
[1:26:34 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): my ex-gf had long stright brown hair (h)
[1:26:45 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): mm
[1:26:57 PM] Michael(HurricaneX): so'd my ex : D
[1:27:01 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: nah the bitch was bald
[1:27:07 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: you just dont seem to admit it
[1:27:07 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): That was me >.< I'm bald
[1:27:08 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk::D
[1:27:15 PM] Michael(HurricaneX)::D
[1:27:16 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: ooooh
[1:27:24 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: that explains how hideous i thoguht she was
[1:27:28 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): also martin, ye I don't have pair of boobs
[1:27:28 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): ye
[1:27:28 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: soru anty
[1:27:33 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk::D
[1:27:45 PM] Antanas (... where did it run?): k (smoking)

[Charo]

Russell סּ_סּ busts a cap in PAddy's ass
[7:16:07 PM] Paddy Hughs: dayum n****'
[7:16:22 PM | Edited 7:16:27 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Bitch, I told ya not ta **** wit me foo'.
[7:16:40 PM] Paddy Hughs: 'chu talkin' bout foo'
[7:16:51 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Fo' sho'
[7:17:14 PM] Paddy Hughs: dayum, that **** is whack
[7:17:44 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Pfft, shut up fo' I busta cap up all in yur ass ***
[7:17:53 PM] Jake (Thexare): ...
[7:18:10 PM] Paddy Hughs: something troubling you?
[7:18:33 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Russell סּ_סּ hands Jake a cookie
[7:18:39 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Wanna talk bout it foo'?
[7:18:47 PM] Paddy Hughs: Take a seat n***'
[7:18:50 PM] Jake (Thexare): Jake (Thexare) 's eye twitches
[7:19:05 PM] Paddy Hughs: HES GONNA BLOW!
[7:19:16 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Yo dawg, wha's up up in yur ass taday?
[7:19:45 PM] *** Jake (Thexare) removed Russell סּ_סּ from this conversation. ***
[7:20:42 PM] *** Paddy Hughs added Russell סּ_סּ ***
[7:20:53 PM] Paddy Hughs: i lol'd
[7:20:58 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: wut?
[7:21:05 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: I wasn't even here to be kicked...
[7:21:38 PM] Paddy Hughs: nom nom nom irn bru
[7:21:44 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Yo dawg, wanna kick't an takea load off?
[7:21:59 PM] *** Jake (Thexare) removed Russell סּ_סּ from this conversation. ***
[7:29:19 PM] *** Jake (Thexare) added Russell סּ_סּ ***
[7:29:40 PM] Jake (Thexare): Now, I'd appreciate if your verbal assault on my brain and that of everyone else in the chat desists. Thanks.
[7:29:50 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Yes please.
[7:30:10 PM] Jake (Thexare): Three hours of sleep. I'm a little less cheerful than normal today. =/
[7:30:13 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: Yo' dawg, whazup? Ya girl leave ya or somethin'?
[7:30:20 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ...
[7:30:23 PM] Russell סּ_סּ: XD
[7:30:23 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): **** no.
[7:30:23 PM] *** Jake (Thexare) removed Russell סּ_סּ from this conversation. ***

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[Stygian]

[8:24:38 PM] Penpen!: SOOO WHO wants to help me delivering 25k synth weed to the Gajans EH?
[8:24:47 PM] Duncanstahn: O.O Why?
[8:25:04 PM] Penpen!: Because!
[8:25:14 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): How much am I getting paid?
[8:25:14 PM] Duncanstahn: Does it make a profit?
[8:25:18 PM] Penpen!::D
[8:25:22 PM] Duncanstahn: .
[8:25:27 PM] Duncanstahn: STOP THAT COREY
[8:25:46 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): I don't give a damn whether or not Pen's making a profit, I want to know what's in it for me.
[8:26:03 PM] Penpen!: Well, i'm too lazy to fly from the Sigmas to Edinburgh so i'll carry it from somewhere else. There's actually no profit in there
[8:26:16 PM | Edited 8:26:27 PM] Duncanstahn: Duncanstahn is not interested
[8:26:33 PM] Duncanstahn: unless you pay.
[8:26:33 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): Gotta be more for you than there was when I was moving Counterfeit Software
[8:26:58 PM] Penpen!: oh you dirrrty smuggler!
[8:27:11 PM] Duncanstahn: I need credits. I have a new project.
[8:27:16 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): It was for the VE, too. They sure need a lot of robot porn
[8:28:08 PM | Edited 8:28:18 PM] Duncanstahn: Oh, and I thank you for that. seeing that un-covered monitor plug that modified plug into a toaster is hot.
[8:29:00 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): ****, what're you talking about? That plug is stock, man.
[8:29:17 PM] Duncanstahn: Stock?
[8:29:20 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): Stock
[8:29:23 PM | Edited 8:29:28 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): From the factory
[8:29:33 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): No modifications involved
[8:29:47 PM] Duncanstahn: Really? those liars!
[8:30:09 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): Nah, the monitor was just built well to begin with
[8:30:15 PM] Duncanstahn: I feel like I was aroused by a normal electronic plug. I am so ashamed.
[8:30:44 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): Thank the manufacturer!
[8:30:59 PM] Justin(Stygian): You sick perverted bastards
[8:31:16 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): What the hell are you talking about?
[8:31:23 PM] Penpen!: sick perverted bastards
[8:31:25 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): OH GOD STYGIAN, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER MAN
[8:31:40 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): ugh, we're having an innocent conversation and you guys taint everything
[8:31:41 PM] Duncanstahn: Yeah man, what are you.. oh ew. sicko.
[8:32:04 PM] Justin(Stygian): You kids can't fool me (smoking)
[8:32:13 PM] Corey (Gheis Mace): (rofl)

Also...
[8:13:29 PM] Duncanstahn: I only have one cruiser now though, and I am giving it to someone.
[8:13:42 PM] Justin(Stygian): Is his name Justin?
[8:14:01 PM] Duncanstahn: No, her name is Justina.
[8:14:12 PM] Penpen!: is that even a name?
[8:14:24 PM] Duncanstahn: Who knows.
[8:14:26 PM] Justin(Stygian): I see how it works now. No boobs no free stuff
[8:14:36 PM] Duncanstahn: Who said its free?
[8:14:44 PM] Penpen!: wow.. you had to get 30 years old for that?
[8:14:57 PM] Duncanstahn: I got a price to get the keys to anything about me.
[8:15:21 PM] Angel_Eyes: hey hey, no bad talking the boobs... i'm rather attached to mine! LOL
[8:15:31 PM] Penpen!: ba dum tshh

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[Not Espi]

karolis hides
[8:31:40 PM] Илья (Curios): How it wil be in inglish - порт приписки, для кораблей.
[8:32:06 PM] karolis: ummmmmmmm
[8:33:40 PM] karolis: what do you mean saying 'port pripiski?'
[8:33:48 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: anus
[8:33:49 PM] martin 'vlko' vlk: (y)